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Monday, February 4, 2013

RIFLES AT RECESS - TO WHISPER IN TONGUES

1. The Downfall Of Roman Catholicism
2. Dance On Your Grave
3. No Evil Angels
4. Heroes Vs. Harlots
5. Custom Made Backstabber
6. My Apologies To The Walking Dead
7. I Died Twenty Times In 1986
8. Sporus In Theatre
9. Here's To Broken Boys
10. Gone

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SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS SUCKING SOME GUY'S DICK IN THE PLAYGROUND DURING RECESS, HE COMPLAINED OF MY LESS-THAN-EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE. TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING SHAT UPON FOR MY FELLATIO ABILITIES, I PULLED A RIFLE TO HIS HEAD AND SHOT HIM IN THE FACE. AS HE LAY IN THE SANDBOX DEAD, HIS THREE INCH DICK STAYED UP ENTIRELY. THIS WAS AN ANOMALY AS PATHOLOGISTS, PARAMEDICS AND DOCTORS WAS CALLED TO EXAMINE THE SCENE AFTERWARDS BECAUSE OF THIS POST-MORTEM MIRACLE. I WAS INITIALLY GOING TO BE CHARGED WITH SECOND DEGREE MURDER AT THE AGE OF ELEVEN UNTIL OFFICIALS WERE SO STUNNED THEY DECIDED TO FEATURE ME ON TIME MAGAZINE AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL DICK-SUCKER OF THE YEAR! MY PARENTS WERE SO PROUD OF ME THAT THEY GANGBANGED ME EVERY NIGHT AS A PART OF MY CONGRATULATORY CELEBRATIONS. NINE MONTHS MATER MY MOM GOT PREGNANT FROM ME! FUCK YEAH! I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BEING A FATHER AND HAVING KID THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE A (MORE) DEFORMED VERSION OF ME UNTIL MY TRAMP MOTHER'S LAWYER THAT SHE SLEEPS WITH FOR FAVOURS MAILED ME THE PAPERS DEMANDING CHILD SUPPORT. AND I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD. I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID TEETHLESS WELFARE-LEECHING INBRED FAMILY WHOSE HOUSE I STILL LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF! GODDAMNIT!

NEVERTHELESS, I STILL CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR BEING AWESOME AT GIVING HEAD. LAST TIME I SUCKED A LONG TUBEY DICK, THE GUY PISSED IN MY FAGGOT MOUTH. I COULDN'T COMPLAIN, BECAUSE HE WAS A DIABETIC. IT WAS THE SWEETEST STREAM OF PISS TO EVER ENTER MY MAGGOT-RIDDEN MOUTH.  FOR A WEBMASTER THAT DISLIKES ABSORBING HIS PROTEIN NUTRIENTS THROUGH APPLE AND ORANGE JUICE, WHATEVER THAT COMES OUT OF ANYONE'S DICK IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. ESPECIALLY THAT SMELLY DICK CHEESE SHIT. I MEAN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SLICE IT WHEN MAKING SUCH A CONSUMPTION. EW. THAT JUST MADE ME SO SICK I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE OUT EVERYTHING FROM MY STOMACH OUT INTO A FAT BITCH'S CUNT AND GET HER PREGNANT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

SPEAKING OF HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVORS, I HEARD THE LEAD VOCALIST OF THIS BAND WAS MOLESTED. AWW POOR LITTLE TORMENTED BOY, IT'S A WONDER HE'S SO PASSIONATELY ENERGETIC AND ANGRY WHEN SCREAMING INTO THIS MICROPHONE OF HIS. UNCLE WEBMASTER HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. I WONDER IF HE ORALLY WORK THOSE MICROPHONES AS WELL AS HIS PERPETRATOR ORALLY WORKED HIS INTERNAL ORGAN WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID. FURTHERMORE, I WONDER IF HIS MOLESTERS TAUGHT HIM TO SCREAM IN SUCH A HIGH PITCH IN TIMES OF PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL AGONY. I'D CONTINUE THINKING ABOUT THESE THINGS BUT I KNOW THE CIA THOUGHT POLICE IS AFTER ME LIKE THEY'RE AFTER JULIAN ASSANGE. THE GOVERNMENT OF USA IS THE ONLY "BIG BROTHER" I DON'T ENJOY BEING RAPED UP THE ASS BY, HOLY SHIT.

STOP TELLING YOURSELF THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I PONDER ABOUT THESE EROTICALLY DISTURBED THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS. I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS. NOPE, NOT AT ALL. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL WHEN ALL I AM IS A CREATIVE BALL OF IMAGINATION. (MMMMMMM, BALLS!) FUCK YOU ALL. GO STICK A STRAW UP SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE AND DRINK THEIR SHIT FAGGOT. 

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