Anodyne - The Outer Dark

1. Lucky Sky Diamond
2. Form Is Emptiness
3. Tenderness And Wolves
4. Knives
5. Black Pearl
6. Our Lady Of Assassins
7. Finest Craftsman
8. Like Water In Water

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ANY HALF A MORON WHO LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE SKY AT ANY GIVEN TIME OF THE DAY WOULD REALIZE SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT. THEY BLAME IT ON GLOBAL WARMING OR CLIMATE CHANGE, BUT LITTLE DO YOU FUCKING NAIVELY HOMOSEXUAL SHEEPS KNOW THAT MOST OF THE CLIMATE DISASTERS IN THIS WORLD SYNTHETICALLY MAN-MADE, THANKS TO THE INVENTION OF WEATHER-CONTROL SYSTEMS THAT THEY CALL "HAARP", SITUATED IN DIFFERENT ISLANDS CAUSING TORNADO'S, TSUNAMIS AND SHIFTS IN TECTONIC PLATES TO IMPOVERISHED THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. ANODYNE IS JUST THE BAND TO PROMOTE THE AWARENESS OF EVIL WESTERN-GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES IN THEIR FUCKING GAY CONCEPT ALBUM, "THE OUTER DARK". THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS A FUCKING ENGINEERED CONSPIRACY. IN AN ERA OF ONE-WORLD SHADOWY GOVERNMENTS, WE ALL KNOW THAT NINE-ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB, MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED BY THE CIA, AND LADY GAGA'S PENIS IS ACTUALLY A SECRET RADIO TRANSMISSION DEVICE INTO ANOTHER GALAXY USED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS TO STUDY THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM EVERY NIGHT WHEN SHE GETS FUCKED BY JAZZ PLAYERS IN A MANHATTAN NIGHT CLUB FULL OF YIPPIES WHO SECRETLY ASSASSINATED JFK WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE AT THE TIME.

THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES MAKE JUST SO MUCH SENSE TO ME. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE PROLIFERATION OF THE INTERNET UNTIL I REALIZED JUST WHAT A FUCKED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN. I WONDER HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BE SO DARING AS TO EXPOSE THE SECRET WORLD ORDER OF LIZARD-LIKE GOVERNMENT RUNNING THE UPPER ECHELONS OF OUR GOVERNMENT WITHOUT BEING CRUSHED INTO LITTLE ATOMS?! OBVIOUSLY THESE SURVIVORS WHO TOLD THEIR TALES OVER YOUTUBE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO HAVE ESCAPED THE WRATH OF GEORGE W. BUSH THE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT FAGGOT PRESIDENT LOOKED WEIRD, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT HE CAME FROM A FAMILY OF AMPHIBIANS. NOW I CAN'T JERK OFF TO HIS FUCKING TWO SEXY BLONDE DAUGHTERS WITHOUT THE DISGUSTING FEELING LIKE I'M BEATING OFF TO ANIMORPHIC BEASTIAL PRIMATES. SHAME ON ME NIGGA!

THIS WHOLE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN FOLLOWING THE END OF THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST OF 2012 TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. SO I PAID A VISIT TO THE MAYANS AND ASKED THEM WHAT THEY COULD DO FOR ME TO SAVE MY UNWORTHY SOUL. PECULIARLY, THEY OPENED UP A GATE TO THE UNDERGROUND AND TOLD ME TO JUST HIBERNATE THERE FOR TWO YEARS UNTIL THE DISASTER'S OVER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS... FUCKING VIETNAM, ALL OVER AGAIN?! FUCK THESE NASTY LOOKING CENTRAL-AMERICAN SAVAGE NATIVES. I PUNCHED ONE OF THEM IN THE FACE, STOLE ALL THE BERRIES AND THREW IT AT THEIR INBRED LOOKING CHILDREN BEFORE RAPING THEM VIOLENTLY. BOMB SHELTERS MY ASS, I'D RATHER DIE IN A DOOMSDAY THAN TO LIVE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD THAT'S GOVERNED BY ABORIGINAL COMMUNES. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ROSWELL47-INVOLVED ALIEN CONSPIRATORS FOR MAKING MY WORLD THE DYSTOPIA IT IS. I'M GOING TO INFILTRATE INTO YOUR ADVANCED MAGNETIC FLYING SAUCERS AND BEAT OFF MY OWN SAUCER ALL OVER THE MAIN SWITCHBOARD AND IMPREGNATING YOUR MOTHER (SHIP). 

REMEMBER, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT AFTER YOU!

(JUST JOKING, THIS ALBUM'S NOT ABOUT CONSPIRACIES. HAHAHAHA WASTED YOUR TIME FOR NOTHING YOU GRAND FAGGOT)