BLESSING THE HOGS - THE TWELVE GAUGE SOLUTION

1. Botched Messiah

2. Pretard

3. Let's Pray Doctor... Kevorkian

4. That New Car Smell

5. 40 Drops of Marrow

6. Hog Leg - (with Sean Ingram)

7. Chemical Equalizer

8. 18 Rabbit

9. Ghundt

10. Son of Sanford

11. Fazer - (with Sean Ingram)

12. Carrier, The

13. Selficide

BRIEF REVIEW:

I REALIZE THIS STUPID WEBSITE MAY SUCK, BUT IT'S A PITY FEW OF YOU WILL EVER REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS ALBUM SUCKS EXPONTENTIALLY. THE ONLY THING I REMOTELY ADMIRE ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR "ART" ITSELF IS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE ALBUM TITLE. THE TWELVE GAUGE IS OBVIOUSLY AN EXCELLENT SOLUTION FOR ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT METALHEADS, JUST SHOOT YOURSELVES IN THE LEFT FOOT AND CRIPPLE FOR A LIFETIME ALREADY YOU PARASITIC CANCERS TO SOCIETY. ONCE YOUR LEFT FOOT GOES ALOOSE, YOU CAN HELP ITS RECOVERY BY SHOVING IT DOWN SOME FAT NU-METAL GOTH BITCH SPORTING A CANNIBAL CORPSE SHIRT WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS FOOT FETISH. THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOUR FEET SMELLS LIKE THE ABOMINABLE DEATH.

OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING GAG HERE, SOMEONE GET ALL THIS RESPIRATORY AIRBORNE BACTERIA AWAY FROM MY BREATHING VISCINITY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES BUT YOU CHILDREN HAVE BEEN VERY BAD LATELY AND LUCKILY FOR YOU ALL, YOUR UNCLE WEBMASTER JUST GOT RELEASED ON PAROLE AND HE'LL BE HAPPY TO DO SOME DISCIPLINITIVE PUNISHMENT TO Y'ALL, PERHAPS IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBOURHOOD WHERE HIS WARNING PHOTO ISN'T PLASTERED ALL OVER ITS BULLETIN BOARDS!!

GET SHOT YOU FUCKING CREEPS.