
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - UNTIL THE DAY BREATHES AND THE SHADOWS FLEE

BRIEF REVIEW:
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW WHO DOWNLOADS THIS ALBUM WITH THE ATTITUDE OF "GOD, I MISS THIS BAND", I'M SURE FOR ONCE IN OUR INCONSISTENTLY HOMOSEXUAL LIVES, WE ARE ACTUALLY ON THE SAME PAGE FOR WONDERING JUST EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR SCENE? IT SEEMS LIKE JUST AS IF A BAND FINALLY RECEIVES A CHANCE OF POPULAR RECOGNITION, THEY HAVE TO EMASCULATE THEIR DIGNITY BY AFFILIATING AND SIDE-PROJECTING WITH FALL OUT BALLS, A BAND THAT HAS LITERALLY SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE HARDCORE SCENE. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
I REMEMBER THE HARDCORE SCENE JUST AS IT WAS BACK THEN, IT WAS ALL ABOUT UNITY, RESPECT, BROTHERHOOD AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, COCK SUCKING. NOWADAYS IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT COCK SUCKING. I MEAN, IT'S HEALTHY TO HAVE THE URGE TO CHOMP ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROTEIN-RICH MANHOOD AT TIMES, BUT COME ON! ISN'T THERE ANYTHING MORE TO IT NOW, THAN JUST OLD CLASSICS BREAKING UP, AND THE NEW UPCOMING VETERANS SELLING THEMSELVES OUT TO THE METAL SCENE? HOW FUCKING DISGRACEFUL DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO WHORE YOUR VALUES OUT TO THESE SICK, GREASY AND REPULSIVE METALHEADS FOR THE SAKE OF A FEW DOLLAR'S WORTH? I'M SICK OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M SICK OF THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS PUSH MOSHING INTEGRATED WITH THE ARMS FLAILING. WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A GIANT PIT OF SWINE FLU PATIENTS? HOW ABOUT THIS. I'LL TURN ON THE VACCUM AND YOU PLUG YOUR DICK INTO THE SUCTION TO DONATE YOUR LACK OF MANHOOD TO SOMEONE ELSE?
OH WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING TO DONATE... TEHEHEHEHE. SORRY FAGGOTS, MAYBE ANOTHER LIFETIME (ASSUMING IF THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER PROJECT FAILS TO DESTROY OUR GALAXY WITH THEIR MAD PARTICLE-PHYSICS EXPERIMENTS).
I'LL UPDATE THIS BLOG IN ANOTHER TEN YEARS WHEN THE HARDCORE SCENE REGAINS ITS CREDIBILITY, AND IF THAT'S A LONG TIME TO YOU, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... LEAST IT'S SOONER THAN YOU'LL EVER REDEVELOP YOUR LACK OF TESTOSTERONE YOU FUCKING LIMP WRISTED PINK BARNEYS.
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1 comments:
You suck at writing reviews. Especially on shit that came out how many years ago... Go home, or back in mommy's basement.
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