SAVED BY GRACE - FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

1 The Beginning Of The End
2 What It Takes To Feel Normal Again
3 Best Friend
4 Freedom From The Chains
5 A Loss Of Innocence
6 Wishing For Brighter Days
7 Whispering Into Deaths Ear
8 Strength Through Trials
9 The Mark Of Your Letter
10 Loving A Lie
11 A Prelude To 18 (Beginning To End)

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BRIEF REVIEW:

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS THIS ALBUM OVER THE NET AND THIS BAND JUST FUCKING VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL SOMETHING TRAGIC SPONTANEOUSLY OCCURRED AS OF RECENTLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SLACKING FAGGOTS? DID HARDCORE FUCKING DIE IN 2002? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PERVERTED HOUSE OF DEAD ILLEGALS I KILLED AFTER HIRING THEM FOR ODD JOBS, YOU FUCKING FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PENNY-PICKING POSERS. THE DESPERATE SEARCH FOR THIS ALBUM HAD ME FORCIBLY PULLING THE OUTDATED CD OUT FROM IN BETWEEN THE ASS CRACKS OF ONE OF THEM IN MY ATTIC OF DEAD MEXICANS AND OTHER ILLEGALS. DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE DECEASED MINORITIES UP THERE?! DON'T WORRY, I KILLED THEM VERY ETHICALLY. BECAUSE AT LEAST I DIDN'T FUCKING HANG THEM LIKE JOSH BROADHEAD - THE LEAD VOCALIST OF THIS BAND - HUNG HIMSELF JUST YESTERDAY. OOPS I'M SORRY, WAS THAT A LITTLE TOO SOON AND INSENSITIVE? WELL THEN, ON BEHALF OF WEBMASTER'S MOTHERFUCKING BONES OF SYMPATHY AND PITY (WHICH I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE), I OFFER MY DEEPEST CONDOLENSCES... WHICH IS AT LEAST SIX FEET DEEP! AHAHAHAHAHA. SORRY I JUST HAD TO CRACK THAT ONE OUT FROM MY OVERLY-STRETCHED ASSCRACK LIKE THE NEXT TYPHOON OF DIARRHEA I SHALL BE EXPECTING IN THE NEXT COMING HOURS.

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY, ALL FUCKING FAGGOT BULLSHIT ASIDE, I DID NOT FIRST FIND HIS DEATH HUMOUROUS AT ALL. IT WAS IN FACT EXTREMELY SADDENING AND MY COMICAL INSENSITIVITY IS MERELY A DEFENSE MECHANISM. I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD DRIVE A DEVOTED CHRISTIAN AND A FRONTMAN OF A PREVIOUSLY PROMINENT HARDCORE BAND TO END HIS LIFE AT THE AGE OF TWENTY NINE. YOU'VE ONLY LIVED OUT ONE THIRD OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND NOW YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE TO CHECK IN AT THE HEAVEN'S DOORS?! IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY TEACH YOU SUNDAY SCHOOL NOWADAYS YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKING INSTITUTIONALIZED AMERICANS... THAT IN ORDER TO BE SAVED BY GRACE, THE NOOSE IS THE ONLY WAY?! WOW YOU FUCKING AMERICANS ARE GODDAMN STUPID. WHERE'S YOUR COUNTRY ON A MAP AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAT FOOLS? PLEASE "HANG ON" WHILE I ASSIST YOU WITH THE MAGNIFYING GLASS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THIS GUY GETTING BOOTED OUT OF THE HEAVENLY GATES AFTER GOD'S ANGELIC MINIONS ARRESTED HIM AND FLUSHED HIM DOWN GOD'S TOILET ALONG WITH THE TEN TONS OF SHIT EXCRETED OUT OF GOD'S ANUS AFTER ONE LOAD OF DUMP, AFTER A DAY OF MOSHING TO CHRISTIAN HARDCORE BANDS AND TOSSING HIS CLOUDS ALL OVER THE PLACE  AND CREATING SEVERE BLIZZARDS IN SIBERIA. I'M SURE GOD IS PROUD OF YOU "FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE" YOU IRRESPONSIBLE JACKASS. WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR EX GOING TO TELL YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD SON NOW, YOU FUCKING PRICK?! "OH, DADDY'S GONE ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO THE FORTH DIMENSION TO VISIT THE BOSS OF MOTHER NATURE IN ORDER TO ASK HIM FOR A RAISE SO THAT HIM AND HIS DEFUNCT BAND CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO TOUR OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN STATE OF MISSOURI?" GOOD ONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. GOD WOULD HAVE EXECUTED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ANYWAYS IF YOU FAILED TO TAKE SUCH INITIATIVES IN THE FIRST PLACE, I SUPPOSE.

I KNOW I'M IGNORANT AND MY HEART IS ALMOST BLACK TO THE SHADE OF TARS, BUT I STILL CANNOT EVEN FATHOM WHAT WOULD PUT A FATHER AND ROCK STAR IN SUCH DESPAIR THAT HE'D RESORT TO A NOOSE. I MEAN, ANY DEGENERATE IMBECILE WHO THINKS THEIR LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING MUST TAKE A FUCKING DECENT LOOK AT MY OWN VERY LIFE. A VIRGIN IN MY LATE FORTIES WITHOUT EVER HAVING A DATE, A PECK ON THE CHEEKS, NOT EVEN FROM MY OWN MOTHER (SO I FUCKING GOT PISSED OFF ONE DAY AND RAPED MY AUNT WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING DURING A FAMILY REUNION IN THE DEPTH OF FARMS IN TENNESSEE) AND OUT CAME MY "COUSIN" NINE MONTHS LATER HURRAY). REGARDLESS, LOOK AT ME: NEVER HAD A FUCKING JOB, NEVER HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER ASIDE FROM THE FORCIBLE FORNICATIONS WITH ANIMALS, AND NEVER EMPLOYED, NOR EVER HAD THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF ANYONE. ALL I DO IS SIT HOME ALL DAY IN FRONT OF FOX NEWS AND GET SWALLOWED UP IN THE RIDICULOUS BRAINWASHING RIGHTIST PROPAGANDA OF HOW WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS IN AFGHANISTAN. DAMN RIGHT YOU JOURNALIST FUCKERS, NUKE THOSE FUCKING RAGHEAD MUSLIMS FOR ALL I CARE, SO I CAN BE THE ONE WHO OPPRESSES THOSE WOMEN FOR SEXUAL POLYGAMY YOU FUCKING COCKROACH-ATTRACTING FAGGOTS!!! HOLY FUCK I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD BUT YET I WOULD NEVER DARE TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I AM TOO SIMPLY MUCH OF A CHICKENSHIT TO EVER SUCCEED AT IT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING HANG MYSELF OFF THE BALCONY OF THIS SECOND-STORY CO-OP BUNGALOW ALL YOUR FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS HELP TO SUPPORT. BUT NOT BEFORE I CONSUME ALL MY FOOD STAMPS IN ORDER TO BUILD EVEN MORE WEIGHT IN ORDER TO APPROPRIATE FOR THE NOOSE!

IT'S FUCKING SAD TO SEE THE ARTISTS YOU ADMIRED AND WORSHIPPED WHILE YOU WERE YOUNGER TURN OUT TO BE SUCH WIMPS AND COMMIT SUCH DRASTIC DECISIONS IN THE SPUR OF MOMENT. I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS TOO, AS DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A PISS WITHOUT THE USE OF IV STRAWS DUE TO THE SHEER AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE GROINE BACK THEN GROWING UP AS THE ONLY INBRED IN MY MAXIMUM-RISK HIGH SCHOOL. I'M SURE IF I ASPHYXIATED MYSELF TO DEATH, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD CELEBRATE BY MAKING IT AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY. THE WHOLE HARDCORE AND METAL SCENE WOULD HOST A SHOW JUST TO MOSH ON MY GRAVE AND TRAMPLE OVER THE CHEAP ASS CARDBOARD TOMBSTONE FLAT. AND THEN I'D WAKE UP FROM THE DEAD, BELCH THE ROTTING STENCH OUT OF MY SYSTEM AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE REGION WOULD PRECIPITATE FOR ANOTHER HURRICANE KATRINA HAHAHAHA.

FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING HATERS. LEAST KURT COBAIN DID IT WITH STYLE BY BLOWING HIS BRAIN OUT. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS?! NOTHING. MORE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU READERS SHOULD FOLLOW THESE SUICIDAL GIMP'S FOOTSTEPS SO PERHAPS GOOD ARTISTS DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO INSTEAD, AND THUS RUINING MY LIFE MORE BEYOND WHAT COULD BE RUINABLE.

(REST IN PEACE, JOSH BROADHEAD. I'M SORRY GRACE WASN'T THERE TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME BUT YOU AND YOUR BAND WILL BE MISSED VERY, VERY MUCH. THIS ALBUM SHALL BE PLAYED BY ALL WALKS OF LIFE AT LEAST ONCE MORE IN ROTATION IN ORDER TO COMMEMORATE YOUR DEATH. YOUR BAND WAS ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE EVER APPRECIATED.)