MOST DEFINITELY THE WORST HARDCORE / METALCORE / GRINDCORE BLOGSPOT ON THE NET

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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

(BOOKMARK THIS SITE SO YOUR OBESELY UNEMPLOYED MOTHER REALIZES THE BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN JERKING OFF TO WITH HER INTERNET BILLS)


TOTALLY ANONYMOUS AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGISTRATION REQUIRED!

Saturday, February 9, 2013

CONSTRAINTS - SELF-TITLED


1. Consumed II 03:20
2. Departure 03:00
3. Bitter Sleep 03:41
4. Desperate Times 02:05
5. Shuffled Perspective 04:01
6. Lacking Vision 02:39
7. Dear Rita 03:11


A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKING DORKY ASS CRACKER LOOKING KIDS DISBANDING FOR A NEW POP-PUNK PROJECT. WHAT A JOKE THAT IS NOT UNLIKE THEIR WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

THANKS

Friday, February 8, 2013

FIGURE FOUR - SUFFERING THE LOSS


1. State of Mind
2. The Loss
3. Hear My Words
4. Kill  Deceive
5. The Cycle
6. Carried Away
7. Suffocation
8. We Were Invincible
9. Thieves Don't Knock
10. Miles Away
11. Poison In Me
12. Follow

DOWNLOAD THIS FUCKING TOUGH GUY CRAP

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS? SEEING A FIGURE FOUR REUNION SHOW SINCE 2006 AND WATCHING FAT MEN IN THEIR MID THIRTIES STILL HARDCORE DANCING TO THIS CRAP. WOW, YOU'D MAKE CANDICE KUSCULAIN PROUD YOU FUCKING FAT DORKS. GIVE IT A REST, HOLY CRAP.

Monday, February 4, 2013

RIFLES AT RECESS - TO WHISPER IN TONGUES

1. The Downfall Of Roman Catholicism
2. Dance On Your Grave
3. No Evil Angels
4. Heroes Vs. Harlots
5. Custom Made Backstabber
6. My Apologies To The Walking Dead
7. I Died Twenty Times In 1986
8. Sporus In Theatre
9. Here's To Broken Boys
10. Gone

DOWNLOAD
(LINK FIXED FOR ALL YOU NOSTALGIC 2003 OLD SCHOOL METALCORE FAGGOTS WHO POSSESSES PETER-PAN COMPLEX AND SIMPLY CANNOT GROW UP AND BE A MAN.)

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS SUCKING SOME GUY'S DICK IN THE PLAYGROUND DURING RECESS, HE COMPLAINED OF MY LESS-THAN-EXEMPLARY PERFORMANCE. TIRED OF ALWAYS BEING SHAT UPON FOR MY FELLATIO ABILITIES, I PULLED A RIFLE TO HIS HEAD AND SHOT HIM IN THE FACE. AS HE LAY IN THE SANDBOX DEAD, HIS THREE INCH DICK STAYED UP ENTIRELY. THIS WAS AN ANOMALY AS PATHOLOGISTS, PARAMEDICS AND DOCTORS WAS CALLED TO EXAMINE THE SCENE AFTERWARDS BECAUSE OF THIS POST-MORTEM MIRACLE. I WAS INITIALLY GOING TO BE CHARGED WITH SECOND DEGREE MURDER AT THE AGE OF ELEVEN UNTIL OFFICIALS WERE SO STUNNED THEY DECIDED TO FEATURE ME ON TIME MAGAZINE AS THE MOST INFLUENTIAL DICK-SUCKER OF THE YEAR! MY PARENTS WERE SO PROUD OF ME THAT THEY GANGBANGED ME EVERY NIGHT AS A PART OF MY CONGRATULATORY CELEBRATIONS. NINE MONTHS MATER MY MOM GOT PREGNANT FROM ME! FUCK YEAH! I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF BEING A FATHER AND HAVING KID THAT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE A (MORE) DEFORMED VERSION OF ME UNTIL MY TRAMP MOTHER'S LAWYER THAT SHE SLEEPS WITH FOR FAVOURS MAILED ME THE PAPERS DEMANDING CHILD SUPPORT. AND I WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD. I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID TEETHLESS WELFARE-LEECHING INBRED FAMILY WHOSE HOUSE I STILL LIVE IN THE BASEMENT OF! GODDAMNIT!

NEVERTHELESS, I STILL CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR BEING AWESOME AT GIVING HEAD. LAST TIME I SUCKED A LONG TUBEY DICK, THE GUY PISSED IN MY FAGGOT MOUTH. I COULDN'T COMPLAIN, BECAUSE HE WAS A DIABETIC. IT WAS THE SWEETEST STREAM OF PISS TO EVER ENTER MY MAGGOT-RIDDEN MOUTH.  FOR A WEBMASTER THAT DISLIKES ABSORBING HIS PROTEIN NUTRIENTS THROUGH APPLE AND ORANGE JUICE, WHATEVER THAT COMES OUT OF ANYONE'S DICK IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. ESPECIALLY THAT SMELLY DICK CHEESE SHIT. I MEAN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SLICE IT WHEN MAKING SUCH A CONSUMPTION. EW. THAT JUST MADE ME SO SICK I THINK I'M GOING TO PUKE OUT EVERYTHING FROM MY STOMACH OUT INTO A FAT BITCH'S CUNT AND GET HER PREGNANT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

SPEAKING OF HOMOSEXUAL ENDEAVORS, I HEARD THE LEAD VOCALIST OF THIS BAND WAS MOLESTED. AWW POOR LITTLE TORMENTED BOY, IT'S A WONDER HE'S SO PASSIONATELY ENERGETIC AND ANGRY WHEN SCREAMING INTO THIS MICROPHONE OF HIS. UNCLE WEBMASTER HAS TAUGHT YOU WELL WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG. I WONDER IF HE ORALLY WORK THOSE MICROPHONES AS WELL AS HIS PERPETRATOR ORALLY WORKED HIS INTERNAL ORGAN WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID. FURTHERMORE, I WONDER IF HIS MOLESTERS TAUGHT HIM TO SCREAM IN SUCH A HIGH PITCH IN TIMES OF PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL AGONY. I'D CONTINUE THINKING ABOUT THESE THINGS BUT I KNOW THE CIA THOUGHT POLICE IS AFTER ME LIKE THEY'RE AFTER JULIAN ASSANGE. THE GOVERNMENT OF USA IS THE ONLY "BIG BROTHER" I DON'T ENJOY BEING RAPED UP THE ASS BY, HOLY SHIT.

STOP TELLING YOURSELF THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I PONDER ABOUT THESE EROTICALLY DISTURBED THINGS ON A DAILY BASIS. I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS. NOPE, NOT AT ALL. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL WHEN ALL I AM IS A CREATIVE BALL OF IMAGINATION. (MMMMMMM, BALLS!) FUCK YOU ALL. GO STICK A STRAW UP SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE AND DRINK THEIR SHIT FAGGOT. 

(EHH, HOW ABOUT MINE? IT WILL SAVE ME FROM HAVING TO LURK AROUND GAYTHUGDATING.COM WHICH I PAY FULL ANNUAL MEMBERSHIPS FOR!)

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

ALPHA & OMEGA - LIFE SWALLOWER


01 Fueled By Sin 
02 Lead Me Home 
03 Worthless Life 
04 Searching 
05 Losing Grip 
06 No One To Blame 
07 Seven 
08 Life Swallower 
09 Faded Path 
10 Stand Alone 
11 Cold Reality


IF I WANTED TO HEAR ANYTHING REMOTELY LIKE METALLICA SUCH AS THIS RECORD I WOULD GO PULL DOWN LARS URICH'S PANTS AND STRUM ON HIS STUPID HAIRY ASS DICK INSTEAD YOU UNORIGINAL DUMBASSES

KEEP BATTERING ON YOUR FEMALE FANS IN VANCOUVER TOO BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR LEAD SINGER IS QUITE THE WONDERFUL WOMAN BEATER

Sunday, January 20, 2013

BARRIER - DARK DAYS


01 BACKBONE
02 THE DESPOT
03 BLACK SHEEP
04 30 DAYS
05 LOW ROADS


GOOD. FUCKING. LORD.

CHICAGO BEATDOWN FULL OF SPOILED TEENAGE BRATS

Thursday, January 17, 2013

KUBLAI KHAN - YOUTH WAR


1. Break The Ice
2. Color Code
3. Divisions
4. Teeth
5. Youth War
6. Retention
7. Icon
8. Here Tonight


I UNDERSTAND THESE STUPID TEXAS CONFEDERATE FLAGGED HILLBILLIES ENJOY PREACHING GOSPEL AND WHATNOT. BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS, DESPITE OF HOW MUCH YOU RANT AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AND CALL IT A SIN, THOSE TEETH ON YOUR FRONT ALBUM STILL LOOKS AS GREAT AS EVER FOR SUCKING MY BIG FAT HAIRY SCHLONG.

MAKE APPOINTMENTS WITH ME PLEASE.

Sunday, January 13, 2013

TRAPPED UNDER ICE - STAY COLD

1 Half A Person
2 Stay Cold
3 Skeleton Hands
4 Street Lights
5 Brain Waves
6 Between The Sheets

DOWNLOAD (LINK FIXED YOU UNBEARABLE MORONS)

BRIEF REVIEW:

THESE GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT HOLY, FUCKING, FAGGOTS. (LINK RELATED, SO CLICK IT BEFORE READING YOU CLUELESS FUCKING LITTLE PANSY GIMPS.TRAPPED UNDER ICE ACCUSED OF PUNCHING OUT A FAN AT A SHOW IN GERMANY WHO IS NOW IN NEED OF SURGERY.

YOU SEE, I DON'T UPDATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE BECAUSE I SIMPLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HARDCORE AND METALCORE SCENE ANYMORE YOU STUPID PATHETIC SHIT-EATING BALLERINA'S. BUT ALSO AS WELL, PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF STUPID FUCKING SHIT LIKE THIS. THIS FAGGOT VOCALIST, BY THE NAME OF "JUSTICE", PUNCHED OUT A KID WHO EITHER DIVED OFF THE STAGE OR PILED-ON AND GROPED HIM IN A HOMOSEXUAL MANNER. JUSTICE, WHO PROBABLY GOT SHY OF THE KID'S BLATANT SEXUAL ADVANCES, PUNCHED HIM OUT TO POINT THAT HE REQUIRES SURGERY NOW. BRAVO YOU FUCKING RETARD GIMP, HOW ARE YOUR FANS SUPPOSE TO SUCK YOUR LIMPY DICK NOW IF YOU CRACK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR JAWS, YOU FUCKING GROTESQUE WIGGER-SLAM CLOSET-GAYLORD FAGGOT?! I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE DOCTORS TRYING TO UNDERSTAND TO HIS INCOHERENT ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HOSPITAL DUE TO HIS INABILITY TO SPEAK, BEFORE MARKING HIM OFF AS "PATIENT HAS NO SUSPECTED ISSUES. HE IS MERELY MUMBLING GIBBERISH. WE SUSPECT HE HAS BEEN LISTENING TO TOO MUCH OF HIS FAVOURITE BAND 'TRAPPED UNDER ICE' ", YOU FUCKING LOSERS. ARE YOU GUYS SUCH LOUSY WIMPS THAT YOU ARE PUNCHING OUT YOUR FANS FOR TARGET PRACTICE? YOU GUYS SHOULD JOIN THE ARMY AND GET DEPLOYED TO NORTH KOREA WHERE YOU CAN THEN PLAY YOUR FAGGOT MUSIC WHILE NASTY LITTLE SOLDIER CHINKS MOSH TO YOUR HORRIBLE MUSIC IN A TRENCH WARFARE FULL OF EXPLODING LANDMINES. THEN USA SHOULD SIMPLY NUKE THE WHOLE FUCKING NATION-STATE WITH YOU GUYS IN IT AND CREATE A SONIC-BOOM THAT DESTROYS TWENTY FIVE MILES OF ITS SURROUNDING RADIUS WHICH WOULD STILL SOUND BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT BAND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

LET'S LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS SITUATION. LEAST EUROPE GRANTS PEOPLE FREE MEDIC CARE AND THE KID DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY A SINGLE CENT TO HAVE HIS MALFORMED JAWS PIECED BACK TOGETHER. I HOPE YOU GUYS GET JUMPED FOR EVERY CITY YOU PLAY THE MINUTE Y'ALL RETURN BACK TO THE STATES, AND THEN HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR SHITTY HEALTH INSURANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. GET A REAL JOB FAGGOTS. IT'S TIME TO DISBAND ALREADY YOU HOPELESS FAILURES. LEAST THE KID'S JAW WILL GRADUALLY PIECE BACK TOGETHER, UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING RUINED (SAD EXCUSE FOR A) CAREER NOW. YOUR MUSIC SERVES YOU NO FORGIVENESS, AND YOUR ACTIONS MARKS YOU NO "JUSTICE". WITHOUT THE FANS YOU FUCKERS FIGHT, YOU WOULDN'T BE SO LARGER THAN LIFE. AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE HARDCORE KIDS OF 2004 - 2006 ALL LEFT THIS FUCKING GAY SCENE FOR EVEN GAYER CRAP, LIKE DEATHCORE AND DUBSTEP. LEAST I CAN BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND CLUB ALL DAY BUT STILL NEVER HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THE POLITICS GOING TO SHOWS FULL OF TESTOSTERONE-RICH TRANSVESTITES WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD TO COMPENSATE FOR THEIR LACK OF MASCULINITY. THAT'S RIGHT, "I AM NO SUPERHERO" MY ASS. THAT KID IS MORE OF A SUPERMAN THAN YOU ARE. LEAST HE FLEW ABOVE THE CROWD AND DRAGGED YOU OFF FROM STAGE YOU SCRAWNY, WIMPY LITTLE FUCK. YOU ARE JUST THE HOE THAT HE SUPERMANS. SERIOUSLY FAGGOT, JUST ASK SOULJA BOY, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW ANY NIGGER'S RAPPING CAREER SERVES MORE VALUE THAN YOU AND YOUR SHIT FUCKING BAND.

STUPID PATHETIC WIGGER FUCK. THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM EVEN POSTING HIS MUSIC IS BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SHIT FOR FREE INSTEAD OF ORDERING YOUR PHYSICAL COPIES OFF YOUR SAD LABEL. THE PROMOTION YOU GUYS RECEIVE OFF MY GODLY BLOG IS UNDESERVING. AS OF TODAY I AM BURNING ALL MY TRAPPED UNDER ICE MERCH'S IN A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL FULL OF GASOLINE TRAPPED UNDER MY CUM.  I CAN PISS IN A FUCKING BOTTLE AND SELL IT FOR MORE VALUE ON EBAY THAN YOUR FUCKING FUCKING TOURING VAN AS OF TODAY YOU FAGGOTS. I AM GOING TO GET A TATTOO OF YOU GUYS RIGHT IN BETWEEN MY BUTTHOLE SO WHENEVER I GOTO THE TOILET AND REVEAL MY BUTTHOLE, YOU GUYS GET SHAT UPON. FURTHERMORE, I WILL COME TO YOUR SHOW AND DRAG YOU OFF THE STAGE BEFORE TAKING THE BIGGEST DUMP ON YOUR STAGE AND REPLACE YOUR LACK OF PRESENCE  WITH A GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S MOLDED EXACTLY JUST LIKE YOU. IT MAY STINK A LITTLE BUT IT'S AN ACCURATE PIECE OF ART THAT SYMBOLIZES YOUR BAND YOU FUCKIN OBVIOUS PIECES OF SHITS.

JUST KIDDING HOMOS, PLEASE DON`T BREAK MY JAW. EVEN IF I ACTUALLY DESERVE IT UNLIKE THAT POOR HELPLESS RETARD WHO NEVER THOUGHT LIKING YOUR BAND WOULD GET HIM ALMOST KILLED.

FUCKING DISBAND IMMEDIATELY YOU PITIFUL FAGGOTS

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

IN ALCATRAZ 1962 - THE DRIVE

01. Breaking Through (0:36)
02. Still Strong (3:14)
03. Eloquence (3:20)
04. There to Take (3:07)
05. The Fatal Flaw (2:46)
06. Acceptance (3:15)
07. Over These Years (1:45)
08. Winter Sun (4:44)
09. Submergence (3:08)
10. Stagnant (3:18)
11. Aspirations (3:09)
12. Through Blank Eyes (3:14)


SEE, DEATH IS USUALLY A TRAGIC THING. NOBODY LIKES IT AND GOD FORBID IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE IT. OF COURSE DEATH TO ANYBODY BENEFITS NOBODY, REALLY. UNLESS YOU ARE A FRONTMAN OF A NO-NAME BAND. NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU. SO DID THE BAND MEMBERS KILL THE VOCALIST AS A CONSPIRACY FOR THEIR BAND TO GET KNOWN? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. BUT NOW IT'S ON MY BLOG "DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR". YUP. REAL MATURE, GROW UP, WHAT A TERRIBLY FUCKING THING TO SAY, I KNOW. BUT I'M JUST A PATHETIC FAGGOT AND SUICIDE HAS GOTTEN FROM INITIALLY A CONTEMPLATIVE OPTION TO MANDATORY NOW GIVEN WHERE MY LIFE IS. YUP. MISERABLE WEBMASTER IS FINALLY THROWING THE GODDAMN TOWEL. FUCK OFF.

MERRY CHRISTMAS ASSHOLES. FOR SOME REASON I AM NOT STOKED THAT WE SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

PLUS MINUS MTL - PROGRESSION THROUGH IGNORANCE

01 – 1993 (Intro)
02 – Stress
03 – Progression Through Ignorance (Instrumental)
04 – Hard To Earn
05 – 1988 (Skit)
06 – Intoxicated Demons
07 – Scars & Memories
08 – 1967 (Outro)

Years Spent Cold - Moving Heaven To Hell

1. Intro 
2. Ear To Ear 
3. Moving Heaven To Hell 
4. Retribution 
5. Breaking All Ties 
6. No One Misses You 
7. Coming Up Roses 
8. End Your Life 
9. Abandon All Hope 
10. We Set Fire 
11. Lifeless 
12. Turncoat 
13. Toy Soldier

SWORN IN - START / END EP


1.Start 01:44
2.Opportunist 04:14
3.Apex 05:10
4.Beggars 04:14
5.The Deviant 05:25
6.End (Ft. Colin Sharkey) 04:40

Thursday, December 13, 2012

THE GHOST INSIDE - RETURNERS


1. "Walk Away from the World (instrumental)" 1:27
2. "Greater Distance" 2:26
3. "Between the Lines (feat. Brendan Foley of Betrayal)" 3:23
4. "Unspoken" 3:43
5. "Overlooked" 3:05
6. "Chrono (feat. Mat Bruso of Bury Your Dead)" 3:31
7. "The Conflict (feat. Tommy Green of Sleeping Giant)" 4:00
8. "Downbeat" 3:15
9. "The Returner" 1:06
10. "Through the Cracks" 3:13
11. "Truth and Temper" 8:48

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

RUN WITH THE HUNTED - SELF TITLED

1. Introspective
2. Magna Cum Laude
3. Double Zero
4. Sycophant
5. Occam's Razor
6. I Will Make This World Without You
7. Synethesia
8. Silent Conversations
9. Signs Of Life
10. Silverfish
11. Reversal Of Fortune


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOTRY. DID YOU EVEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR AN ARTWORK? LOOKS LIKE THREE FUCKING BIRDS ARE HAVING AN ORGY OVER PERIOD-BLOODSTAINED ROSES. YEAH I GET IT, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ALLEGORICAL OR METAPHORICAL OR WHATEVER  PRETENTIOUS CONVERGE-LIKE BANDS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO BE. BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING CONCEAL THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS STILL SUCK ASS. FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE YOU STUPID DICKWADS.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS - IN VOGUE


1. "Dressed for Friend Requests" 2:36 
2. "Girl, Are You on Your...?" 3:04 
3. "E.R." 2:26 
4. "Well, I Never..." 2:02 
5. "Knife vs. Face: Round 1" 4:02 
6. "Marietta" 2:51 
7. "Are You Happy?" 1:36 
8. "Fashion Your Seat Belts" 2:39 
9. "In Vogue" 1:57 
10. "Daniel, Where's the Boat?" 2:27 
11. "The Show Must Go On" 3:40 
12. "Welcome to the Gun Show (Hidden Track)"

DOWNLOAD THIS GROTESQUE BAND PATHETIC FAGGOT LOOKING SCENE KIDS LIKE THE BALLESS ESTROGEN-EXCESSIVE SISSY YOU ARE

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

World​ Of Pain​, Xibalba​, Ruckus​ - Earthquake​ Split

World Of Pain; 
01. Suffer 
02. Buried In Sin 
03. Dead Inside 
04. End Result 

Xibalba; 
05. Cold 
06. Spanish Harlem 
07. Cursed 
08. Salvation 

Ruckus; 
09. Gallows 
10. Domesticated 
11. Below My Law 
12. Apocalypse Never

Monday, November 26, 2012

POISON THE WELL - THE OPPOSITE OF DECEMBER & TEARS FROM THE RED (DIGITALLY REMASTERED 2012)

1. 12/23/93 ( 3:06)
02. A Wish for Wings That Work ( 3:32)
03. Artist’s Rendering of Me ( 3:19)
04. Slice Paper Wrists ( 3:55)
05. Nerdy ( 2:43)
06. To Mandate Heaven ( 2:39)
07. Not Within Arms Length ( 2:26)
08. Mid Air Love Message ( 3:08)
09. My Mirror No Longer Reflects ( 3:23)
10. Botchla ( 3:09)
11. Lazzaro ( 2:59)
12. Turn Down Elliot ( 3:59)
13. Rings From Corona ( 2:46)
14. Moments Over Exaggerate ( 3:14)
15. Horns and Tails ( 2:42)
16. Sticks and Stones Never Made Sense ( 3:34)
17. Pieces of You in Me ( 3:00)
18. Karsey Street ( 1:07)
19. Parks and What You Meant to Me ( 3:47)


YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY SAY ... IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT. ESPECIALLY IF IT SMELLED LIKE A PIECE OF TURD TO BEGIN WITH. YUP. MY PIECE OF TURD WAS WHAT POISONED THE WELL IN THIS RURAL HICKVILLE TO BEGIN WITH. THANKS TO ME, ALL RESIDENTS OF MY FAGGOT NUDIST VILLAGE ATE EDIBLES WITH SEDIMENTS OF MY ANAL EXCRETIONS FOR A WEEK AND HALF. MY POOP SMELLS SO UNBELIEVABLY RAUNCHY THAT IT PENETRATED THROUGH THE SEWAGE PIPELINES AND ENDED UP BURNING ITS WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GLOBE AND OUT THE ENTER END IN CHINA WHERE THE GOOKS HAD A BLAST SHISH KABOBBING MY SMELLY PELLETS AND SELLING THEM ON STREET VENDORS. THANK MY SHITHOLE LATER YOU STUPID YELLOW LOOKING SLIT-EYED CHINKS!! 

 WOW I FUCKING SUCK AT MAKING REVIEWS.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

SOLACE - CALL AND RESPONSE

01 – Trinity
02 – Naive
03 – 4 8 15 16 23 42
04 – Our Father
05 – Dead Man’s Curve
06 – Judgement Night
07 – Call & Response
08 – Stockholm Syndr(h)ome
09 – CPM
10 – Curse of the Living

(A PROVINCE NO HETEROSEXUAL MANKIND WITH A NORMAL FUNCTIONING TONGUE CAN PRONOUNCE)

Friday, November 23, 2012

BORN LOW - THE HUNGER WITHIN

1. Pura Vida
2. Wrecking Ball
3. Empty Plate
4. Nature of the Business
5. Blinded Eye

Sunday, October 28, 2012

OBEY THE BRAVE - YOUNG BLOOD

01. Lifestyle
02. Is Starts Today
03. Self Made
04. Live and Learn
05. Garde La Tete Froide
06. Grim
07. Get Real
08. Time For A Change
09. Unstoppable
10. Early Graves
11. Burning Bridges


BRIEF REVIEW:

OH SO LOOK, ALEX DESPISED LEFT HIS MOST MONUMENTAL METALCORE/DEATHCORE LEGACY PROJECT "DESPISED ICON" FOR THIS SHITTY ASS MEDIOCRE CRAP. CONGRATULATIONS FUCKER, NOW COOK ME A SHITTY ASS METALCORE KNUCKLE SANDWICH AND MIX IT WITH MY GLORIOUS POOP. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THUG-LOOKING MEDIOCRE-CORE BANDS ANYMORE. YEAR 2012 IS HERE SO WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST LISTEN TO DUBSTEP AND FUCK EACH OTHER INSTEAD. ESPECIALLY UP MY AIDS-INFESTED GLORY HOLE WHERE THE CAVITIES AND TERMITES LIVE? YES PLEASE YOU GIGANTIC HOMOSEXUALS.

DOCTOR SAID MY GIGANTIC ERECTION IS BENT AND NOW I SIMPLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MIGHT WANNA CURL IT UP ALL THE WAY 360 AROUND AND MAKE IT INTO A ROLLER COASTER TRACK.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

XIBALBA - HASTA LA MUERTE


01. No Serenity 
02. Soledad 
03. Laid to Rest 
04. Burn 
05. Sentenced 
06. The Flood 
07. Hasta La Muerte 
08. Mala Mujer 
09. Stoneheart 
10. Lujuria 
11. Cold

DOWNLOAD:
 http://www.filefactory.com/file/4hw678jo4zhx/n/Hasta_La_Muerte.zip (LINK FIXED)

BRIEF REVIEW:

SO WHO THE FUCK WATCHED THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE LAST NIGHT? NOT ME YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO SUCH AS PICKING THE ASSHAIR OUT OF MY RECTUM AND THEN FEEDING IT BACK INTO MY MOUTH. I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO SOME HONKEY DEBATING A BANANA AND WATERMELON EATING NIGGER LIKE THE APEX OF THEIR SAD, SAD POLITICAL CAREER DEPENDS ON IT. YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU'RE TAUGHT THIS VISION THAT SOCIETY IS HEADING TOWARDS AN UTOPIA AND EVERYTHING WE DO IS FOR THE SHAPE OF A BETTER WORLD IN BECOMING. BUT ONCE YOU GET OLD AND START LOSING HAIR, YOU PAINFULLY REALIZE THAT ANY 'CHANGES' IN SOCIETY AREN'T REALLY CHANGES FOR THE BETTER, BUT RATHER AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF CONTENTIONS BETWEEN ONE INTEREST GROUP AND ANOTHER. THERE IS NO UNIFIED VISION. JUST MINDLESS GARBAGE FED FROM POLITICIANS WHO ARE INFLUENCED BY DIFFERENT LOBBY GROUPS. THANK GOD MEXICANS AREN'T BIG ON LOBBYING FOR THINGS (LEGALLY, THAT IS). OTHERWISE WE'D HAVE SOME BULLSHIT SONG ON THIS FUCKING ALBUM AS OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM. EXCUSE ME WHILE I PULL OUT A SHOTGUN FROM MY REDNECK CABIN AND SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HILLBILLY HEAD AND BRINGING MY WIFE/AUNT SALLY TO GOD'S HEAVEN WITH ME.

FUCK YOU.