BLESSING THE HOGS - THE TWELVE GAUGE SOLUTION

1. Botched Messiah

2. Pretard

3. Let's Pray Doctor... Kevorkian

4. That New Car Smell

5. 40 Drops of Marrow

6. Hog Leg - (with Sean Ingram)

7. Chemical Equalizer

8. 18 Rabbit

9. Ghundt

10. Son of Sanford

11. Fazer - (with Sean Ingram)

12. Carrier, The

13. Selficide

BRIEF REVIEW:

I REALIZE THIS STUPID WEBSITE MAY SUCK, BUT IT'S A PITY FEW OF YOU WILL EVER REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS ALBUM SUCKS EXPONTENTIALLY. THE ONLY THING I REMOTELY ADMIRE ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR "ART" ITSELF IS THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE ALBUM TITLE. THE TWELVE GAUGE IS OBVIOUSLY AN EXCELLENT SOLUTION FOR ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT METALHEADS, JUST SHOOT YOURSELVES IN THE LEFT FOOT AND CRIPPLE FOR A LIFETIME ALREADY YOU PARASITIC CANCERS TO SOCIETY. ONCE YOUR LEFT FOOT GOES ALOOSE, YOU CAN HELP ITS RECOVERY BY SHOVING IT DOWN SOME FAT NU-METAL GOTH BITCH SPORTING A CANNIBAL CORPSE SHIRT WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE AN ENORMOUS FOOT FETISH. THE ONLY FUCKING PROBLEM IS YOUR FEET SMELLS LIKE THE ABOMINABLE DEATH.

OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING GAG HERE, SOMEONE GET ALL THIS RESPIRATORY AIRBORNE BACTERIA AWAY FROM MY BREATHING VISCINITY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES BUT YOU CHILDREN HAVE BEEN VERY BAD LATELY AND LUCKILY FOR YOU ALL, YOUR UNCLE WEBMASTER JUST GOT RELEASED ON PAROLE AND HE'LL BE HAPPY TO DO SOME DISCIPLINITIVE PUNISHMENT TO Y'ALL, PERHAPS IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBOURHOOD WHERE HIS WARNING PHOTO ISN'T PLASTERED ALL OVER ITS BULLETIN BOARDS!!

GET SHOT YOU FUCKING CREEPS.

BLACKLISTED - OUR YOUTH IS WASTED

1. Long Way Home
2. Finding Faith
3. Crossed Fingers
4. That Ain't Real Much
5. 3800 (We're Unstoppable)
6. Transparent/Opaque

BRIEF REVIEW:

HARDCORE PUNK, HARDCORE THRASH PUNK, EMO-VIOLENCE, POWERVIOLENCE, TRADITIONAL HARDCORE, OLD SCHOOL HARDCORE... HOWEVER THE HELL YOU BRAND YOUR STUPID FUCKING MEANINGLESS GENRES, TO ME YOUR STUPID LABELS IS AS MEANINGLESS AS THE USE OF YOUR UNDER-LENGTHED PENIS. I LOVE IT WHEN THESE OVERAGED HARDCORE MEATHEADS - PREVIOUSLY FROM NASTY-ASS SKINHEAD YOUTH CULTURES WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND STUPID TEENAGE MISFITS - MARK THEIR TERRITORY OF WHAT IS INDISTINGUISHABLY "REAL HARDCORE" AND WHAT IS NOT. CAN YOU STUPID LUKEMIA PATIENTS JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, GROW SOME HAIR, GET A GIRLFRIEND AND START A FUCKING FAMILY ALREADY? YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING TWENTY SEVEN, HOW MANY MORE YEARS ARE YOU ASSWIPES GOING TO WORK AS CARPENTERS AND BOILERMAKERS UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOUR TRADES ARE AS WORTHLESS AS YOUR LIVES? FUCKING ELITIST FAGGOTS.

STOP CIRCLEJERKING AT YOUR FAVOURITE HARDCORE SHOWS FEATURING TWO DECADE OLD PERFORMERS THAT ONLY SAVES UP ENOUGH ONCE EVERY SIX YEARS ONLY TO TOUR THREE STATES, YOU FUCKING POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS. ALL YOU BALDING HARDCORE PUNKS SHOULD GROW OUT ATTRACTIVE PIXIE EMO SHAGS, SWIPE IT ACROSS ONE EYE AND DYE THE MOP INTO THREE DIFFERENT CONTRASTING COLOURS. THEN YOU SHOULD WEAR CANDY BRACELETS AND JOIN THE ECSTACY-INDUCED UNDERGROUND DARK RAVES OF NEW YORK, ONLY TO WAKE UP ONE DAY SKETCHING OFF COCAINE AND REALIZE WHAT A BUNCH OF PATHETIC FOOLS YOU ARE ALL EQUIVALENT TO.

OH AND WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BAND CALLED BLACKLISTED? WHY NOT WHITELISTED? WHAT'S GOING ON, WHY ARE THEY LISTING ONLY THE BLACKS AND NOT THE WHITES? SO ARE THESE FUCKERS RACIST NOW? OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE REVERSE RACISM AGAINST WHITE CRACKERHEAD HICKS WOULD NEVER BE CONSIDERED ABSOLUTE "RACISM" THIS DAY AN AGE. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID AFFIRMATIVE LIBERAL ASSHOLES. GO WORSHIP YOUR BLACK NIGGER GOD OF DEMOCRATS AND SLEEP TIGHT UNDER THE COMFORT OF YOUR SECURITY BLANKET THAT IS CORPORATELY BRANDED AS "HOPE".

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - COLORS

1. "Foam Born (a) The Backtrack" – 2:13
2. "Foam Born (b) The Decade of Statues" – 5:20
3. "Informal Gluttony" – 6:47
4. "Sun of Nothing" – 10:59
5. "Ants of the Sky" – 13:10
6. "Prequel to the Sequel" – 8:36
7. "Viridian" – 2:51
8. "White Walls" – 14:13

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOEVER THE FUCK IN YOUR LIFE TOLD YOU TO "NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVERS" OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER READ A REVIEW ON ON DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS RUNNING THROUGH THEIR LSD-MELTED HEADS WHEN THEY GOT THE VISIONARY INSPIRATION TO GET A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD SQUEEGEE TO BLURT OUT AN EIGHT-MINUTE DISASTER ON MICROSOFT PAINT? I'VE SEEN LOVELIER LOOKING NIGGERS. WOW, THAT WAS A HUGE STATEMENT I'VE JUST MADE, JESUS CHRIST. SEE THAT'S THE ISSUE WITH DRUG PROHIBITION... IF THEY FUCKING LEGALIZED ALL DRUGS AND SCHEDULED THEM UNDER INTENSE REGULATION OF DISTRIBUTION THEN WE WON'T BE GETTING PRE-SCHOOLERS PRODUCING SHITTY MASTERPIECES ON ILLICIT HALLUCINOGENS PURCHASED OFF A COLUMBIAN DRUG LORD NAMED COLUMBIA NOW, WOULD WE? HOLY FUCKING MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL DRUG TRADES... I HATE YOU!

BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'M A BITTER FORTY FIVE YEAR OLD FAT BALDING MAN SCRUTINIZING THE BAD ECONOMY FOR MY UNEMPLOYMENT. LEAST MY WELFARE CHEQUES IS SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR ME TO AFFORD THE INTERNET FOR ALL THESE INSIGHTFUL UPDATES!! SOMEONE SPONSOR ME PLEASE?

BACK TO PICKING ON THIS BAND FOR STUPID IRRELEVANT BULLSHIT LIKE I DO BEST... MAN, IF ONLY THEIR IMAGE WAS 1/100,000TH TO THE TECHNICALITY OF THEIR MUSIC, THEN PERHAPS THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM WOULDN'T ALWAYS GET ACCIDENTALLY MISPLACED IN THE FUCKING TODDLER SECTION IN EVERY STUPID BEST BUY CHAIN STORE. SERIOUSLY GUYS, STICK WITH THE MUSIC. DON'T QUIT YOUR FUCKING BROKE-ASS DAYJOB. IN TERMS OF PRODUCING ANOTHER ALBUM COVER... HEY, DON'T MOST OF THOSE FAGGOTS IN LINKIN PARK DO GRAPHIC DESIGNS?? YOU GUYS SHOULD PORK THE DJ'S MINISCULE DISCO-STICK AS A PART OF THE NEGOTIATION. WAIT, WHAT'S THAT FUCKING ORIENTAL IMMIGRANT'S NAME AGAIN? ISN'T IT SOMETHING LIKE "MIKE HAHN"? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I WONDER WHICH LOATHING PARENT OF HIS NAMED HIM SUCH DISASTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

HUGE FAGGOT

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - ALASKA

1. All Bodies

2. Alaska
3. Croakies and Boatshoes
4. Selkies: The Endless Obsession
5. Breathe in, Breathe Out
6. Roboturner
7. Backwards Marathon
8. Medicine Wheel
9. Primer
10. Autodidact
11. Laser Speed

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD YOU EVER LOSE YOUR STUPID MIND AND NAME YOUR BRILLIANTLY ACCLAIMED ALBUM AFTER A STATE THAT (1) NOBODY CAN POINT OUT ON A MAP AND (2) IS CONNECTED TO CANADA YOU FUCKING GEOGRAPHICALLY-IGNORANT COCK WORSHIPPERS? WHAT IS THIS, A TRIBUTE TO SARAH PALIN? HAHAHA. THAT FUCKING WHORISH REDNECK PRODUCT OF AN INBREEDING-RITUAL-GONE-WRONG! I'VE NEVER MET A WORSE MEDIA GIMMICK IN MY LIFE OTHER THAN ... OH, WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN ... OH YEAH, BARACK OBAMA! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT'S OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM TRANSFORMING INTO? ANOTHER ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, JA RULE IS GOING TO RUN FOR THE WHITE HOUSE AND FUCKING PAINT THE WHOLE WASHINGTON DC BLACK THAT STUPID NIGGEROONI. HE SURE AS FUCK WILL GET MY VOTE!! A STEP FORWARD FOR BLACK PEOPLE IS TWO STEPS BACK FOR THE WHITE CRACKERS WHOM HAVE SACRIFICES TONS OF THEIR WORTHLESS BLOODSHED INTO THE MAKING OF THIS HOLY FUCKING DISINTEGRATING NATION!

I DON'T GET WHY MUSICIANS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS AND/OR GEOPOLITICS ALL THE TIME. I MEAN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS AGAIN? SYNDROME OF A DOWN? THAT VOCALIST SERJ THE FAGGOT CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR TWO YEARS BY FLOATING ADRIFT ON A LOG, SEEKING REFUGE FROM HIS WAR-TORN LAND BARELY ABLE TO PRONOUNCE A DOZEN OF THE ENGLISH ALPHABETS AND NOW HE'S IN A BAND SCREAMING ANTI-ZIONIST NONSENSE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CONTINENT AND GET BUTCHERED BY YOUR RADICAL NINE YEAR OLD AK47 STRAPPED CHILD REBELS YOU FUCKING SAND-NIGGER PAKI. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH OUR "SECURE" BORDERS, WE ALLOW TOO MANY MIDDLE-EASTERN FAGGOTS INTO OUR COUNTRY, ALLOWING THEM TO PULL DEVASTATING 9/11 OPERATIONS, AND THEN IN ORDER TO RELIEVE OURSELVES OF THE BLAME, WE FUCKING POINT FINGERS AT CANADA. WHAT THE FUCK DID CANADA EVER DO TO WAGE WAR ON US? THREATEN TO PUT A SANCTION ON THE MEAT TRADE?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THESE TERRORISTS DIDN'T PULL A 360 ON THE GLOBE AND SMUGGLED THEMSELVES IN THROUGH THE SHORES OF ALASKA? HOLY SHIT, WAKE UP MY FELLOW AMERICANS. YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC.

THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS COUNTRY'S DREADED POLITICAL INFOTAINMENT. I'M MOVING TO THE INDONESIAN ISLANDS WHERE I'LL START A BAND WITH ALL THOSE IRATE "INDO-CRUSADER" FAGGOTS AND THEIR HORRIBLY GENERIC DEATH-METALCORE BULLSHIT THAT THEY CONSTANTLY PROMOTE ON THE CHATTERBOX TO THE RIGHT. OH GOD SAVE ME. BY GOD I MEAN THE BUDDHIST GOD... OR HIS EQUALLY-FATASS WIFE... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE INDO-CHINKY FAGGOTS BELIEVE IN.

I'M GOING TO TRAMPLE ALL OVER THEIR ISLAND WITH MY 370 POUNDS OF CALORIES AND HOPEFULLY STOMP A HOLE LARGE ENOUGH TO SINK THEIR ISLAND AS A WHOLE. IF TITANIC WAS ABLE TO BE SUNK, WHAT MAKES YOU FUCKING THINK THEIR TWENTY ACRES OF TURD SOIL ISN'T?

LIONS - FROM THE BLOOD IN MY HEART TO THE BLOOD ON MY HANDS (EP)

01 LIONS
02 VOGUE
03 VERSUS HOPE
04 FROM THE BLOOD IN MY HEART TO THE BLOOD ON MY HANDS

BRIEF REVIEW:

SOMEONE READ THIS INCOHERENT TITLE... WANNA DEFINE IT FOR ME IN A LOGICAL CONTEXT? NO? AFTER DOWNING SEVEN CANS OF SMART FOOD I STILL DON'T GET IT. I MEAN IT WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE IF IT'S MORE LIKE "FROM THE BLOOD IN MY DICK TO THE SEMEN IN YOUR NASTY ASS BLEEDING CUNT-CAVE"! THAT WOULD REMIND ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS PREGNANT DURING MY TEENAGE PREGNANCY YEARS AS A MAN. SO ANYWAYS, WHO WANTS TO BE RAPIED RIGHT NOW? I'LL FUCKING RAPEY YOU SO HARD UP YOUR MULTIPLE ORIFICES IN YOUR HAGGARD SYSTEM THAT EVEN YOUR THIRD UNCLE'S STEP-DAUGHTER WILL FEEL IT DEEP INSIDE HER FALLOPIAN TUBES!

WHERE THE HELL DID THE HARDCORE SCENE GO THESE DAYS? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE FORM THROWDOWN II AND INVITE ME TO JOIN... I AM VERY INSTRUMENTALLY TALENTED! IT JUST HAPPENS THAT MY INSTRUMENTAL TALENT IS THE DJ TABLE. I CAN MAKE YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT HARDCORE BAND SOUND LIKE SHITKNOT IN THE MATTER OF JUST A FEW DAYS. THEN WE CAN WEAR OUR HOMEMADE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK MASKS AND MOLEST EACH OTHER TO SLEEP IN OUR CLAUSTROPHOBIC TOURING VAN, FUELED BY THE ENERGY OF OUR STEAMING PISS! IT'S LIKE A STEAM ENGINE OF URINATION! WHOOHOO FOR INNOVATIVELY REUSEABLE ENERGIES!

SORRY CAN YOU POINT YOUR DICK AWAY FROM ME? I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S THE NEEDLE ON A MAGNETIC COMPASS BUT I'M NOWHERE NEAR NORTH RIGHT NOW. OH... WHAT WAS THAT? WE'RE IN NORTH POLE AFTER BEING KIDNAPPED BY PEDO-SANTA? OH OKAY LOL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO???/////

HOLY FUCK THIS WEBSITE IS HORRIBLE.

ISIS - MOSQUITO CONTROL

1. Poison Eggs

2. Life Under the Swatter
3. Hive Destruction
4. Relocation Swarm

BRIEF REVIEW:

I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE'S UNFATHOMABLE FETISH FOR THIS PACELESS STONER CRAP BECAUSE IT SIMPLY FUCKING CURES MY INSOMNIA NIGHT AFTER NIGHT WHEN MY PRESCRIPTION OF HARD MEDICATIONS CANNOT. PEOPLE TEND TO GAWK AT ME SHOCKINGLY AND ASK "WAIT, WEBMASTER! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DENOUNCE ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY MASTERS OF DOOMY SLUDGE METAL OF ALL TIMES?!" WELL SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID QUEERS-IN-DENIAL. I EXCRETE HEAVIER "DOOMY SLUDGE" SHIT OUT FROM THE INPUT OF MY BLACK HOLE THAN THIS CRAP. THIS SHIT REMINDS ME OF PHIL ANSELMO AND DIMEBAG DARREL PASSING OUT ON EACH OTHER IN A DROOLING ORGY AFTER THEIR PANTERA BAND PRACTICE GOES HORRIBLY UNPRODUCTIVE BECAUSE THEY'VE SMOKED ONE OUNCE TOO MANY. FUCK YOUR EXPERIMENTAL NOISECORE MUSICRAP!

OH AND SPEAKING OF DIMEBAG DARREL, WASN'T THAT FAGGOT SHOT IN THE FACE IN ONE OF HIS VERY OWN SHOWS IN CHICAGO? HAHAHAHAHA!! HOW FAGGOTRONIC IS IT THAT ONE OF HIS FANS PAID FOR HIS GODDAMN SHOW JUST TO PUT AN END TO HIS HORRENDOUS WREAK OF NOISE POLLUTION?! OH MY GOD I SWEAR WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE NEWS, I ALMOST CRASHED MY VEHICLE LAUGHING. BUT THEN I REALIZED I WASN'T OPERATING A VEHICLE DUE TO MY INCAPABILITY TO OPERATE ANY SORT OF SCARY MACHINERY, BUT INSTEAD TRIPPED MY TRICYCLE OVER A FUCKING TWIG AND LANDED ON MY FAT FOREHEAD. LUCKILY ENOUGH MY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS HELMET PROTECTED ME!!!!! IF ONLY DIMEBAG DARREL WORE A HELMET THAT NIGHT, THE BULLETS MAY HAVE RECOILED AND HIT SOME OTHER FAGGOT METALHEAD IN THAT BAND INSTEAD!! HAHAHAHA OH GOD, THE COMEDY!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

EXCUSE MY STOMACH YOU FAGGOTS

BLEEDING THROUGH - PORTRAIT OF A GODDESS

1. Rise

2. Our Enemies

3. Wake of Orion

4. Just Another Pretty Face

5. Savior, Saint, Salvation

6. Turns Cold to the Touch

7. Portrait of the Goddess

8. Ill Part 2

9. I Dream of July

10. Insomniac

BRIEF REVIEW:

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FIGHT ME YOU FAGGOTS

BLEEDING THROUGH - DECLARATION

1. "Finnis Fatalis Spei" – 1:54
2. "Declaration (You Can't Destroy What You Can Not Replace)" – 3:47
3. "Orange County Blonde and Blue" – 2:40
4. "Germany" – 3:22
5. "There Was a Flood" – 5:48
6. "French Inquisition" – 4:13
7. "Reborn from Isolation" – 4:31
8. "Death Anxiety" – 3:30
9. "The Loving Memory of England" – 1:27
10. "Beneath the Grey" – 3:32
11. "Seller's Market" – 2:38
12. "Sister Charlatan" – 8:47

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHEN YOU SEE THE TYPES OF BANDS I POST ON THIS SITE AS A RESULT OF THE TRASHY INDUSTRIAL NOISE-POLLUTING JUNK I STORE ON MY FBI-SEIZED HARD DRIVE, IT'S A WONDER WHY I DON'T FUCKING FREQUENTLY UPDATE THIS SITE. I MEAN WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY EXPECT FROM A BAND THAT'S TOURED WITH A CRADLE OF FILTHY FAGGOTS FROM THE PAST? I CAN IMAGINE A BUNCH OF FUCKING HOMELESS NU-METAL GOTHIC FAGGOTS ROAMING AROUND THE FOUL-STENCHED VENUE ACTING LIKE BARBARIC PUSH MOSHING BEASTS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK. THE NEXT TIME I FUCKING SEE ONE I'M GOING TO RIP OUT ONE OF THEIR INDUSTRIAL PIERCINGS AND STAB IT RIGHT THROUGH THEIR NON-EXISTENT PENIS UNTIL THEY START "BLEEDING THROUGH" THEIR NASTY DEATH ALL THE WAY TO HELL, WHERE THEY MEET THEIR SOLE MOLESTOR, SATAN THE PRINCE.

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STAND THIS BAND, I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FRIENDS WOULD RAVE OVER THIS SHIT. BUT THEN I THINK HARD BACK, AND REALIZE I HAVE NO FRIENDS. PHEW! THAT WAS A FUCKING CLOSE ONE YOU FAGGOTS. BACK TO MY IMAGINARY FAIRY LAND FOR ME! PASS ME THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS PLAYSET PLEASE YOU STUPID FUCKING LIFELESS TOOLS? I NEED FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY - AND PREFERABLY - THAT HOT CHICK THAT PLAYS THE KEYBOARD IN THE STUPID BAND. WHAT A WASTE OF A TALENT WHEN SHE SHOULD BE SPUN AROUND POLES ON A NIGHTLY BASIS ENTERTAINING DOPE-TRAFFICKING NIGGERS IN SUITS. A GUARANTEED RECIPE FOR RAPE! SO HEY WHITE BITCHES, IN CASE YOU'RE FAT, FRECKLED AND COMPLETELY LESS DESIRABLE TO THOSE WHO ARE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE AROUND YOU, GO BECOME A STRIP TEASER IN YOUR LOCAL SLUM. I'M SURE PHAT BO WOULD LOVE TO GET HIS SIXTEEN INCH COCK INTO THE DEPTH OF YOUR WRINKLY THROAT YOU FUCKING SLUTS.

BURY YOUR DEAD - IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL

1. Hurting Not Helping

2. Without You
3. Broken Body
4. Great Demonizer
5. Dead End Lovesong
6. Swan Song
7. Lakota
8. Forgotten
9. Lion's Den
10. Legacy of Ashes
11. Closed Eyes
12. Enough

"BRIEF" REVIEW:

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

WEBMASTER IS TAKING A TEMPORARY, ALBEIT MUCH NEEDED LEAVE OF ABSENCE. THE CONTINUING PRESSURE MOUNTED ON HIM BY THE EVER IMPOSING DEDICATED FAN BASE OF THIS MOST ACREDITED WEBSITE HAS LEFT THE COCK JUGGLING ANUS TICKLER SAPPED OF ALL CREATIVITY, AND GIVEN THE HOMOEROTIC TENDENCIES OF THIS WEBSITE, I DOUBT THATS ALL. SOMEWHERE, RIGHT NOW, IN A FOREST GROVE HE IS PRACTISING HIS BIRTH RIGHT RITUALISM. A FRIVOLOUS PROCLAMATION OF UNFALTERING WORSHIP TO NATIONALIST SOCIALIST BLACK METAL. ONCE YOU GO BLACK, YOU NEVER GO BACK. ADORNED IN CORPSE PAINT AND THE LATEST IN NICHE APPAREL, WEBMASTER RULES OVER HIS NEWFOUND KINGDOM IN THE FACE OF REJECTION. THE WILDERNESS CREATURES MAKE THE BEST OF FRIENDS, EVER SINCE THE PASSIONATE LOVE AFFAIR SHARED WITH HIS FORMER DOG AND ATTEMPTED CULLINARY EXPERIMENT. THINGS AT HOME JUST WEREN'T THE SAME SINCE MOTHER PUT HIM DOWN. THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY AFTER ALL. SHOULDN'T TWO INTERSPECIES LOVERS BE FREE TO PERSUE THEIR ROMANCE IN PEACE? TRANSCENDING ALL ESTABLISHED BOUNDRIES OF EROTICISM, AND COUPLED WITH THE LATEST IN MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC FOR THIS CAUSE HOW COULD ANYONE CAST SUCH A HARSH JUDGEMENT? IF YOU HAD TO LIVE OFF PIZZA POPS AND DIET COKE, ANXIOUSLY BETWEEN RAIDS ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND UPDATING THIS MARVELOUS WEBSITE, YOU WOULD BE EMOTIONALY DRAINED TOO. SO, IN THE ABSENCE OF COMPANIONSHIP (NOTHING NEW, CLEARLY) HE HAS PUT HIMSELF INTO A SELF PROCLAIMED EXILE. AFTER HEARING THIS ALBUM, I'M NOT SURPRISED. FIRST, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. YOU CAN CALL ME nu.

NOW ONTO THIS ALBUM... IT SUCKS ASS

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME - THE ANATOMY OF

1. "Blackened" (Metallica cover) (James Hetfield, Jason Newsted, Lars Ulrich) – 6:40
2. "Kickstart My Heart" (Mötley Crüe cover) (Nikki Sixx) – 4:55
3. "The Day I Tried to Live" (Soundgarden cover) (Chris Cornell) – 5:28
4. "Bicycle Race" (Queen cover) (Freddie Mercury) – 3:09
5. "Three of a Perfect Pair" (King Crimson cover) (Adrian Belew, Bill Bruford, Robert Fripp, Tony Levin) – 4:11
6. "Us and Them" (Pink Floyd cover) (Rick Wright, Roger Waters) – 7:52
7. "Geek U.S.A." (The Smashing Pumpkins cover) (Billy Corgan) – 5:25
8. "Forced March" (Earth Crisis cover) (Karl Buechner) – 3:52
9. "Territory" (Sepultura cover) (Sepultura) – 4:50
10. "Change" (Blind Melon cover) (Blind Melon) – 4:07
11. "Malpractice" (Faith No More cover) (Mike Patton) – 4:02
12. "Little 15" (Depeche Mode cover) (Martin L. Gore) – 4:31
13. "Cemetery Gates" (Pantera cover) (Phil Anselmo, Darrell Abbott, Rex Brown, Vinne Paul Abbott) – 7:05
14. "Colorblind" (Counting Crows cover) (Adam Duritz, Charlie Gillingham) – 3:47

BRIEF REVIEW:

OH LOOK IT'S ANOTHER SHITTY COVER ALBUM DONE BY AN EX-METALCORE BAND THAT ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE GIVES A PUTRID FUCK ABOUT. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS THINK YOU ARE, EVERGREEN TERRACE? BY FOLLOWING THE HERD OF THE GAY COMMUNITY AND RELEASING A FUCKING COVER ALBUM, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IS NOT CREATIVE OR PAYING HOMAGE TO THE BANDS THAT COMPLETED YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR SADO-MASOCHISTICALLY ANAL-RAPED YOUTH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. INSTEAD, IT MERELY PROVES THAT YOU'RE UNDER TOO MUCH PRESSURE FROM YOUR RECORD LABEL TO MEET A DEADLINE, SO YOU CAN BE A PRODUCT OF THEIR EXPLOITATION -- AN "EXPLOITATION" PARALLEL TO THE TREATMENT OF YOUR TRAILOR-TRASH A-DOLLAR-A-FUCK MOTHERS GROWING UP IN BUMFUCK, NORTH CAROLINA YOU DUMBASS DIPSHITS. SUCH IS THE INEVITABLE OUTCOME OF BEING SIGNED TO VICTORY RECORDS... WHAT A FUCKING PARADOX THAT EVERY BAND SIGNED TO A LABEL NAMED "VICTORY" EVENTUALLY LOSES IN LIFE. WANNA JUDGE MORE BOOKS BY ITS COVERS YOU STUPID ILLITERATE SUBHUMAN RETARDS?

SPEAKING OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT BAND, DOESN'T THE LEAD VOCALIST HAVE AN ELECTRONICA SIDE PROJECT CALLED "GILES"? GOOD JOB SELLING OUT YOUR FAGGOT SOUL YOU INANE DISCO-FAG RAVER. WHILE YOU ARE ON SUCH SHEER MAGNITUDE OF UNDERWORTHY FAGGOTRY, WHY DON'T YOU MOVE TO AUSTRIA AND START A FUCKING NIGHT CLUB YOU DUMBFUCK? WE CAN MAKE IT A STRIP CLUB WITH YOU BEING THE TOP NOTCH DANCER SLIDING YOUR CROOKED PENIS UP AND DOWN A LUBRICATED POLE. I'M SURE YOUR AUDIENCE WOULD HAVE A FIELD DAY OVERDOSING ON WHATEVER THE FUCKING ILLICIT SUBSTANCE THE COUNTRY'S UNDERGROUND MARKET WILL HAVE TO OFFER, JUST TO TUNE OUT YOUR HORRENDOUSLY REPETITIVE DIGITALLY-PROGRAMMED GIBBERISH.

BEFORE YOU HAVE MORE CRAP FOR US TO STOMACH, KINDLY OPEN YOURSELVES UP TO MY FOLLOWING ADVICE:

GO TAKE A SHIT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

BRB, I'M GOING TO FLUSH MYSELF DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET

A LIFE ONCE LOST - OPEN YOUR MOUTH FOR THE SPEECHLESS

1. Joan Said Please
2. This Is What She Calls Home
3. Introdcution, The
4. Almost Perfect Bit I Failed
5. Gentle & Elegant
6. Falls River Farewell, A
7. Everything Becomes Still
8. Just Before His Crucifixion
9. Why Do You Make Me Bleed
10. Prepare Yourself For What Is About to Come - (demo)
11. Tide, The - (demo)
12. Dead Sea, The - (live, live at First Unitarian Church)

BRIEF REVIEW:

I HAD A LIFE THAT WAS ONCE LOST. IN MY PAST LIFE I WAS A MALE DRAGQUEEN WORKING ON THE SOUTHSIDE OF THE BRONX SEDUCING ANY PASSING-BY NIGGERS FOR MY SERVICE OF CHEAP RIMJOBS, BEFORE BEING KILLED BY A FREAK ACCIDENT. INTERESTED? GREAT!

JUST DIAL 1-866-GO-FUCK YOURSELF

I'D OBVIOUSLY ASK YOU TO "OPEN YOUR MOUTH FOR THE SPEECHLESS" IF I WANTED TO STICK MY TEN INCH WANG INTO THE OPENING OF YOUR THROTTLE GATE. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS MY HEAVY STORAGE OF AIDS CONCENTRATED RIGHT WITHIN THE TESTICULAR SACKS IS ENOUGH TO BE CONSIDERED AS A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION THAT WILL SLOWLY ANNIHILATE YOU WITHIN THE MATTER OF A FEW HOURS, YOU USELESS FUCKS. I ALSO OPEN MY LEGS FOR THE OBLONGS TOO, BEING A SEX WORKER FOR THE QUADRIPLEGICS FOR SO MANY YEARS. HAHAHAHAHA. HANDICAPPED ASSHOLES SHOULDN'T BREED. BEING HANDICAPPED ALSO INVOLVES BEING BLACK, CONSIDERING HANDICAPS VARY IN BOTH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL. IT'S NO WONDER WHY I'M DISPATCHED TO WORK IN THE BRONX, TO ERADICATE SOME USELESS WELFARE-DWELLING NEGROIDS FOR THE SURVIVAL OF EVERYONE ELSE SEEING THAT THEY ARE BLATANTLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH A CIVILIZED SOCIETY! THEY FUCKING FREERIDE, BREED, AND FREE RIDE AGAIN THOSE FUCKING HIDEOUS MONKEYS! JUST KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY FOR BALANCE OF BIODIVERSITY, YOU USELESS MINORITIES!

WITH MY BIOLOGICAL NUCLEAR WEAPON LETHALLY CHARGED IN BETWEEN MY PANTS, THE CIA IS SECRETLY SENDING ME TO THE NORTHEAST OF SRI PAKI LANKA SO I CAN MASS MURDER MORE HIDEOUS TAMILS FROM THEIR FILTHY REGION OF NEVER-ENDING CIVIL WARS!! JUST ... FUCKING ... DIE ... ALREADY. THE NEXT TIME THEY FUCKING BLOCK THE GRIDLOCK OF MY STREETS TO PROMPT OUR GOVERNMENT TO SANCTION INDIA OR WHEREVER THE FUCK AT THE EXPENSE OF OUR LIBERTY, I'M GOING TO DRIVE A BULLDOZER DOWN THE ROAD AND FUCKING MOW ALL THOSE SMELLY EAST-INDIAN NEGRO-PAKIES DOWN.

HOLY FUCKING FILTHY CURRY-SNORTING SAVAGES.

AS I LAY DYING - FRAIL WORDS COLLAPSE

  1. 94 Hours 3:10 

2. Falling Upon Deaf Ears 2:31 

3. Forever 4:42

4. Collision 3:11

5. Distance Is Darkness 2:37 

6. Behind Me Lies Another Fallen Soldier 3:02

7. Undefined 2:16 

8. A Thousand Steps 1:45 

9. The Beginning 3:29

10. Song 10 4:16

11. The Pain Of Separation 2:57

12. Elegy 4:47

BRIEF REVIEW:

AS I'M SIFTING THROUGH THE REVIEWS I WROTE THROUGHOUT THE YEARS BEFORE THIS ONE, GOD, OH MY GOD THE HORRENDOUSNESS OF IT ALL. THEY SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH. I WONDER HOW MOST OF YOU DEDICATED FOLLOWERS MANAGE TO DEVOTE YOURSELVES TO THE CONTINUOUS GARBAGE UPDATES ON MY FUCKING BLOG. WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE ON THE CYBER-WORLD. WHAT A BUNCH OF CROCK. DO YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR GODDAMN TIME? GO RIDE A BIKE THROUGH A CITY PARK OR SOMETHING YOU DUMBASSES. STOP CROWDING IN FRONT OF YOUR CUM-STAINED MONITOR SCREENS. GO TAKE A SHOWER TO STERILIZE THE PUTRID SMELL FROM YOUR JUNGLE ARMPITS AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...

WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES WHEN YOU'RE DONE TAKING A SHIT OF ALL THE LEFT-OVER BEANS YOU'VE VIGOROUSLY DEVOURED LAST NIGHT FROM YOUR ROOMMATE'S CABIN OF ANNUAL LEFTOVERS!

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, SOMETIMES I LOOK AT MY EROTIC PILE OF SHIT GET A HARD-ON. I WONDER HOW SOMETHING THAT EXCRETES OUT OF THE DEPTH OF MY BOWEL CAN POSSIBLY BE SO SEXY AND ELEGANT. SOME OF THEM EVEN WIGGLE AROUND LIKE THEY'RE LIVING SPECIES! WOW. BEING FASCINATED WITH THESE BIOLOGICAL ORGANISMS, I THEN STICK A STRAW RIGHT INTO THE UNFLUSHED TOILET BASIN AND SUCK IT RIGHT INTO MY SYSTEM FOR ECO-FRIENDLY RECYCLING.

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I AM GREEN

SO ON A LIGHTER NOTE, TODAY I TOOK A WALK AROUND THE PARK AND NOTICED SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE LAKE... A REFLECTION OF MY BIG, FAT, AND BALDINGLY UNAPPEALING VIRGIN SELF! IT WAS SO DISTURBINGLY GROTESQUE I HAD A FUCKING STROKE. AS THE PARAMEDICS REACHED THE SCENE, THEY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE ABSURDITY OF MY PHYSICAL OBESITY THAT THEY PLAYED TRAMPOLINE ON MY STOMACH, WHICH THEY PROCEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP ON BEFORE LEAVING. I SWEAR TO GOD I DIED NINE TIMES THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS, HOLY CRAP. (AND THEN I WOKE UP AND REALIZED I'M NOT A CAT HEHEHEHEHE)

GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A PATRIOTIC IRAQI FLAGPOLE

7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - UNTIL THE DAY BREATHES AND THE SHADOWS FLEE

1. Silent Deaths, Crowded Lives

2. Dandelion

3. Sweet Princess Thief

4. Until the Day Breathes and the Shadows Flee

5. A Farewell to a Perfect Score

BRIEF REVIEW:

IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW WHO DOWNLOADS THIS ALBUM WITH THE ATTITUDE OF "GOD, I MISS THIS BAND", I'M SURE FOR ONCE IN OUR INCONSISTENTLY HOMOSEXUAL LIVES, WE ARE ACTUALLY ON THE SAME PAGE FOR WONDERING JUST EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO OUR SCENE? IT SEEMS LIKE JUST AS IF A BAND FINALLY RECEIVES A CHANCE OF POPULAR RECOGNITION, THEY HAVE TO EMASCULATE THEIR DIGNITY BY AFFILIATING AND SIDE-PROJECTING WITH FALL OUT BALLS, A BAND THAT HAS LITERALLY SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED THE HARDCORE SCENE. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

I REMEMBER THE HARDCORE SCENE JUST AS IT WAS BACK THEN, IT WAS ALL ABOUT UNITY, RESPECT, BROTHERHOOD AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, COCK SUCKING. NOWADAYS IT'S JUST ALL ABOUT COCK SUCKING. I MEAN, IT'S HEALTHY TO HAVE THE URGE TO CHOMP ON SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROTEIN-RICH MANHOOD AT TIMES, BUT COME ON! ISN'T THERE ANYTHING MORE TO IT NOW, THAN JUST OLD CLASSICS BREAKING UP, AND THE NEW UPCOMING VETERANS SELLING THEMSELVES OUT TO THE METAL SCENE? HOW FUCKING DISGRACEFUL DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO WHORE YOUR VALUES OUT TO THESE SICK, GREASY AND REPULSIVE METALHEADS FOR THE SAKE OF A FEW DOLLAR'S WORTH? I'M SICK OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M SICK OF THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK, AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS PUSH MOSHING INTEGRATED WITH THE ARMS FLAILING. WHAT DO WE LOOK LIKE TO YOU? A GIANT PIT OF SWINE FLU PATIENTS? HOW ABOUT THIS. I'LL TURN ON THE VACCUM AND YOU PLUG YOUR DICK INTO THE SUCTION TO DONATE YOUR LACK OF MANHOOD TO SOMEONE ELSE?

OH WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING TO DONATE... TEHEHEHEHE. SORRY FAGGOTS, MAYBE ANOTHER LIFETIME (ASSUMING IF THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER PROJECT FAILS TO DESTROY OUR GALAXY WITH THEIR MAD PARTICLE-PHYSICS EXPERIMENTS).

I'LL UPDATE THIS BLOG IN ANOTHER TEN YEARS WHEN THE HARDCORE SCENE REGAINS ITS CREDIBILITY, AND IF THAT'S A LONG TIME TO YOU, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... LEAST IT'S SOONER THAN YOU'LL EVER REDEVELOP YOUR LACK OF TESTOSTERONE YOU FUCKING LIMP WRISTED PINK BARNEYS.

xRACETRAITORx (RACETRAITOR) - BURN THE IDOL OF THE WHITE MESSIAH

1. Curse 1:39
2. Dar-Al Harb 1:52
3. Path To Misery 3:00
4. The Rise 3:17
5. Suffocation 1:21
6. Broken Dust 4:36
7. Cast You Down 9:56
8. Nyabinghi Remix 6:19

BRIEF REVIEW:

THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE HALF-ASSED CAREER (OR THE LACK THEREOF) OF REVIEWING SHITTY ASS NOISE-POLLUTING MUSIC, RACETRAITOR HAS TO BE BY FAR THE MOST INTERESTING BAND I'VE EVER BEEN INTRODUCED TO. NO, NOT BECAUSE THIS SHEER SONIC ASSAULT WAS DRUMMED BY THE CURRENT DRUMMER OF FALL OUT BOY YOU FUCKING PREPUBSCENT LITTLE UNDERDEVELOPED SELLOUT MUNCHKINS. BUT RATHER BECAUSE THE NAME OF THIS FUCKING DISGRACEFUL BAND - PLAYED BY ALL PALE CRACKER ASS WHITE BOYS - INDEED REPRESENT WHO THESE MINDLESS LITTLE OVERPRIVILEGED LITTLE FUCKERS ARE. TRAITORS TO THEIR FAGGOT RACE. AS IF BEING WHITE ISN'T BURDENSOME ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY FOR YOUR RIGHTS ALREADY IN THIS DAY AND AGE, THESE SAND-NIGGLER WANNABES SING AGAINST EVERYTHING THE WESTERN CULTURE AND WHITE RACE STANDS FOR. KNOWN FOR CALLING THEIR OWN FANS A BUNCH OF "WORTHLESS CRACKERS", THEY USE HARDCORE MUSIC (A SUBCULTURE FULL OF KIDS JUST AS STUPID AND WHITE AS THEY ARE) TO CARRY OUT THEIR AGENDAS OF JUSTIFYING THE ONGOING PALESTINANIAN BEEF.

ARE YOU THAT FUCKING RETARDED YOU STUPID SELF-LOATHING APES?

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO FUCKING LAUGH OR CRY ABOUT THIS TRAGEDY. NOW THAT THIS BAND'S (THANKFULLY) DISBANDED, THEIR MEMBERS ARE WORKING IN NON-PROFIT GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS AND INSTITUTIONS TO PROVIDE RELIEF SERVICES TO THE MIDDLE EAST IN NEED. YEAH, I'M SURE THEY'LL APPRECIATE YOUR STUPID ASS PHILANTHROPY WHEN THEY GIVE YOU A FUCKING GIFT-WRAPPED TICKING TIME BOMB YOU CONFUSED FUCKING FAGGOTS. STOP SCAPEGOATING THE WHITE MAN FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S SAVAGERY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT, JOIN THE TAMIL BARRICADES? THESE FUCKING IDIOTS BLOW THEMSELVES UP LIKE A BALLOON DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEIR LIVES ARE JUST AS WORTHLESS AS ONE, NOT BECAUSE PEOPLE OF THE JEWISH DESCENT KEEP THEIR NEEDS SILENCED. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEIR NEEDS ANYWAYS? A SERVING OF FALLAFEL FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY OF SIXTY A DAY, YOU FUCKING IMPOVERISHED FAGGOTS? CAN YOU FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY PLEASE?

NOW LOOKING AT THE PRESENT CAREERS OF THESE BAND MEMBERS, LET'S SEE... ANDY HURLEY'S PLAYING IN FALL OUT BALLS... GO FUCKING FIGURE. THE LEAD VOCALIST IS IN A MIDDLE EAST UNIVERSITY STUDYING THE SOCIOLOGY OF THOSE SAND NIGGERS CULTURES. EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE, BUT WHAT CULTURE? THEY FUCKING EAT SAND AND RIDE LIMP CAMELS IN CIRCLES ALL DAY YOU STUPID NAIVE FUCKS. AND WHEN THEY GET THIRSTY, THEY DRINK EACH OTHER'S PISS FOR DEHYDRATIONAL RELIEF. WOW, AND TO THINK OUR IMMIGRATION HERE IS A PROBLEM CONSIDERING 99% OF THE CITIZENS IN MIDDLE EAST HAVE DAILY WET DREAMS TO LIVE IN OUR COUNTRY; YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, MY DEAR MOTHERFUCKER, DECIDE TO LOWER YOUR PRIVILEGED STANDARD OF LIVING BY MOVING OVER TO THEIR CLAUSTROPHOBIC HABITAT JUST TO ORGY WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL, SPOILED FUCKS. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU ASSHOLES.

THE ONLY CRIME OF BEING "WHITE" IN AND OF ITSELF, IS TO LOATHE YOUR OWN IDENTITY AND RESENT EVERYTHING YOU FUCKERS STAND FOR. BUT HOLY SHIT, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD RECEIVE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT BY LYNCHING CONSIDERING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE CONSIDERED A NIGGER.

7 ANGELS 7 PLAGUES - JHAZMYNE'S LULLABY

1. Someday

2. Commentator's Despair, The

3. Afternoon, The

4. Away With Words

5. Dandelion

6. Arcadia Fades - (Jhazmyne's Lullaby Pt. II)

7. Silent Deaths, Crowded Lives

8. Jhazmyne's Lullaby

BRIEF REVIEW:

THE FOLLOWING ARTISTIC STATEMENT WILL BE CONVEYED IN A SPECTRUM OF RAINBOW COLOURS TO FURTHER MANIFEST MY RAGING INNER HOMOGAYNESS|:

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

I NEVER UPDATE THIS STUPID SITE OVER THE SUMMER DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE'S SIMPLY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO DO WITH MY OTHERWISE VEGETATIVE LIFE. THESE ACTIVITIES INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMIT TO ENGAGING IN SEXUAL ESCAPADES IN THE NEAREST BARNYARDS WITHIN MY HICKTOWN AT AN EXCELLING INBREEDING RATE (WHICH I WAS OBVIOUSLY THE PRODUCT OF WHEN MY FAT MOTHER REPRODUCED WITH HER THIN BROTHER AND NOW MY FATHER'S ON A WHEELCHAIR DUE TO HIS CRUSHED SPINE). MY REVIEWS KEEP GETTING SHITTIER AND SHITTIER, POSSIBLY DUE TO AN ONCOMING OF BRAIN CANCER. WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT STUPIDITY WAS SO FUCKING AGONIZING? WHEN I WAS YOUNG THEY ALWAYS HAD ME RIDE IN THE FRONT OF THE SHORT BUS, BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT I WAS TOO LONG OF A FERRET AND COULDN'T FIT ON IT. COMPLETELY... SO THEY MADE ME CURL UP INTO A BALL AND DO A BARREL ROLL. WAHHHH!! SUCH IS MY INEXPLICABLY SAD LIFE. HOW ABOUT A TISSUE PLEASE ANYONE? I NEED TO DRY UP MY OCEAN OF TEARS (AFTER USING THE SAME TISSUE TO WIPE MY CAKEY ASSHOLE).

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THE PRIEST SAID THAT WHATEVER ENDEAVORS WE ENGAGED WITHIN THE CONFESSION ROOM WAS A BLESSING OF SEVEN ANGELS AND SEVEN PLAGUES. THAT WAS UNTIL HIS "INJECTED SEEDS OF GODLIKE BLESSINGS" UP MY BUMHOLE IMPREGNATED WITH A THORNY PORCUPINE THAT RIPPED ME A NEW VAGINA ON ITS WAY OUT. WHAT THE FUCK? THEY NEVER WARNED ME ABOUT THIS IN MATERNITY SCHOOLS!! DOES THIS MEAN GOD HATES ME? AM I FOREVER CONDEMNED? FIND OUT ON THIS SHITTY ALBUM YOU FUCKING ASSFACE FAGGOTS.

SUPERJOINT RITUAL - A LETHAL DOSE OF AMERICAN HATRED

1. Sickness
2. Waiting For The Turning Point
3. Dress Like A Target
4. The Destruction Of A Person
5. Personal Insult
6. Never To Sit Or Stand Again
7. Death Threat
8. Permanently
9. Stealing A Page Or Two From Armed And Radical Pagans
10. Symbol Of Nevermore
11. The Knife Rises
12. The Horror
13. Absorbed

BRIEF REVIEW:

EVERY TIME I PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO TAKE A PISS IN PUBLIC, I REEK OF THE UNBEARABLE ODOUR OF SHRIMPS. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS AS HELL! WHENEVER THIS STIMULATES MY APPETITE AS I GET HUNGRY AS HELL, I STRETCH MY HEAD ALL THE WAY DOWN TO MY FORESKINNED DICK AND THEN SUCK THE TUBE FOR ITS DELICIOUS SEAFOOD NUTRIENTS! THEN IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE AWKWARDLY TERRIFYING STARES I GET AROUND ME, I FUCKING SPRAY ALL THE ABSORBED INGREDIENTS BACK INTO EVERYBODY'S HIDEOUS FACES. HOW'S THAT FOR A LETHAL DOSE OF MY AMERICAN HATRED YOU STUPID FUCKING IRRITATING FAGGOTS?

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT THE DARK SECRET OF YOUR FAMILY EMERGED WHEN YOUR MOTHER SLEPT WITH THE MAILMAN AND OUT CAME MYSELF. THEY NEVER MENTIONED SHIT TO THE PUBLIC ABOUT THIS DUE TO THE DERELICTION OF PAYING CHILD SUPPORT. WELL, I GUESS THE MAILMAN DOES PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR ME BUT INSTEAD OF SPENDING ANY OF IT ON ME LIKE YOUR WHOREY MOTHER SHOULD HAVE, ALL THE EXPENSES COVERED FOR IN THE END IS HER AMPHETAMINE HABITS. I MEAN, SHE'S NOT THAT UGLY BY DEFAULT DUDE, THOSE THINGS ON HER FACE ARE METH SCABS. GET TO KNOW YOUR MOTHER'S BODY BETTER YOU CARELESS LITTLE BRATS.

A LIFE ONCE LOST - THE FOURTH PLAGUE: FLIES

1. Chileab 1:59
2. Our Second Home 2:19
3. The Dead Sea 2:37
4. Prepare Yourself For What Is About to Come 2:48
5. The Tide 2:48

BRIEF REVIEW:

"THE FOURTH PLAGUE: FLIES" WERE WHAT CAME OUT IN BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER'S THICK AND BROWN LEGS AFTER I UNDRESSED HER OUT FROM HER NASTY-ASS PAKISTANI BURKA'S. WHY IN THE WORLD DOES SHE WEAR THOSE THINGS ANYWAYS, THAT FUCKING ILLEGAL REFUGEE PAKI? DOES SHE NOT WORRY ABOUT DEPORTATION TO BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE MOST HEATED GHETTO, ESPECIALLY AFTER ROLLING UP HER CITIZENSHIP DOCUMENTS INTO A TUBE TO PENETRATE HER GRAND JUNGLEY CANYON?

NOT ALLOWING MYSELF TO BE RIPPED OFF FROM THE LOOSE CHANGE I PAID, I PROCEEDED TO EAT HER OUT REGARDLESS OF THE FLIES. THAT WASN'T SO BAD I THOUGHT, CONSIDERING I WAS HUNGRY ANYWAYS. BUT THEN, OUT CAME THE COCKROACHES! I GUESS SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH NOW, WASN'T SHE! YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

TELL HER TO STAY THE FUCK BACK IN HER OWN PAKISTANI COUNTRY BEFORE HER VAGINA IS COMPLETELY AMPUTATED AND THEREFORE ELIMINATING ANY CHANCES OF DISEASE TRANSMISSION. WHILE SHE'S DOWN THERE, TELL HER TO JOIN THE PRESENT MILITIA THAT'S EXTERMINATING ALL THE TAMILS. HAHAHA, SO GLAD THEY'RE EXPERIENCING GENOCIDES. MAYBE THIS WILL LOWER THEIR COUNTS OF OPIATES ILLEGALLY IMPORTED INTO OUR OTHERWISE CIVILIZED COUNTRIES. WATCHING THESE ANIMALS FIGHT TO THE DEATH IS LIKE TUNING INTO LATE NIGHT DISCOVERY CHANNELS. ALL YOU HUMANITARIAN AIDS WORKERS AND ANIMAL RIGHTS WORKERS ARE ALL THE SAME. YOU ALL GET SHIPPED TO SOME INSIGNIFICANT FIFTH-WORLD LOCATIONS AND ATTEMPT TO SAVE SPECIES THAT ARE NOT WORTH OUR TAX DOLLARS. HOW ABOUT WE SPEND OUR SOCIAL EXPENSES OVER SOMETHING MORE PRACTICAL... LIKE BUYING ME ANOTHER INDIAN HOOKER OTHER THAN YOUR MOTHER YOU DUMB FUCKS?!

SUPERJOINT RITUAL - USE ONCE AND DESTROY

1. Oblivious Maximus
2. It Takes No Guts
3. Everyone Hates Everyone
4. Introvert, The
5. Alcoholik, The
6. F**K Your Enemies
7. 4 Songs
8. Messages
9. All of Our Lives Will Get Tired
10. Antifaith
11. Ozena
12. Drug Your Love
13. Haunted Hated
14. Stupid, Stupid Man
15. Creepy Crawl
16. Superjoint Ritual
17. Starvation Trip - (demo, bonus track)
18. Little H - (demo, bonus track)

BRIEF REVIEW:

NO WORDS IN THE INSUFFICIENT ENGLISH LANGUAGE CAN POSSIBLY DESCRIBE HOW FUCKING HORRENDOUS THIS HOLY GODDAMNED GARBAGE POSSIBLY IS! OH MY FAGGOT GOD.

FAST FORWARDING TO THE FUTURE, IT'S THE YEAR 2002 AND ALL GOOD MUSIC HAVE GONE RIGHT DOWN SANTA THE PEDO'S GARBAGE CHUTE. SO WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE LEFT ON EARTH? SOME STUPID FUCKING EMO-ASS POISON THE WELL, AND THIS HICKY-DICKY HONKEY-ASS INBRED GARBAGE COMING EXACTLY OUT FROM THE LOCATION OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT PHIL ANSELMO DECIDED TO LEAD THIS AURAL JUNKYARD POLLUTION AFTER MIXING IN A FEW TONS OF CRACK WITH HIS WEED, YOU'D THINK THESE SOUTHERN BILLY-BOB BASTARDS HAVE A FEW CHROMOSOMES MISSING IN THEIR DOWN-SYNDROMED PHYSICAL COMPOSURE. ARE YOU GUYS POSSIBLY RELATED TO GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR BY ANY CHANCE? DO YOU GUYS ALSO "THINK THAT WAR IS A DANGEROUS PLACE", AND/OR "STAND BY ALL THE MISSTATEMENTS YOU'VE MADE" AS WELL, YOU FUCKING USELESS BRAIN-TUMOURED FAGGOTS?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE WHITE TRASH HONKEYS. CAN YOU EVEN POINT OUT YOUR STATE FROM THE MAP YOU WHISKEY-CHUGGING AND HEROINE-SHOOTING FAGGOTS? NO WONDER WHY YOU ASSWIPES INITIALLY KIDNAPPED A BUNCH OF USELESS NIGGERS TO SERVE YOUR DRIED UP COTTON PLANTATIONS. AS IF NIGGERS AREN'T USELESS ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH, I CAN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE HOW THERE WOULD ACTUALLY BE PEOPLE STOOPING DOWN TO THE EXTENT OF USING THEM AS SLAVES. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PALE-SKINNED WHITE HOMOPHOBOIC FAGGOTS? YOU'RE TELLING ME THE EUROPEANS DIDN'T CARRY OVER ENOUGH PANDEMIC DISEASES ON THEIR WAY MIGRATING OVER HERE TO "INDIA" THAT YOU ADD IN THE BACTERIAL CUMULATION OF A BUNCH OF USELESS TRANSITIONAL GORILLAS? WOW, SUPERIORITY MY ASS. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS, YOU'RE A FUCKING SEASICK OCEAN-PISSING BABBOON.

GO MANIFEST DESTINY DOWN TO THE END OF MY LONG TUBEY DICKHOLE WITH THE ENORMOUSLY LONG DRAPE OF FORESKIN HANGING LOOSE, YOU BOAT-SAILING NO-LIFERS!

xHOODSx - THE KING IS DEAD

1. The King Is Dead
2. Lost Hope
3. Drawn Out
4. 26 Seconds of Hate
5. Ernie Cortez
6. Heartless
7. Coward
8. Addicted to Dying
9. This Time
10. End of Days

BRIEF REVIEW:

FINALLY IT'S FUCKING ABOUT TIME WE POST SOMETHING GOOD ON THIS STUPID GODDAMN WEBSITE. QUIT WHINING ABOUT THE LACK OF REVIEWS YOU DUMBFUCKS, AND IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE EVER VISITS THIS SITE TO COMPLAIN ANYWAYS. DID ALL YOU HURTFUL MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOTS FORGET ABOUT MY LAME ASS EXISTENCE ALREADY? WELL, THERE GOES THE MEANING OF MY LIFE! IF THIS WEBSITE ISN'T HALF AS SUCCESSFUL AS I EVER EXPECT IT TO BE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING OFF THE BALCONY, EXCEPT WITH THE BUNGEE ROPE TIED RIGHT AROUND MY THICK, FAGGOT, SLIMY FAST-FOOD INGESTING THROAT! BOOM! FAT WEBMASTER FALLS OFF HIS THREE STORY WELFARE DEPARTMENT RIGHT INTO A BUSH FULL OF BEE-HIVES. OH YES! IT'S ABOUT TIME I HAD THE BEES STICKING THEIR POINTING ASS INTO THE ENORMOUS CANYON OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SIZE OF MY DICKHOLE. LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE PISSING OUT HONEY FOR THREE WEEKS BEFORE MY STINGY DEATH!

HOW'S THAT FOR "THE KING IS DEAD", YOU FUCKING LIFE-DEPRIVED FAGGOTS?

UNTIL THE END - BLOOD IN THE INK

1. Driving This Car Head-First Into a Wall
2. Death Disguised as Salvation
3. Eyes and Ash
4. Free of Filth
5. Nothing Between Us
6. Look-the Games-the Lies, The
7. Judas
8. Your Sad Fucking Life
9. Less Than You Deserve
10. Finger on the Trigger

BRIEF REVIEW:

"BLOOD IN THE INK"? MORE LIKE BLOOD IN THE PINK YOU STUPID MENSTRUATING MOTHERFUCKERS! I'VE CURRENTLY GOT BLOOD IN MY PINK DUE TO THE FACT THAT I'VE REACHED THE END OF THE TWENTY-EIGHT DAY CYCLE AND NOW THIS WATERFALL COMING OUT OF MY ARTIFICIAL VAGINAL CONCAVE IS ABOUT TO DROWN OUT YOUR INSIGNIFICANTLY SHITTY LIVES!

EVERY TIME I FINGER MYSELF FOR THE VAGINAL STIMULATION, BEING THE HERMAPHRODITE I AM, I FAIL TO REMEMBER THAT I HAVE GROTESQUELY LONG NAILS THAT ENDS UP SLICING A NEW CUT WITHIN MY CUNT. OUCHIE! BEING AN EMO HERMAPHRODITE AS WELL HOWEVER, I GUESS IT KILLS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF THE FACT THAT I'M CAPABLE OF SELF-MUTILATION AND MASTURBATION AT THE VERY SAME TIME! HOW IS THAT FOR MULTIFUNCTIONALISM? SEE HOW FUCKING EFFICIENT I AM? I MAKE WINDOWS XP SO JEALOUS THAT BILL GAYTE'S PLACING ME ON HIS HITLIST! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GEEKY ASS HOMO!

LAST GEEK I ENCOUNTERED AT A HOUSE PARTY, I MADE HIM PROBE MY REAR ORIFICE WITH HIS THICK BLACK-FRAMED GLASSES IN THE WASHROOM. EXCEPT THAT NEVER HAPPENED CONSIDERING (1) I'M SO HIDEOUSLY VILE THAT I TURN THE FATTEST STAR WARS GEEK OFF, (2) THE ONLY HOUSE PARTY I'M INVITED TO IS THE BROTHEL AND THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I'VE YET TO PAY OFF MY DEBT WITH THEM, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST (3) I HAVE NO "REAR ORIFICE" TO BEGIN WITH! THAT'S RIGHT YOU STUPID FAGGOTS, THE OUTPUT OF MY SHIT GOES OUT THROUGH MY NOSE. NO WONDER WHY I REAK OFF UNBEARABLE AROMA TO MYSELF AT ALL TIMES. OH MAN, ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIFE'S MYSTERIES HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY SOLVED! GOOD JOB, SHERLOCK HOLMOS!