SAVED BY GRACE - FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

1 The Beginning Of The End
2 What It Takes To Feel Normal Again
3 Best Friend
4 Freedom From The Chains
5 A Loss Of Innocence
6 Wishing For Brighter Days
7 Whispering Into Deaths Ear
8 Strength Through Trials
9 The Mark Of Your Letter
10 Loving A Lie
11 A Prelude To 18 (Beginning To End)

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I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS THIS ALBUM OVER THE NET AND THIS BAND JUST FUCKING VANISHED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH UNTIL SOMETHING TRAGIC SPONTANEOUSLY OCCURRED AS OF RECENTLY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU SLACKING FAGGOTS? DID HARDCORE FUCKING DIE IN 2002? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PERVERTED HOUSE OF DEAD ILLEGALS I KILLED AFTER HIRING THEM FOR ODD JOBS, YOU FUCKING FOURTEEN YEAR OLD PENNY-PICKING POSERS. THE DESPERATE SEARCH FOR THIS ALBUM HAD ME FORCIBLY PULLING THE OUTDATED CD OUT FROM IN BETWEEN THE ASS CRACKS OF ONE OF THEM IN MY ATTIC OF DEAD MEXICANS AND OTHER ILLEGALS. DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THE DECEASED MINORITIES UP THERE?! DON'T WORRY, I KILLED THEM VERY ETHICALLY. BECAUSE AT LEAST I DIDN'T FUCKING HANG THEM LIKE JOSH BROADHEAD - THE LEAD VOCALIST OF THIS BAND - HUNG HIMSELF JUST YESTERDAY. OOPS I'M SORRY, WAS THAT A LITTLE TOO SOON AND INSENSITIVE? WELL THEN, ON BEHALF OF WEBMASTER'S MOTHERFUCKING BONES OF SYMPATHY AND PITY (WHICH I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE), I OFFER MY DEEPEST CONDOLENSCES... WHICH IS AT LEAST SIX FEET DEEP! AHAHAHAHAHA. SORRY I JUST HAD TO CRACK THAT ONE OUT FROM MY OVERLY-STRETCHED ASSCRACK LIKE THE NEXT TYPHOON OF DIARRHEA I SHALL BE EXPECTING IN THE NEXT COMING HOURS.

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY, ALL FUCKING FAGGOT BULLSHIT ASIDE, I DID NOT FIRST FIND HIS DEATH HUMOUROUS AT ALL. IT WAS IN FACT EXTREMELY SADDENING AND MY COMICAL INSENSITIVITY IS MERELY A DEFENSE MECHANISM. I FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD DRIVE A DEVOTED CHRISTIAN AND A FRONTMAN OF A PREVIOUSLY PROMINENT HARDCORE BAND TO END HIS LIFE AT THE AGE OF TWENTY NINE. YOU'VE ONLY LIVED OUT ONE THIRD OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND NOW YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE TO CHECK IN AT THE HEAVEN'S DOORS?! IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY TEACH YOU SUNDAY SCHOOL NOWADAYS YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKING INSTITUTIONALIZED AMERICANS... THAT IN ORDER TO BE SAVED BY GRACE, THE NOOSE IS THE ONLY WAY?! WOW YOU FUCKING AMERICANS ARE GODDAMN STUPID. WHERE'S YOUR COUNTRY ON A MAP AGAIN YOU FUCKING FAT FOOLS? PLEASE "HANG ON" WHILE I ASSIST YOU WITH THE MAGNIFYING GLASS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THIS GUY GETTING BOOTED OUT OF THE HEAVENLY GATES AFTER GOD'S ANGELIC MINIONS ARRESTED HIM AND FLUSHED HIM DOWN GOD'S TOILET ALONG WITH THE TEN TONS OF SHIT EXCRETED OUT OF GOD'S ANUS AFTER ONE LOAD OF DUMP, AFTER A DAY OF MOSHING TO CHRISTIAN HARDCORE BANDS AND TOSSING HIS CLOUDS ALL OVER THE PLACE  AND CREATING SEVERE BLIZZARDS IN SIBERIA. I'M SURE GOD IS PROUD OF YOU "FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE" YOU IRRESPONSIBLE JACKASS. WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR EX GOING TO TELL YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD SON NOW, YOU FUCKING PRICK?! "OH, DADDY'S GONE ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO THE FORTH DIMENSION TO VISIT THE BOSS OF MOTHER NATURE IN ORDER TO ASK HIM FOR A RAISE SO THAT HIM AND HIS DEFUNCT BAND CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO TOUR OUTSIDE OF THEIR OWN STATE OF MISSOURI?" GOOD ONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT. NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. GOD WOULD HAVE EXECUTED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ANYWAYS IF YOU FAILED TO TAKE SUCH INITIATIVES IN THE FIRST PLACE, I SUPPOSE.

I KNOW I'M IGNORANT AND MY HEART IS ALMOST BLACK TO THE SHADE OF TARS, BUT I STILL CANNOT EVEN FATHOM WHAT WOULD PUT A FATHER AND ROCK STAR IN SUCH DESPAIR THAT HE'D RESORT TO A NOOSE. I MEAN, ANY DEGENERATE IMBECILE WHO THINKS THEIR LIFE IS NO LONGER WORTH LIVING MUST TAKE A FUCKING DECENT LOOK AT MY OWN VERY LIFE. A VIRGIN IN MY LATE FORTIES WITHOUT EVER HAVING A DATE, A PECK ON THE CHEEKS, NOT EVEN FROM MY OWN MOTHER (SO I FUCKING GOT PISSED OFF ONE DAY AND RAPED MY AUNT WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING DURING A FAMILY REUNION IN THE DEPTH OF FARMS IN TENNESSEE) AND OUT CAME MY "COUSIN" NINE MONTHS LATER HURRAY). REGARDLESS, LOOK AT ME: NEVER HAD A FUCKING JOB, NEVER HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER ASIDE FROM THE FORCIBLE FORNICATIONS WITH ANIMALS, AND NEVER EMPLOYED, NOR EVER HAD THE LOVE AND SUPPORT OF ANYONE. ALL I DO IS SIT HOME ALL DAY IN FRONT OF FOX NEWS AND GET SWALLOWED UP IN THE RIDICULOUS BRAINWASHING RIGHTIST PROPAGANDA OF HOW WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS IN AFGHANISTAN. DAMN RIGHT YOU JOURNALIST FUCKERS, NUKE THOSE FUCKING RAGHEAD MUSLIMS FOR ALL I CARE, SO I CAN BE THE ONE WHO OPPRESSES THOSE WOMEN FOR SEXUAL POLYGAMY YOU FUCKING COCKROACH-ATTRACTING FAGGOTS!!! HOLY FUCK I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD BUT YET I WOULD NEVER DARE TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I AM TOO SIMPLY MUCH OF A CHICKENSHIT TO EVER SUCCEED AT IT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GOING TO FUCKING HANG MYSELF OFF THE BALCONY OF THIS SECOND-STORY CO-OP BUNGALOW ALL YOUR FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS HELP TO SUPPORT. BUT NOT BEFORE I CONSUME ALL MY FOOD STAMPS IN ORDER TO BUILD EVEN MORE WEIGHT IN ORDER TO APPROPRIATE FOR THE NOOSE!

IT'S FUCKING SAD TO SEE THE ARTISTS YOU ADMIRED AND WORSHIPPED WHILE YOU WERE YOUNGER TURN OUT TO BE SUCH WIMPS AND COMMIT SUCH DRASTIC DECISIONS IN THE SPUR OF MOMENT. I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS TOO, AS DOES EVERYBODY ELSE. I CAN'T EVEN TAKE A PISS WITHOUT THE USE OF IV STRAWS DUE TO THE SHEER AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE GROINE BACK THEN GROWING UP AS THE ONLY INBRED IN MY MAXIMUM-RISK HIGH SCHOOL. I'M SURE IF I ASPHYXIATED MYSELF TO DEATH, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD CELEBRATE BY MAKING IT AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY. THE WHOLE HARDCORE AND METAL SCENE WOULD HOST A SHOW JUST TO MOSH ON MY GRAVE AND TRAMPLE OVER THE CHEAP ASS CARDBOARD TOMBSTONE FLAT. AND THEN I'D WAKE UP FROM THE DEAD, BELCH THE ROTTING STENCH OUT OF MY SYSTEM AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE REGION WOULD PRECIPITATE FOR ANOTHER HURRICANE KATRINA HAHAHAHA.

FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING HATERS. LEAST KURT COBAIN DID IT WITH STYLE BY BLOWING HIS BRAIN OUT. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS?! NOTHING. MORE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU READERS SHOULD FOLLOW THESE SUICIDAL GIMP'S FOOTSTEPS SO PERHAPS GOOD ARTISTS DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO INSTEAD, AND THUS RUINING MY LIFE MORE BEYOND WHAT COULD BE RUINABLE.

(REST IN PEACE, JOSH BROADHEAD. I'M SORRY GRACE WASN'T THERE TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME BUT YOU AND YOUR BAND WILL BE MISSED VERY, VERY MUCH. THIS ALBUM SHALL BE PLAYED BY ALL WALKS OF LIFE AT LEAST ONCE MORE IN ROTATION IN ORDER TO COMMEMORATE YOUR DEATH. YOUR BAND WAS ONE OF THE BEST I HAVE EVER APPRECIATED.)

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE - EVERYONE LOVES A HANDSOME KILLER

01 Our Anniversary, Your Funeral        
02 Release the Demons        
03 Looking out for Number 1        
04 43 and Counting        
05 Centolella Conspiracy        
06 The Aftermath

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NOBODY, NOT EVEN I, UNDERSTAND WHY I SIMPLY FAIL TO UPDATE THIS SITE FOR YEARS.

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY LONG HIATUS YOU FUCKING DESPERATE FAGGOTS. I'VE BEEN TAKING THE LONGEST SHIT IN THE WORLD IN THE MIDST OF THE AMAZON FOREST FOR THE PAST HALF A YEAR, AND OH MY GOD MY TURD NUGGETS CAME TO LIFE WHICH BECAME THE MOST-CAPABLE NIGGER INHABITANTS OF THAT VERY NATURAL RESERVE. I'VE BEEN SENT ON A MISSION BY GOD TO DO SOME PARADISE ENGINEERING FOR THIS WORLD, WHICH IT REQUIRES ME TO BE AWAY FOR MONTHS ON END IN A BASEMENT LABORATORY RESEARCHING FOR THE MOST EFFECTIVE PROTON SPLITTER TO NUKE AFRICA. SYMPATHY FOR NIGGERS? I HAVE SOME! THIS IS WHY I PROMOTE EUTHANASIA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!

I SERIOUSLY DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE KEEP REVISITING MY FUCKING STUPID SITE.OBVIOUSLY NOBODY LIKES TO DOWNLOAD THESE OUTDATED ALBUMS BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT METALCORE IS A DYING SCENE. SO IT KEEPS ME PUZZLED TO CONTEMPLATE WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING GIMPS ALWAYS COME BACK ON A CONSISTENT BASIS. IS IT TO READ MY REPETITIVE, GENERIC, NON-SENSICAL RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC AND TOILET-HUMOUR INDUCED RANTS? IS THAT SERIOUSLY A LEGITIMATE HOBBY?! LIKE SERIOUSLY DON'T YOU FOOLISH FAGGOTS HAVE BETTER SHIT TO MANAGE WITH YOUR TIME, LIKE FISHING OUT OF A FUCKING TOILET? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEN: THE NEXT TIME I DECIDE TO TAKE A GROTESQUE DUMP ... INSTEAD OF RELEASING IT ON THIS SHIT-STAINED BLOG OF MINE, I'LL ACCEPT YOUR INVITATION TO BELCH IT OUT INTO YOUR VERY NASTY TOILET SO YOU AND YOUR ALL-MALE PARENTS AND SIBLINGS CAN COLLECTIVELY SIT AROUND IT WITH REELING RODS, AND COMPETE TO FISH IT OUT! THE WINNER RECEIVES A FAMILY PACKAGE OF 100,000 SPERM CELLS PUMPED RIGHT INTO HIS ASSHOLE! HOW IS THAT FOR FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT YOU FUCKING INBRED FAGGOTS?! DOESN'T IT BEAT SNAKES AND LADDERS?!

YEAH, SPEAKING OF "ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE". ALL HELL ALREADY BROKE LOOSE WITHIN MY REAR END AND NOW IT'S JUST A NEVER-ENDING BLACK HOLE SUCKING EVERYTHING IN. I THINK I MIGHT NEED PHYSIOTHERAPY TO EVER WALK AGAIN, BUT WHENEVER I VISIT A NEW CLINIC IN TOWN, THE BLACK HOLE SUCKS IT IN AND DEVOURS IT. OH WELL. LAST TIME I VISITED THE DOCTORS IT WAS IN 1988 AND HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T LIVE VERY LONG DUE TO THE ABUNDANCE OF AIDS I CONTRACTED OFF THE SEVEN YEAR OLD PROSTITUTES I'VE RIPPED OFF IN MY BUSINESS TRIP TO KENYA WHILE HIGH ON LSD... THE ONLY HALLUCINATION I'VE RECEIVED, WAS THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP AND THUS EVER EMPLOYED THROUGHOUT MY LIFE.  I LOVE WALK IN MEDICAL CLINICS WHERE I CAN RAPE THE DOCTORS FOR REPORTING ME THE BAD NEWS ABOUT MY ENDANGERED PHYSICAL HEALTH. WELFARE CHECKS FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS. KEEP PAYING YOUR GODDAMN TAXES ON THE END OF THE YEAR IN ORDER TO KEEP THIS SERVER UP. THANKS YOU NON-HETEROSEXUAL AND PRO-HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOTS.

I SMOKE THE CRACK ROCK

xCHEREMx - IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD

01- letters

02- stand up and fight

03- to the end

04- playing victim

05- letters

06- this fauliere

07- one more day

08- the slit wrist of humanity

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I DIDN'T KNOW THAT STRAIGHT EDGE VEGAN SCENE WAS SUCH A PREVALENT MOVEMENT IN UTAH UNTIL I CAME TO A REALIZATION THAT IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING MORMONS. HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS MUST HAVE DISCOVERED JUST FIRE IN THEIR SECLUDED CAVES OUTSIDE OF THEIR LOCAL "CIVILIZATIONS" OF CAVEMENS GATHERING BERRIES. BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN'T FUCKING COOK WITH THE FIRE AT ALL CONSIDERING THEY'RE ALL VEGETARIANS WHO ARE OVERLY CONCERNED WITH THE EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL WELL-BEING OF BUFFALOS. GET OVER YOUR ANIMAL-PRESERVATION ETHICS YOU FUCKING OVERLY-SENSITIVE GAYLORDS. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF I HAVE TO EAT A RAT'S ASS FOR THE SAKE OF EATING MEAT. HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING SURE THAT THE CUCUMBERS YOU'RE ABOUT TO CHOP INTO PIECES AREN'T TEARFULLY CRYING THEIR PAINFUL NON-EXISTENT EYES OUT?! AND WHO THE FUCK EATS A CUCUMBER FOR ITS NUTRITIONAL VALUES ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? THE ONLY THING I EVER FUCKING DO WITH A CUCUMBER IS PENETRATING IT SO FAR UP THE DEEP CAVE OF MY ANUS THAT I CAN BASICALLY PULL IT OUT FROM MY MOUTH. EATING VEGETABLES MY ASS, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS AMUSE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

I DATED A FUCKING VEGETARIAN ONCE IN MY LIFE, AND SHE WAS HORRENDOUS AT GIVING HEAD. WAIT, SHE SIMPLY REFUSED CONSIDERING SHE WOULD RATHER FORCE HER BODY TO ABSORB PROTEIN THROUGH VITAMIN TABLETS. HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DUMBASS FRUIT, NO PUN INTENDED. ACTUALLY WAIT, I NEVER HAD A REAL LIVING GIRLFRIEND... IT WAS A FUCKING SNOWMAN MADE OF BUTTONS AND A FUCKING CARROT. UPSET OVER THE FACT THAT I RECEIVED NO PLEASURE AFTER FORCIBLY INSERTING MY DICK INTO THE SNOWBALL'S MOUTH HOLE, I PROCEEDED IN RAPING THE SNOWMAN'S CARROT NOSE WITH ACTIVITIES TAUGHT TO ME DURING VILE ENCOUNTERS OFF EXPLICIT ADVERTISEMENTS FROM CRAIGSLIST. WHOOHOO, PHYSICAL EDUCATION COMING TO ME SO SMOOTHLY AT NO INCONVENIENCE WHATSOEVER! NOW WHO SAID YOU CAN'T MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER RESPONDED TO MY BUKKAKE DESIRES FROM CYBER-NECROPHILIA FORUMS! FUCK YES.

TOO LAZY TO WRITE MORE FUCK OFF

AN ALBATROSS - EAT LIGHTNING, SHIT THUNDER

1. Pa Inferno

2. Mother's Day Came a Little Early This Year

3. You Can't Take That Hot-Rod With You When You Go

4. Channel 96

5. Uncle Funky Pants

6. Electric Suits and Cowboy Boots

7. I Live the Good Life

8. Man Eating Pig of Madidi, The

9. Great Sarcophagus, The

10. Kluver-Bucy Nocturne in Bb

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THIS BAND IS SO FUCKING FAGGOT I HARDLY KNOW WHERE TO START... PERHAPS THAT ONE INCIDENT THEY MADE A MOSH CALL FOR A GENDER-BASED WALL-OF-DEATH, AND AS THEIR SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SPAZZOGRIND SCENE FANS DIVERGED TO THE SIDE OF THE ARENA BASED ON THEIR GENDERS AND BRACED THEMSELVES FOR A CALL FOR GO, THEY IMMEDIATELY DROPPED THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND MOLESTED EACH AND EVERY SINGLE GUY GATHERED IN ONE SIDE OF THE ROOM.THAT IS SO FUCKING FAGGOT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE. I MIGHT JUST HAVE A COMPETITION FOR THE FUTURE IT LOOKS LIKE!

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS CROSS-GENRE OF ELECTRONICA AND GRINDCORE THAT I THINK I'M ABOUT TO FAINT TO ITS EQUIVALENCE OF A CHINK-EYED JAPANESE TODDLER HAVING AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE WHILE WATCHING FLASHY PIXELS OF GUNDAM-WINGS ON FAST-FORWARD AND REPEAT. STUPID CHINKY JAPANESE MOTHERS SHOULD SIMPLY HIRE A BABYSITTER INSTEAD OF USING THE TELEVISION AS SUBSTITUTION. NEED TO SEEK FOR A BABYSITTER? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE HONOURABLE WEBMASTER HIMSELF! HAVING ME TO BABYSIT YOUR STUPID BRATS MEANS SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! I SWEAR BY THE END OF THE DAY I'LL HAVE YOUR KIDS SO FUCKING BRUISED AND TRAUMATIZED (IN VARIOUS PARTS OF HIS/HER BODY) THAT HE/SHE WOULD NOT EVER DARE TO DISOBEY YOUR DESIRE OF SILENCE EVER AGAIN, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO REVEAL YOUR DIRTY HOBBY ON SPARE NIGHTS WHEN YOU LEAVE HOME AND HOOK UP WITH EVERY FUCKING INFANTRY IN YOUR LOCAL REGIONAL DIVISION WHILE THEY PUMP THEIR HUGE RIFLES INTO YOUR GROTESQUE SOCKETS, THREE AT A TIME YOU FUCKING FILTHY SKANKS!

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HAVING TO BABYSIT YOUR STUPID BRATS, THEY CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHERE THE BABIES ARE COMING OUT FROM EVERY NINE MONTHS, SINCE YOU'RE A SINGLE MOTHER WITH NO STABILITY. BUT THAT'S COOL BECAUSE YOU MAKE THEM BELIEVE THEY'RE DELIVERED BY STUPID STORKS THAT SHOW UP AT THE DOOR. WHEN ASKED WHY THEY'VE NEVER BEEN CONFRONTED BY LIVING AND TALKING STORKS (SINCE THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ALWAYS ANSWER EVERY SINGLE DOORKNOCK CONSIDERING YOU'RE ALWAYS GONE), YOU TELL THEM THAT THE STORKS ARE ANIMORPHIC IN THE SHAPE OF A MAILMAN. THAT'S SOME AWESOME ALIBI SISTER, YOU SO KOOL, YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON LIKE THAT. SO IN THAT CASE, I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOUR KIDS WHILE YOU GO OUT ON A NIGHTLY BASIS AND GET FUCKED BY THE OVERNIGHTERS OF THE POSTAL OFFICE FOR YOUR RARE STAMP COLLECTION. IT'S NOT A HASSLE FOR ME TO TAKE AWAY YOUR KIDS' DIGNITY IF YOU NEVER HAD ANY YOURSELF.

IT MUST BE HEREDITARY GENETICS YOU FUCKING DYKEY-ASS TRAMPS

Arma Angelus - Where Sleeplessness Is Rest From Nightmare

1. An Anthem For Those Without Breath and Heart 1:24

 2. We Are the Pale Horse 4:19

 3. For the Expatriates of Human Civilization 3:56  

 4. To Feel No More Bitterness Forever 4:42

 5. Misanthrope 4:34

 6. Cold Pillows and Warm Blades 5:19

 7. I'm Every Broken Man 11:47

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HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUCKING DEAD MAN BUTCHERED ACROSS HIS BED ON THE ALBUM COVER. THANK GOD I'M A VEGETARIAN. SOMEONE MUST HAD A VERY SHITTY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS PSYCHOPATHIC LANDLORD BY NOT PAYING HIS MONTHLY OVERDUE. LET THIS BE A LESSON FOR ALL YOU BROKE-ASS TOUGH-GUY FAGGOTS OUT THERE: REFRAIN FROM SPENDING THE ENTIRE PORTION OF YOUR WELFARE CHECK INTO GAY-ASS LOOKING CHEST-PIECE TATTOOS AND ACTUALLY CONSIDER FUNDING OTHER PRIORITIES IN YOUR LIFE SUCH AS COLLEGE AND RENT, YOU FUCKING USELESS MORONS. SERIOUSLY, TELL ME HOW HARD CAN IT POSSIBLY BE TO HOLD YOUR POORLY-MANAGED LIVES TOGETHER? I MEAN, IN A WORLD WHERE AN APE-PRANCING NIGGER CAN BE FIT TO GOVERN THE MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE WORLD, WHAT SORT OF POTENTIAL DOES IT REQUIRE FOR YOU USELESS FUCKS TO MIGRATE OUT OF SUBURBIA AND SECURE A JOB IN THE CITY? GO WIPE A RICH OLD QUADRIPLEGIC MAN'S ASS FOR A LIVING TO THE RHYTHM OF YOUR BREAKDOWNS YOU SHIT-SCRAPING TOUGH-GUY MOTHERFUCKERS!

THANK GOD THIS BAND BROKE UP. I WAS LOSING SLEEP OVER THE FACT THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER, UNTIL ONE DAY I WOKE UP LIKE THAT GUY ON THE ALBUM COVER. WAIT A SECOND I DIDN'T WAKE UP AT ALL. I SERIOUSLY PONDER HOW THEY MANAGED TO GO ON SHITTY-ASS TOURS AND MARKETED THEIR ALBUMS WITHOUT THE FBI TRAILING THEIR RAGGEDY ASS VANS FOR HOMICIDAL SUSPICIONS. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE WORST TOUR EVER, WITH GOVERNMENT-ISSUED BLACK VANS FOLLOWING THEM ACROSS THE STATE. KIDS MUST HAVE BEEN FURIOUS THAT THEY COULDN'T MOSH WITHOUT KARATE-CHOPPING THE MEN-IN-BLACK'S STANDING NEAR THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE PITS. YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD #1: WINDMILLING SECRET AGENT JOHN DOE IN THE FACE. SENTENCED FIVE YEARS IN PRISON.

LAST TIME I SAW A HARDCORE BAND BEING FEATURED ON CRIME INVESTIGATION WAS WHEN EARTH CRISIS WAS GIVEN A SPOTLIGHT ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED FOR THEIR FAN'S ENGAGEMENT IN ANIMAL FRONT LIBERATION TERRORISM. IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, THEY WERE DUMBFOUNDED AND MUTTERED SOME INDECIPHERABLE SHIT LIKE "UMM, STRAIGHT EDGE AND VEGANISM IS LIFE, BRO." UMM, YEAH BRO! MY DICK IS A ZUCCHINI, WANNA MUNCH ON IT LIKE THE HUGE FRUITS YOU ARE?!

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH *SPLAT* ... OOPS SORRY, NEVER REALIZED MY VEGETABLE IS SO SEEDY! TEHEHEHE.

I ESPECIALLY LOVED HOW AMERICA'S MOST WANTED PORTRAYED THE STRAIGHT EDGE MOVEMENT AS A TERRORIST MOVEMENT. YEAH, HOW LOGICAL ... STRAIGHT EDGE IS EQUIVALENT TO AL-QAEDA?! NO WONDER! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. THEY DON'T DRINK, SMOKE OR FUCK BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL RADICAL MUSLIMS WHO FAST  ON A TWENTY-FOUR HOUR BASIS. ASIDE FROM GETTING TATTOOS EXPRESSING THEIR RADICAL ISLAMIC BELIEFS, THEY CHILL OUTSIDE OF MOSQUES WHERE ALL STRAIGHT-EDGE BANDS ARE BOOKED. MEAT CONSUMPTION IS STRICTLY RESTRICTED, UNLESS IT'S 100% HALAL MEAT SHIPPED FROM FUCKING GAY-ASS PAKISTAN. HOLY FUCKING BRILLIANT FOX NEWS, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOUR PATRIOTIC PROPAGANDA MAKES ME WANT TO CONSCRIPT MYSELF IN THE ARMY AND SHOOT ENOUGH TOWELHEADS TO SHIP THEIR DEAD CORPSES BACK TO EARTH CRISIS IN ORDER TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO CONSUME FLESH AND BLOOD LIKE THE FUCKING PUSSIES THEY ARE.

DEAR VEGAN BITCHES: I'M GONNA EAT YOUR NASTY ASS PUSSIES FOR BREAKFAST AND VIOLATE YOUR CREED BY MAKING SHOVING MY MEAT INTO YOUR CUNT LIPS, BEFORE PRO-CREATING SOME LIVING ORGANISM NINE MONTHS AFTER AND EATING THAT AS WELL! HOW'S THAT FOR YOUR MEAT FREE POLICY YOU STUPID SQUARES?

YUM YUM YUM DEAD AND ROTTEN MEAT EVERYWHERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

STRUCTURES - ALL OF THE ABOVE EP

01 DEPARTURE

02 TRANSITIONS

03 ENCOUNTER

04 IN THE PURSUIT OF...

05 STILL WATERS

MEDIAFIRE
RAPIDSHITDOWNTHETOILET
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PEDOFILE FACTORY
PEDOFILE(SPERM)BANKER
PEDOFILE SAVR
PEDOFILE(PENIS)SHAKER
PEDOFILEDROPPER

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I LOVE IT WHEN PUNY WITTLE PREPUBSCENT TEENAGE BOYS MAKE TECHNICALLY PROGRESSIVE HARDCORE MUSIC. THE FACT THAT THAT THEY'RE UNDERAGED, ILLEGAL, AND PRE-DEVELOPED MAKES THEM SO FUCKING CUTE AND EROTIC. WANNA COME TO FAGGOT UNCLE WEBMASTER FOR SOME QUALITY JERKY-JERKY TIMES? FEEL FREE TO ENJOY MY SERVICE ANYTIME, AT NO COST WHATSOEVER EXCEPT FOR YOUR INNOCENCE, LITTLE BOYS! I'LL COMPENSATE YOU GUYS WITH $50 EACH TO NOT SNITCH ME OUT TO THE FBI AFTER I PASS ALL MY SEXUALLY INFESTED DISEASES ONTO YOUR REAR ORIFICES! DON'T CRY YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS BABIES, HERE'S A FUCKING LOLLIPOP FOR YOUR ORAL SUCTION (THAT ISN'T REALLY A LOLLIPOP BUT OH WELL)!

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW KIDS THIS YOUNG NOWADAYS ARE CAPABLE OF PLAYING SUCH TECHNICALLY WELL-COMPOSED MUSIC. MUST HAVE BEEN THOSE EXPENSIVE PERSONAL WEEKLY INSTRUMENT LESSONS THEY HAVE IN THEIR FOUR MILLION DOLLAR MANSIONS EVER SINCE THEY'VE BEEN SEVEN. AWW, LITTLE MUNCHKINS PERFORMING SO WELL ON GUITARS AND DRUMS! COME HERE AND GIVE UNCLE PEDO A LITTLE KISSY WISSY ON THE UNCIRCUMCIZED FORESKIN!

LAST TIME I WAS TAKING PICTURES FOR SOME FAGGOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY SITE LIKE 12CHAN.ORG, I NOTICED MYSELF BEING FOLLOWED BY A BLACK VAN WITH TINTED WINDOWS THAT MAGICALLY ALARMED ITS SIRENS EVERY TIME IT THROUGH RAN A RED LIGHT WITH ME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WANT FROM ME EXACTLY ... MY SUSPENDED LICENSE, OR THE THREE NATIONALLY-PROFILED MISSING CHILDREN TIED-UP AND LOCKED IN MY BACK TRUNK? CAN'T A MAN FUCKING DRIVE IN PEACE AND MASTURBATE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT COPS FOLLOWING HIM TO THE MORGUE? SCARY NEW WORLD ORDER THESE DAYS I TELL YA, A MAN CAN'T HAVE HIS PRIVACY WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THE CIA BUSTING HIS ASS FOR FORNICATING LITTLE KIDS AND SETTING THE PRESIDENT ON FIRE ON AN INVERTED CROSS, WHILE MAKING HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE NEWLY PASSED HEALTH REFORM PLAN?


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

PLEASE TAKE NOTES AND REMEMBER THIS: CHILD MOLESTATION IS NO LAUGHING MATTER ... UNLESS YOU PERPETRATE IT IN THE DISGUISE OF A CLOWN.

ALL SHALL PERISH - HATE, MALICE, REVENGE

1. Deconstruction

2. Laid to Rest

3. Our Own Grave

4. Spreading Disease, The

5. Sever the Memory

6. For Far Too Long

7. Never Ending War

8. Herding the Brainwashed

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LIKE EVERY FUCKING METALHEAD IN THE WORLD OUT THERE, THESE GUYS ARE MORBIDLY OBESE AND SEXUALLY REPULSIVE. I WONDER HOW THEY MANAGE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THAT ONCE THEY WAKE UP, THEY'D HAVE TO FACE THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR WHILE LOOKING LIKE THAT. HOLY FUCKING GOD, I'LL SEND MY PRAYERS (OH WAIT, IT'S NOT A SACRED ACT TO PRAY FOR HAIRY TROLLS, I FORGOT). FORGIVE ME JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! WHY DON'T YOU GO WALK ON THE WATER THAT'S SATURATED WITH YEARS OF SALTY SEMEN THAT'S PERSISTENTLY LEAKING OUT OF MY HOSEY COCK, YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOT RESURRECTED FUCKING JEWISH HIPPIE FROM JERUSALEM?!

WHILE WE'RE ON THE DISCOURSE OF RELIGION, CAN SOME ENLIGHTENED FAGGOT PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK "CHRISTIAN SCIENCE" INSTITUTIONS ARE? PRETTY FUCKING PLEASE, I'M DYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS BIGGEST OXYMORON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE YOU FUCKING REGRESSIVE BACKWARD APES. ARE YOU IDIOTS SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT TWO COMPLETELY DISTINCT PARADIGMS THAT HAVE AS MUCH IN COMMON WITH EACH OTHER AS MY SEXUALITY WITH WOMEN? WELCOME TO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY YOU FUCKING UNSECULARIZED GIMPS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE SOME OLD HAGGARD GRANDMOTHER SITTING AT THE RECEPTION WITH HER 20,000 CATS MAKING SOME PRETENTIOUSLY "ACCLAIMED" SCIENTIFIC VALIDITY ON VIRGIN MARY'S MIRACULOUS BIOLOGICAL BIRTH OF JESUS. MEANWHILE ANY LOGICAL ATHIESTS ALREADY KNEW THAT SHE'S JUST MERELY A FILTHY PROSTITUTE WHO SOLD HER BODY TO SOME JEWISH MERCHANT WHO GOT RICH OFF SELLING WHEEL AXIS FOR WAGONS. SPEAKING OF PULLING WAGONS, I NOMINATE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO DO THAT CHORE CONSIDERING HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORSE  TOO THAT HIDEOUS FUCK, HAHAHAHAHA.

EVER SINCE I WAS LITTLE MY ADOPTED FOSTER PARENTS FORCIBLY DRAGGED ME TO CHURCH AGAINST MY WILL, SO ONE DAY I KILLED THEM IN THEIR MINUTE OF PRAYERS BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT OF DINNER. THE REASON WHY I WAS ADOPTED SINCE BIRTH WAS BECAUSE MY SINGLE-MOTHER HAD MUNCHAUSEN  SYNDROME AND WAS LEGALLY DEEMED UNFIT TO RAISE ME. SHE WAS A SINGLE-MOTHER NOT BECAUSE SHE WAS A DUMB SKANK WHO ENJOYED INTERBREEDING WITH NIGGERS BUT RATHER ALLEGEDLY, SHE WAS A VIRGIN TOO. I DON'T SEE THE LOGIC OF WHY I CAN'T BE CONSIDERED JESUS TOO IF I WAS THE PRODUCT OF A VIRGIN WHORE AS WELL?! WHY IS IT THAT JESUS CHRIST HAS ALL THE FUCKING LOVE AND  HONOUR MEANWHILE I AM JUST A HUGE, FAT, BALDING FAGGOT?! NEVERTHELESS, I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT ALL THE TRAUMATIC PHYSICAL ABUSE INFLICTED UPON ME EVER SINCE I WAS A DEFORMED INFANT HAS MADE ME WHO I AM TODAY. HEY MOTHER ... IF YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD AND READING THIS RIGHT NOW, YOU BETTER BE HIDING IN SOMEWHERE AS OBSCURE AS AN AL QUEDA-CERTIFIED HOLE IN AFGHANISTAN, BECAUSE IF I FIND YOUR CURRENT LOCATION I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU SO FUCKING HARD THAT YOU WOULD HAVE WISHED THAT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT WAS NEVER BORN! 

*JERKS OFF COMPULSIVELY*

GO FUCK YOURSELF BEFORE I COME OVER AND DO IT FOR YOU FAGGOT

INCEST IS WINCEST

Arma Angelus - The Grave End Of The Shovel

/01 INTRO.mp3 4.6 Mb

/02 Misanthrope.mp3 8.0 Mb

/03 The Moral Escapist.mp3 6.3 Mb

/04 Victoria.mp3 7.6 Mb

/05 The Death Of Sociopath Americana.mp3 9.1 Mb

/06 The Depression Fidelity.mp3 9.2 Mb

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I HOPE SOME OLD FOOL IN YOUR FAMILY DIES ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY BY BEING DEVOURED BY A GAY DOLPHIN WHILE CROSSING A BUSY DOWNTOWN INTERSECTION, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESSLY BROKE-ASS MUSIC-LEECHING INFERIORS!

NORMALLY I'D PULL SOME HILARIOUS TRICK OUT OF THE DEPTH OF MY SLIT EMO WRISTS THAT MANIFEST MY SAD AND ABHORRENT LIFE ON THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY. BUT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, A FEEDBACK RESPONSE I RECEIVED OFF THIS CERTAIN SECTION OF MY WEBSITE JUST COMPLETELY FUCKING KILLS IT.  I DON'T USUALLY FEATURE OTHERS' FEEDBACKS AND COMMENTS ON MY WEBSITE BECAUSE I CONSIDER IT SHAMELESS SELF-MASTURBATION (WHICH I FREQUENTLY PERFORM TO MYSELF IN THE MIDST OF MY BATHROOM STARING INTO A MIRROR), BUT THIS ONE LITERALLY TAKES THE DELICIOUS CAKE. WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, MAY I PRESENT YOU THE HONOUR OF THE BEST PEER-REVIEW I HAVE EVER RECEIVED FROM FAGGOTS ALMOST TO MY OWN VERY MAGNITUDE:

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Wow you are a real douche bag arent you? why dont you get a real fucking life you stupid prick! I mean really is your life so lonley and meaningless that you have to spend your whole life making fun of people that you hate? ok yeah we get it! you don't like it! doesnt mean you need to make a public annoucement! like seriously this is the most wasted peice of space i've seen in my life! You're the real faggot here not them. I mean look at your website, gay sex sites, gay dating sites, gay porn sites, Pervert. If you're trying to make a point across then you're failing epically and guess what? i'm your first comment! what does that tell you! Everyone probably thinks your just a lifeless stupid fucking cunthole who doesnt have anything else better to do with their time. You're such a loser dude. Like i don't even know you but i wanna stab you in the neck! OK here's what you need to die, go to your kitchen right? Pull a knive, sharp one, out of your silverware drawr, AND FUCKING MURDER YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND THEN HANG YOURSELF IN YOUR CLOSET BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARTED ASSHOLE! I can't even believe some one would be this fucking stupid that they would put their time and effort in making a wholeee website just saying what a douchebag you are and explaining all the reasons you need to go die? Dude there's gay people out there-like me-get over it!!!! god damn if your really that unpleased with the world then seriously why cant you go kill yourself already!? i'm sure it'll make everyone else happy!!!!!! think about somebody but yourself for once maybe! Dude have you even seen how long your website is?? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? Ya okay, hey you guys i think i'm just gonna make a website about these people i hate by making fun of them and trying to get other people to do it to!! years later.... you check the website... website visits-o. that's how fucking retarted this website thing is! the only reason i even went on it is because i wanted to see how damn retarted one person could possibly be! i thought no way! but i stand corrected! GO FUCKING DIE IN A HOLE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE AND YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE IF YOU WASTE YOUR TIME DOING THIS ALL DAY! and now i'm done because i'm not like you, im not gonna waste my whole day telling someone how much i hate them, i have a life to live. Hope you grow up someday... or you know... die? second option is better. yeah do that. :) k have a wonderful day doing nothing you waste of sperm :)

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everyone hates you if you didnt know! ya go kill yourself now that'd be smart. but before you do that delete this website for the sake of even more people hating you while your dead rotting in the ground. Fuck you! k bye. fag.

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WHAT HAS INSPIRED THIS HETEROSEXUALLY-DEPRIVED TRANNY TO HIT AN ESTROGEN PEAK I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW. I HOPE THIS GRADE-A HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT WILL SERVE AS A WARNING FOR EVERY BODY-BUILDING TRANSVESTITE TO READ THE SIDE-EFFECT LABELS OF THEIR BREAST-EXPANSION PILLS BEFORE BINGING ON THEM, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT SLEEP FOR TEN DAYS STRAIGHT AT A GAY PRIDE RAVE MARATHON.

LAST TIME I ATTENDED ONE, I WAS GOING TO INDUCE TWELVE ECSTASY PILLS ALL AT ONCE. EXCEPT MY FRIENDS WERE DEALT THE GOOD ONES, LIKE THE PINK DOLPHINS MEANWHILE ALL I GOT WAS THE BLACK DICKS. AS MY STUPID FUCKING BUDDIES WERE TRIPPIN BAWLS OFF THEIR HIGHLY-EFFECTIVE MDMA PILLS, I SAT THERE WAITING FOR THE BLACK DICKS TO KICK IN ONLY TO NO AVAIL. THAT IS, UNTIL LIL' RAEKWON RANDOMLY CAME CHARGED ME FROM BEHIND WHILE NAKED, AND PLUGGED HIS EIGHTEEN INCH OH-HENRY INTO THE SLIPPERY-SLOPE OF MY GRAND MUD CANYON. HOLY FUCK, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST E-TRIP I'VE EVER HAD!

SEND ME MORE LOVEMAILS FAGGOTS I'M LOVIN' IT LIKE FAGGOT RONALD MCDONALDS LOVE MCDICKS

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL - EP

01 MY NAME IS FIRE

02 FORMALDEHYDE & SEEK

03 NAPALM READER

04 MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DOOMSDAY

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I FUCKING HATE WHEN I HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND UNABLE TO UNLEASH IT IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT'S OCCUPIED BY OVER A DOZEN OF INSECURE FUCKING POMPOUS ASSHOLES WHO FEELS THE NEED TO STARE AT THEIR FUCKING HIDEOUS FACES IN THE MIRROR UNTIL THEY CAN FIND A PIECE OF NON-EXISTENT BEAUTY. THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO BEAR IT WITHIN MY ACHING BOWELS MAKES IT AS PAINFUL AS GETTING MY HEAD HALF-CHOPPED OFF BY A GUILLOTINE THAT SUDDENLY JAMMED IN BETWEEN. NEWS FLASH YOU FUCKING HOPELESSLY INSECURE FAGGOTS: IF THE GIRL RIGHT NEXT TO YOU IN THE LECTURE HALL REFUSES TO NOTICE YOU, OR RESPOND TO YOUR SHY ATTEMPTS TO CAPTIVATE THEIR ATTENTION, PERHAPS IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE PHYSICALLY GROTESQUE BEYOND ANY SCIENTIFIC RESCUE OF DERMATOLOGY ADVANCEMENTS. NO NEED TO WASTE MY FUCKING TIME WHILE I SIT BEHIND A TOILET AISLE TOO AFRAID TO UNLOAD MY FUCKING ANAL-BARREL BECAUSE OF THE SPLATTERING NOISE THAT WOULD BE HEARD BY YOU FUCKING UNWANTED COMPANIES OUT THERE. THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF A MINORITY ETHNIC DESCENT... THE FACT THAT YOU'RE RACIALLY PROGRAMMED TO BE UNATTRACTIVE OBVIOUSLY DERIVES FROM THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT WHITE. STARING AT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT SELF IN THE REFLECTION UNTIL IT CRACKS ISN'T GOING TO BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM ANYTIME SOON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

BEING HOMELESS AND LIVING OFF A MEASLY WELFARE CHECK ON A MONTHLY BASIS, IT IS COMMON THAT I USE PUBLIC WASHROOMS FOR MY HYGIENIC NEEDS. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT I NEED MY PRIVACY WHEN I PISS, SHIT, AND BATHE CONSECUTIVELY IN THE SAME TOILET (BEFORE EVER FLUSHING IT IN BETWEEN). JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO LOUDLY SING BRING ME THE HOMOZONE TO MYSELF WHILE BATHE USING TOILET PAPERS AS SPONGE, DOES NOT MEAN I ENJOY THE COMPANY OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SAME PUBLIC ENVIRONMENT WITH ME. I WISH PUBLIC WASHROOMS WOULD HAVE A "DO NOT DISTURB" NOTICE LIKE THOSE RUN-DOWN PROSTITUTION MOTELS WHICH I USED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A FIFTY-FIVE YEAR OLD NIGGER HERMAPHRODITE CRACK ADDICT TO. BUT NOPE, MY MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT FAILS ME ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AS I LIVE IN PUBLIC LIBRARIES AND SLEEP ON STREETS. I WONDER WHERE THE FUCK MY PAID TAXES GO INTO EVERYDAY WHEN I SHOPLIFT EVERYTHING FROM CHONG'S CONVENIENCE STORE? WHAT THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF IT BESIDES HAVING A GOOK CHASING ME OUT OF HIS STORE WHILE TRYING TO HIT ME WITH A PAIR OF MAGICALLY THICK CHOPSTICKS (THAT IS ONLY 1/1000TH THE LENGTH OF HIS PENIS)? THIS FUCKING SOCIAL SAFETY NET SHIT IS A JOKE, I'M MOVING TO TEXAS WHERE I CAN RIDE ON CHEAP ASS REPUBLIC POLITICIANS LIKE GEORGIE BUSHIE JUNIOR'S FUCKING BALLSACK FOR FREE HANDOUTS. I'LL RIDE AND PROFIT LITERALLY LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.


I'VE BEEN UNEMPLOYED FOR THE PAST FIVE DECADES OF MY SAD, DEPRIVED LIFE. SO I DECIDED TO FUCKING MAKE SOME MONEY OFF RUNNING A WEB BLOG... IT WASN'T UNTIL I FINALLY MADE ALMOST FIFTY CENTS THAT ASSHOLE GOOGLE DECIDED TO HALT MY FUCKING ENTERPRISING TYCOON. FUCK YOU BIG BROTHER... INSTEAD OF WATCHING AND MONITORING MY FREEDOM OF ACTIVITIES IN A VIRTUALLY FRIGHTENING TOTALITARIAN MATRIX, WHY NOT JUST SLIP YOUR OMNIPOTENTLY POWERFUL HANDS INTO MY TIGHT-ASS FASHIONCORE GIRL-PANTS AND MAGICALLY MAKE ME CUM OUT OF MY INFERTILE TESTICULAR SACK THAT WAS PERMANENTLY DEPLETED OF SPERM BACK WHEN I CONSUMED A SHEER VOLUME OF URANIUM FOR CHEAP HIGHS AT THE BACK OF A NUCLEAR POWER PLANT?

I AM A NORMAL PERSON

An Embrace of Angels - 'Ere January Be Unwintered

1. Long Awaited Pleas For Audible Sound

2. Strings Around Arms Tangled In Stars

3. This Coming Fall Line Colors Change

4. Suit My Fancy Said Success

5. This Sky Breathing Machine

6. The Kiss The Smile The Switchblade

7. Icarus The Beautiful Mathematician

8. Adoration

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THE OVERUSE OF ALLEGORICAL SUPERNATURAL FIGURES IN THIS BAND AND ALBUM MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M FUCKING TRIPPIN' BAWLS ON LSD WHILE SITTING IN AN ANGELIC OPERA-ESQUE CATHEDRAL WHERE THE UPCOMING DOOMSDAY IS BEING PREACHED. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY TEENAGE METALCORE BANDS HAVE TO USE RELIGIOUS AND THEOLOGICAL METAPHORS IN ORDER TO CONVEY THE SADNESS IN THEIR LITTLE POOR SUBURBAN EMO-HEARTS. IT MAKES LITTLE TO NO SENSE TO ME... I MEAN, WHEN I GET DUMPED BY MY GIRLFRIEND (OR BOYFRIEND, DEPENDING ON WHEN MY SWINGING PHASES OF FAGGOTNESS WILL LEAD ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH), I'M EXTREMELY DOWN TO EARTH WITH MY EXPRESSION BY EXCLAIMING "THAT FUCKING DEAD FAGGOT DUMPED ME AND NOW I'M GOING TO SLICE THEIR REPRODUCTIVE HERMAPHRODITE ORGANS OFF AND PLACE IT IN A JAR DISPLAYED IN A MUSEUM FOR BIOETHICS". BUT NO, NOT WITH THESE SAD POETICALLY ARTISTIC FAGGOTS. THEY'LL PUT IT IN SOME OBSCURELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE ART FORM, FOR EXAMPLE, "BLEEDING ANGELS WITH SLIT WRITS HAVE FALLEN OFF CLOUDS OF THE KINGDOM OF GAYS. LAST CHAPTER OF REVELATION IS COMING TRUE RIGHT BEFORE YOUR BLEEDING VAGINA OF BLOOD-LEAKING ARMAGEDDON. I'M A HUGE FAGGOT WITH NO CREATING WRITING BACKGROUND AND THAT'S WHY NO OTHER COLLEGE GIRLS WITH A GAY WASTE-OF-A-LIBERAL-ARTS-DEGREE LIKE ME." IF YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS, PERHAPS THAT'S A SIGN FOR YOU TO STOP COMPOSING MUSIC YOU FUCKING MISERABLY POETICALLY-INCOMPETENT  FAGGOTS.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SHEER ANGST OF SOME OF THESE BANDS WOULD MAKE ANY LISTENERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THE SEVERE HARDSHIP DURING THEIR CHILDHOOD AND YOUTH, THUS SYMPATHETIC OF THE ARTISTS IN QUESTION. BUT WHEN WE EXAMINE INTO THE TYPICAL DEMOGRAPHY OF MOST POST-HARDCORE AND METALCORE BANDS, WE SEE THAT THEY'RE ALL PRETENTIOUSLY RICH FUCKING  WHITE SUBURBAN MALES DRIVING THEIR PARENTS' BMW'S AT THE AGE OF SIXTEEN. WHAT A FUCKING HARD KNOCK LIFE YOU PATHETIC LITTLE SHELTERED KIDS MUST HAVE LIVED, LET'S EXPRESS ALL THIS SHEER ANGST THROUGH ANOTHER GANG-CHANT OVER A SLOW-TEMPO BREAKDOWN!

I'M SICK OF THESE ROMANTIC ALLEGORICAL IMAGERIES IN METALCORE AND DEATHCORE LYRICS THAT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS SHITTING IN AN URINAL (WHICH I HAVE OBVIOUSLY DONE BEFORE WHEN I NEEDED TO PISS URGENTLY BUT WAS UNABLE TO PULL MY CROOKED DICK OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AT THE TIME, AND THE MINUTE I SQUATTED DOWN, PILES OF SHIT DOWNPOURED RAMPANTLY LIKE A HURRICANE KATRINA FULL OF DEAD NIGGERS HHAHAHAHAHAHA.) BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ANY YOUNG VOCALISTS DEVELOPING THROUGH PUBERTY WILL PROBABLY FALL INTO AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS SOMETIME IN THEIR TEENAGE LIFE WHEN THEIR INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR LOCAL CATHOLIC PRIESTS EVENTUALLY ABSTAINS, SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY'RE BECOMING TOO OLD FOR THE PASTOR'S PERVERTED TASTE. SO IN ORDER TO OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THIS LACK OF ROMANTIC FULFILLMENT, THEY CRY TO THE SEVEN KINGDOMS FROM ABOVE AND WRITE ABOUT SORRY GOTHIC ILLUSIONS ON HOW GOD HAS BETRAYED THEM WITH AN EMPTY HEART AND AN ASSHOLE THE SIZE OF THE SECRET HYPERDIMENSIONAL WORMHOLE IN THE CENTER OF ANTARCTICA. WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING MISERY, YOU LITTLE CRYBABIES? WALK INTO HOT TOPIC AND BUY AN ENORMOUS SLIPKNOT-BRANDED DILDO BEFORE DRILLING IT INTO YOUR OWN SHITKNOT.

PROBLEM SOLVED

OH, SLEEPER - SON OF THE MORNING

1 "Son of the Morning" - 3:24

2 "The New Breed" - 3:47

3 "In All Honesty" (featuring Cody Bonnette from As Cities Burn) - 3:55

4 "Breathing Blood" - 4:10

5 "Reveries of Flight" - 2:37

6 "World Without A Sun" - 2:25

7 "The Fire Dawn" - 3:32

8 "A Banquet for Traitors" - 3:12

9 "Commissioned by Kings" - 3:42

10 "The Finisher" - 3:04

PRIMARY: [LINK]

SECONDARY: [MIRROR]

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHOOHOO, JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER FUCKING CHRISTIAN HARDCORE BAND FROM THE INBREEDING PIT OF REPUBLICAN TEXAS. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE A HARD TIME COMPREHENDING THEIR ALBUM ART. IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SATANIC PENTAGRAM WITH ITS UPPER TWO LEGS CHOPPED OFF, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM. WHAT COULD THIS ALBUM ART POSSIBLY MEAN? IS IT AN ALLEGORICAL TO THE FACT THAT THESE RELIGIOUS-CRAZY ZEALOTS ARE MUSHROOMHEADS? NO WONDER WHY THEY PROBABLY SEE ANGELS AND GODS, THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKING HALLUCINOGENS COMPOUNDED IN THEIR BLOOD STREAM. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAVEN IF YOU CHEW ON POISONOUS PLANTS THAT GROWS ON HORSESHIT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND CHECK YOUR FAGGOT SELVES INTO A REHAB ALREADY AND IF YOU WANT, PREACH THE BIBLE TO THE RECOVERING SOMALIAN ADDICTS BEFORE THEY SELL THEIR SOUL TO THE NATION OF ISLAM INSTEAD.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW BANDS CAN JUST STAND THERE SCREAMING THE WORDS OF GOSPEL ALL DAY, IN A WORLD OF MODERN SECULARISM. DID YOU ENJOY THE BAPTIST EXPERIENCE WITH THE PRIEST BEHIND THE CURTAIN WHEN YOU WERE FOUR? REALLY? HOW? BECAUSE THAT SHIT TRAUMATIZED THE SHIT OUT OF ME. WOW, YOU GUYS ARE EXCEPTIONAL CASES. Y'ALL SHOULD GO ON TOUR WITH FOR TODAY AND TURN YOUR LITTLE THROWDOWN MOSHPITS OF ORGY INTO PRAYER CIRCLES. THEN IN A HEIGHTENED MOMENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU SHOULD ENCOURAGE YOUR SIXTEEN YEAR OLD AUDIENCE TO SET THEMSELVES ABLAZE AND FREE THEIR SPIRITS. WHO CARES WHAT THE BAR OWNER HAS TO SAY, TELL HIM YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO ISN'T STRAIGHT EDGE. THERE! FINALLY WE HAVE A SOLUTION TO CHRISTIAN HARDCORE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. 

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE INCOMPLETE PENTAGRAM ON THE ALBUM COVER LOOKS LIKE A STARFISH WITH TWO LEGS CHOPPED OFF. STARFISHES HOWEVER, TO MANY'S AMAZEMENT, ARE CAPABLE OF REPRODUCING THEIR LEGS OVER AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME, EVEN AFTER ITS SEVERANCE. THANK GOD AMPUTEE WOMEN AREN'T CAPABLE OF DOING THAT ... I MEAN, HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO FUCK THEM AGAINST THEIR CONSENT? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN FIGHT ME OFF DUE TO THEIR LACK OF LEGGIES. I LOVE ENTERING THE PARALYMPICS SPORTING EVENTS AND RAPING EVERY OBLONG I SEE! HOLY FUCKING PARADISE.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF THESE FUNDAMENTAL RELIGIOUS NUTCASES SEE THEIR BAND FEATURED HERE, AND TRY TO GET MY BLOG BANNED FOR ITS CONTENT. GO AHEAD SABOTAGE MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH YOU JESUS LOVING QUEERS. I'LL JUST RE-JOIN BURZUM AND BURN MORE CHURCHES IN MY REIGN OF BLACK METAL FAGGOTRY HAHAHAHA.

Anodyne - The Outer Dark

1. Lucky Sky Diamond
2. Form Is Emptiness
3. Tenderness And Wolves
4. Knives
5. Black Pearl
6. Our Lady Of Assassins
7. Finest Craftsman
8. Like Water In Water

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ANY HALF A MORON WHO LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE SKY AT ANY GIVEN TIME OF THE DAY WOULD REALIZE SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT. THEY BLAME IT ON GLOBAL WARMING OR CLIMATE CHANGE, BUT LITTLE DO YOU FUCKING NAIVELY HOMOSEXUAL SHEEPS KNOW THAT MOST OF THE CLIMATE DISASTERS IN THIS WORLD SYNTHETICALLY MAN-MADE, THANKS TO THE INVENTION OF WEATHER-CONTROL SYSTEMS THAT THEY CALL "HAARP", SITUATED IN DIFFERENT ISLANDS CAUSING TORNADO'S, TSUNAMIS AND SHIFTS IN TECTONIC PLATES TO IMPOVERISHED THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES. ANODYNE IS JUST THE BAND TO PROMOTE THE AWARENESS OF EVIL WESTERN-GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES IN THEIR FUCKING GAY CONCEPT ALBUM, "THE OUTER DARK". THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS A FUCKING ENGINEERED CONSPIRACY. IN AN ERA OF ONE-WORLD SHADOWY GOVERNMENTS, WE ALL KNOW THAT NINE-ELEVEN WAS AN INSIDE JOB, MICHAEL JACKSON WAS MURDERED BY THE CIA, AND LADY GAGA'S PENIS IS ACTUALLY A SECRET RADIO TRANSMISSION DEVICE INTO ANOTHER GALAXY USED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS TO STUDY THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM EVERY NIGHT WHEN SHE GETS FUCKED BY JAZZ PLAYERS IN A MANHATTAN NIGHT CLUB FULL OF YIPPIES WHO SECRETLY ASSASSINATED JFK WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE AT THE TIME.

THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES MAKE JUST SO MUCH SENSE TO ME. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE PROLIFERATION OF THE INTERNET UNTIL I REALIZED JUST WHAT A FUCKED UP WORLD WE LIVE IN. I WONDER HOW PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY BE SO DARING AS TO EXPOSE THE SECRET WORLD ORDER OF LIZARD-LIKE GOVERNMENT RUNNING THE UPPER ECHELONS OF OUR GOVERNMENT WITHOUT BEING CRUSHED INTO LITTLE ATOMS?! OBVIOUSLY THESE SURVIVORS WHO TOLD THEIR TALES OVER YOUTUBE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY LUCKY TO HAVE ESCAPED THE WRATH OF GEORGE W. BUSH THE REPTILIAN SHAPESHIFTER. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT FAGGOT PRESIDENT LOOKED WEIRD, WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT HE CAME FROM A FAMILY OF AMPHIBIANS. NOW I CAN'T JERK OFF TO HIS FUCKING TWO SEXY BLONDE DAUGHTERS WITHOUT THE DISGUSTING FEELING LIKE I'M BEATING OFF TO ANIMORPHIC BEASTIAL PRIMATES. SHAME ON ME NIGGA!

THIS WHOLE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT UNDER THE NEW WORLD ORDER THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN FOLLOWING THE END OF THE WORLD ON DECEMBER 21ST OF 2012 TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. SO I PAID A VISIT TO THE MAYANS AND ASKED THEM WHAT THEY COULD DO FOR ME TO SAVE MY UNWORTHY SOUL. PECULIARLY, THEY OPENED UP A GATE TO THE UNDERGROUND AND TOLD ME TO JUST HIBERNATE THERE FOR TWO YEARS UNTIL THE DISASTER'S OVER. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS... FUCKING VIETNAM, ALL OVER AGAIN?! FUCK THESE NASTY LOOKING CENTRAL-AMERICAN SAVAGE NATIVES. I PUNCHED ONE OF THEM IN THE FACE, STOLE ALL THE BERRIES AND THREW IT AT THEIR INBRED LOOKING CHILDREN BEFORE RAPING THEM VIOLENTLY. BOMB SHELTERS MY ASS, I'D RATHER DIE IN A DOOMSDAY THAN TO LIVE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD THAT'S GOVERNED BY ABORIGINAL COMMUNES. FUCK YOU FAGGOT ROSWELL47-INVOLVED ALIEN CONSPIRATORS FOR MAKING MY WORLD THE DYSTOPIA IT IS. I'M GOING TO INFILTRATE INTO YOUR ADVANCED MAGNETIC FLYING SAUCERS AND BEAT OFF MY OWN SAUCER ALL OVER THE MAIN SWITCHBOARD AND IMPREGNATING YOUR MOTHER (SHIP). 

REMEMBER, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT AFTER YOU!

(JUST JOKING, THIS ALBUM'S NOT ABOUT CONSPIRACIES. HAHAHAHA WASTED YOUR TIME FOR NOTHING YOU GRAND FAGGOT)

ANODYNE - QUIET WARS

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 01 - Silent Weapons.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 02 - Sometimes No Means Right.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 03 - Coriolis Acceleration.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 04 - The Great Assimilator.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 05 - Cities Of The Plain.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 06 - Untermyer Park.mp3

Anodyne - Quiet Wars - 07 - The Extremist.mp3

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I'M EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC FOR MY LACK OF UPDATES IN QUITE A WHILE. AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BY THE DEPICTION OF THIS GROTESQUE ALBUM ART, I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY BEING ASS-RAPED BY A GIGANTIC GARGOYLE THE SIZE OF THE NEW DUBAI TOWER. SPEAKING OF THE DUBAI TOWER, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SAUDI ARABIA CAN POSSIBLY CONSTRUCT THE NEWEST TALLEST FREE-STANDING STRUCTURE OF THE WORLD WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOME FUCKING NASTY ASS HIJAB-WEARING ARAB SUICIDE BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF IT ON THE TOP LEVEL. LIFE IS FULL OF MYSTERIES, I GUESS. SPEAKING OF MYSTERIES, I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF SLEEP FOR SO LONG. I WENT TO SEE ALICE IN WONDERLAND ON ACID ONE NIGHT BY MY SAD, LONESOME SELF AND THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME AND TRAUMATIZED ME FOR THE REST OF MY ETERNAL LIFE. WHENEVER I CLOSE MY EYES I CAN STILL SEE A RABBIT POPPING OUT OF A DEEP RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY LOOSELY STRETCHED ANUS. I AM AS LOOSE AS A GOOSE YOU FAGGOTS, WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME FROM MY REAR TRAIN TUNNEL WHILE SINGING THE LOOSEY GOOSEY SONG?

SERIOUSLY I'VE BEEN ALONE AND SINGLE FOR SO FUCKING LONG THAT I POSTED A WEBCAM IMAGE OF MYSELF ON HOTORNOT.COM IN ORDER TO HAVE THE WORLD EVALUATE MY SELF-CONSCIOUS APPEARANCE (AND POSSIBLY SCORE A DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY SAD VIRGIN LIFE). A WEEK LATER I RECEIVED A FUCKING LAWSUIT DOCUMENT FROM THE SITE'S LAWYER CLAIMING I'VE BROKE THEIR SCALE. FUCKING GODSHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKING FACE?! WORRIED AS HELL, I RAN TO THE WASHROOM AND RINSED IT WITH WHATEVER THE FUCKING DRAINEL LIQUID I CAN FIND THAT'S PLACED UNDERNEATH THE TOILET TANK. I BELIEVE IT HAS DRASTICALLY ENHANCED MY APPEARANCE CONSIDERING NOW I CAN NO LONGER SEE. THANK GOD I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY IDOL, STEVIE WONDER!!

WHY DID STEVIE WONDER SMILE ALL THE TIME? BECAUSE HE NEVER KNEW HE WAS A NIGGER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*FART*

ME SO FUNNIE

EATING GLASS - FEED THEM TO THE VULTURES

1. Cannibals

2. Amongst The Wolves

3. My Own Hell / Watching the World Burn

4. King of Frauds

5. Beating Myself Up

6. Feed Them...

7. ...To the Vultures

8. Coming Clean

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YEAH, HOW ABOUT WE FEED YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE ALBUM TO THE VULTURES YOU STUPID THRASHY HARDCORE PUNK ASS FAGGOTS. IT'S RIDICULOUS HOW THIS WHOLE ENTIRE ALBUM OF EIGHT/NINE TRACKS CONSISTS OF THE SAME THREE CHORDS, WITH NO VARIATION WHATSOEVER. EVERY SUBSEQUENT TRACK SOUNDS LIKE THE FIRST SONG PUT ON REPEAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF YOU GUITARISTS ... PARENTS COULDN'T AFFORD A GUITAR WITH MORE THAN THREE FRETS? THAT'S SHIT... EVEN A FUCKING SONY PLAYSTATION'S "GUITAR HERO" MOCK INSTRUMENT HAS FIVE BUTTONS AND HERE YOU CAN'T EVEN FORM MORE THAN THREE POWER-CHORDS? IT'S OKAY FAGGOTS, AT LEAST YOU BROKE UP... MUST HAVE RAN OUT OF RIFFS WITH THE THREE SAME FRETS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I UNDERSTAND. I'VE HEARD MORE MUSICAL INTEGRITY IN ABSOLUTE DEAD SILENCE YOU FUCKING ENEMIES OF HETEROSEXUALITY!


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PERSONALLY I HATE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THIS STUPID CRUST-THRASH-PUNK-HARDCORE SCENE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL THIS GAY MUSIC. ALL THESE DIE-HARD PISS-OFF TRUE-TO-THE-BONE HARDCORE FANS WILL TELL YOU THAT THIS SHIT IS NON-GENERIC AND A MASTERPIECE. ORLY? SOUNDS LIKE MY ANUS GRINDING TO A FUCKING SCRATCHING POST WHILE THE CAT'S SCRAPING MY PENIS (EXCEPT LESS PAINFUL). GOING TO THESE SHOWS AND WATCHING THEM CRAB-WALK BACK AND FORTH WITH THE OCCASIONAL WINDMILLING THAT KNOCKS OUT MY PUSSY-ASS SELF SEMI-CONSCIOUS REALLY PISSES ME OFF. SO I TRIED FIGHTING ONE OF THEM AND ONLY ENDED UP IN THE EMERGENCY WARD. WHEN THE DOCTORS ASKED ME WHAT SENT ME HERE, AND I RESPONDED "EATING GLASS". THEY FREAKED THE FUCK OUT AND PLUGGED A VACCUM INTO MY MOUTH AND TOLD ME TO TRY TO SPIT OUT THE SHARDS. WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GAY MISLEADING BAND NAME AS WELL, YOU DOUCHEBAG FAGGOTS.


NORMALLY I'D TYPE MORE BUT I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO DIGNIFY THIS SHIT WITH ANOTHER PARAGRAPH. CHANCES ARE BY THE TIME YOU FINISHED READING THE FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THIS REVIEW, THE WHOLE ALBUM ALREADY RAN THROUGH TWICE ON REPEAT. IT'S OKAY FAGGOTS, THEY CALL IT MUSIC.

HACKSAW TO THE THROAT - TEAR MY EYES OUT

1. My Eyes Are Open 03:04 

2. Fall 03:15 

3. Dilated 05:52 

4. Decayed 03:39 

5. Failed Existence 03:46 

6. Consumed In Nothing 03:13 

7. Silence (There Lies These Truths) 04:10 

8. Illusion Of Life 02:02 

9. Alone In The End 05:50 

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I AM A BIG FUZZY POLAR BEAR AND I LIKE TO SUCK DICKS EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT TO CELEBRATE MY JOY OF SURVIVING THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK WITHOUT THE URGE TO SUCCESSFULLY COMMIT SUICIDE. I'M SUCH A USELESS FAGGOT THAT MOST OF THE TIMES WHEN I DO COMMIT SUICIDE, I FAIL TO SUCCEED... LIKE THE TIME WHEN I TRIED TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE, ONLY JIZZ CAME OUT OF MY STROKED PENIS. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SUICIDE CAN BE SO DIFFICULT UNTIL I GOT MY HANDS ON THIS FAGGOT ALBUM. I LEARNED THAT BY BRINGING A HACKSAW ACROSS MY THROAT, I CAN FINALLY PAINLESSLY KILL MYSELF. THANK YOU FOR PRESENTING ME THIS ADVICE BY USING THE GAYEST BAND NAME IN THE WORLD FAGGOTS! ONE LESS WEBMASTER PLAGUING THE INTERNET WITH THIS FUCKING STUPID WASTE OF SPACE!

I'M SO SICK OF THIS WEBSITE I ALMOST DIDN'T PUMP IN ANOTHER TEN BUCKS TO MAINTAIN THE DOMAIN FOR ANOTHER YEAR. I WOULD ACTUALLY BOTHER INVESTING MORE INTO THE WARRANTY OF THIS DOMAIN IF I DIDN'T SPEND ALL MY MONEY ORDERING SCRAWNY ETHIOPIAN HOOKERS AND SNORTING SPECIAL KETAMINE ALL WEEK LONG. THAT'S RIGHT FAGGOTS, NOT JUST ANY KETAMINE ... BUT SPECIAL KETAMINE! WITH THIS SHIT GOING UP MY NASAL TUBE, BREATHING UP MY NOSE IS NOW OFFICIALLY A CHORE. WHO WANTS TO PICK MY FAGGOT NOSE FOR AN OPPORTUNITY TO POST ONE "BRIEF REVIEW" OF AN ALBUM?

MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING SAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, THAT SOME DAYS I ENVISION COMMITTING SUICIDE BY RUNNING AN ACTIVE CHAINSAW THROUGH MY NECK AS FAST AS I CAN. IMAGINE HOW SUCCESSFUL SUCH A DEATH WOULD BE ... PAINLESS OR NON-PAINLESS? SOMEBODY PUT MY THEORY TO THE TEST AND THEN POST BACK HERE IN ORDER TO TELL ME HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS. 

BETTER YET RUN THAT CHAINSAW UP YOUR FUCKING ANUS FOR YOUR UNINHIBITED SODOMIZING PLEASURE YOU FUCKING FAGGGOTS

WHENEVER THERE'S A MAJOR PROBLEM IN LIFE, I FIND SUICIDE TO ALWAYS WORK EFFECTIVELY WELL 

Burnt by the Sun - Self Titled

 

1. Buffy     2:04   

2. You Will Move    2:38   

3. Lizard-Skin Barbie    2:00   

4. The Fish Under The Sea Dance    1:53

ACQUIRE ALBUM VIA MEDIAFIRE 

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ONCE MY RETINA WAS BURNT BY THE SUN WHEN I WAS PRACTICING THE SAVAGE AFRICAN RITUAL OF STARING AT THAT SHIT FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT. THAT WAS WHEN I REALIZED I BECAME LEGALLY BLIND FOR SOME REASON. WHY?! I THOUGHT BARBARIAN NIGGERS HAD THE MOST ADVANCED SPIRITUAL PRACTICES THAT THE WEST COULDN'T HAVE EVER DEVELOPED? FIGHT ME YOU FAGGOTS. EXCEPT I CAN'T SEE NOW, SO FIGHTING ME WOULD BE LIKE BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HELEN KELLER. WAH-TAR? WAHH-TARRRR?


HAHAHAHA WHAT A DYSFUNCTIONAL BITCH. I WONDER HOW SHE WAS ABLE TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN LIKE HER GENDER OBLIGES HER TO DO, WITHOUT STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MIXING THE WRONG INGREDIENTS INTO EVERYTHING. I SWEAR IF SHE EVEN REMOTELY FUCKED UP ON MY CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP, I'D SHOVE HER HEAD INTO AN OVEN FOR FORTY-FIVE MINUTES ON MAX THAT DUMB USELESS FUCK. I HATE HOW THESE LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS ARE TRYING TO PORTRAY HER AS SOMETHING MORE THAN THE HANDICAPPED TOOL SHE REALLY IS. DID SHE FINALLY LEARN TO SPEAK BY FEELING THE MOVEMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S TONGUES? HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU EVEN SPEAK IF YOU'RE FUCKING DEAF YOURSELF YOU FUCKING OVERRATED ANIMAL? IF I COULDN'T SEE, HEAR, OR SPEAK IN MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE, I MIGHT AS WELL POINT A SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN TO MY USELESS FACE AND SHOOT IT OFF. (EXCEPT IT WOULD OBVIOUSLY TAKE A FEW MORE TRIES THAN JUST ONCE CONSIDERING YOU CAN'T HAVE HAND-TO-EYE COORDINATION IF YOU DON'T HAVE EYES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKER.)

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WROTE BOOKS, AND EVEN DID PUBLIC SPEAKINGS IN FRONT OF REAL HUMANS UNLIKE HER. I BET THE ONLY PUBLIC SPEAKING SHE DID WAS IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF NIGGERS, WHO ADMIRED HER NOT FOR HER INCOHERENT PSEUDO "SPEAKING" SKILLS, BUT ONLY FOR HER DISPLAY OF SEXUALLY ANIMALISTIC CHARACTERISTICS. THEY ALL PROCEED TO RAPE HER VIOLENTLY WHEREAS SHE PUSHED LITTLE DEFORMED AND GROTESQUE HALF-NIGGER BABIES NINE MONTHS AFTER WHICH SHE NAMED AFTER HER GAY COLLECTION OF ROCKS.

I WENT ON A DATE WITH HELEN KELLER ONCE, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES. SHE DIDN'T COMPLAIN THAT I TOOK HER TO A VIOLENT EXPLOITATION FILM FEATURING THE BUTCHERY OF FEMALES (CONSIDERING SHE HAD NO VISUAL OR HEARING CAPACITY WHICH WAS AWESOME.) IF ONLY ALL BITCHES IN THE WORLD CAN BE LIKE THAT! AS MY FINGER SLID RIGHT INTO HER NASTY ASS PANTIES, I BEGAN FINGERING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. SHE FAILED TO RECOGNIZE THAT ROUTINE, AS SHE BEGAN PANICKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE THEATER. IN A FRANTIC ATTEMPT TO CALM HER DOWN, I HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AND THEN RAPED HER ALL OVER AGAIN ONLY TO REALIZE HER WATER JUST BROKE THEN AND ANOTHER HALF-NIGGER BABY WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT, NINE MONTHS AFTER HER MOST RECENT PUBLIC SPEAKING CEREMONY.

WAH-TARRR? WAH-TARRRRRR?

HAHAHAHAHA