LIFERUINER - TAKING BACK THE NIGHT LIFE

01 A Ticket To the Pussy Crusher
02 Doug Burns To Death
03 You Look Better When You're Drunk
04 You Use Dirt as a Metaphor for Life
05 MegaDeath
06 Americant
07 Ham Hands Lives
08 Taking Back the Night Life
09 Ameranthine
10 Chernobyll
11 Suck My Dick

BRIEF REVIEW:

HONESTLY SPEAKING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY ABOUT THIS BAND. IF YOU'RE LOCAL FROM WHERE I RESIDE YOU'D KNOW THAT NOBODY'S GOT ANY FUCKING RESPECT FOR THEM AT ALL. FUN FACT TO MAKE A FUCKING BAND OUT OF! HURRAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SING ABOUT SOME SORT OF EXCLUSIVE NIGHT LIFE WHEN THESE KIDS CLAIM TO ABSTAIN FROM DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. WHATEVER, HAVE FUN THROWING YOUR LIMBS AT ONE BREAKDOWN AFTER ANOTHER. IT'S OBVIOUSLY WHAT DANCE-WORTHY RELEASES ARE GOOD FOR. OH GOD, GOTTA LOVE THE REDUNDANCY.

THIS IS HELL - MISFORTUNES

01. Reckless
02. Infected
03. Disciples
04. In Shambles
05. Realization: Remorse
06. Without Closure
07. Remnants
08. Resuscitate
09. Fearless Vampires
10. You Are The Antithesis
11. End Of An Era
12. Memoirs
13. Last Days Campaign

Brief Review:

THE ONLY BLATANT MISFORTUNE IN YOUR LIFE IS OBVIOUSLY NONE OTHER THAN... YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING LIFE ITSELF! WOO! TEN POINTS FOR ME AND ZERO FOR YOU, YOU STUPID INTELLECTUALLY INEPT ASSHOLE. BY THE WAY, I'D TAKE MORE BUT I THINK I'M GOING TO JACK OFF TO THE SHIT PUDDLE I'VE SQUASHED INTO MY TOILET BOWL. HAVE A NICE DAY!

WHITECHAPEL - THE SOMATIC DEFILEMENT

01. Necrotizing
02. The Somatic Defilement
03. Devirgination Studies
04. Prostatic Fluid Asphyxiation
05. Fairy Fay
06. Ear To Ear
07. Alone In The Morgue
08. Festering Fiesta
09. Vicer Exciser
10. Articulo Morti

Brief Review:

SITE'S BACK ONLINE YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS! JUST AS YOU RIDICULOUS TESTICULAR-JUGGLING HOMOEROTIC METALHEADS THINK YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PAPER-TIGER SHIT TALK TO SHUT DOWN MY SITE, YOU ARE HORRENDOUSLY WRONG! YOU SEE, I'VE SIMPLY TAKEN A BREAK FROM UPDATING THIS PATHETIC WEBSITE DUE TO THE INTENSIVE MIGRAINES I RECEIVE OFF LISTENING TO YOUR HOLY FUCKING GAY MUSIC!

YOU GUYS THINK YOUR PAPER TIGER HATE-TALK WILL DISCOURAGE ME FROM RUNNING THIS WEBSITE FURTHERMORE? WRONG ON ALL ACCOUNTS YOU FUCKING LIMP-WRISTED GIMPS! I CAN SIT HERE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND BRAINSTORM A MAGNIFICENTLY COMPOSED PARAGRAPH WRITTEN ABOUT A PILE OF SHIT, THAN YOUR WANKING MESSAGES YOU HAMMER ONTO THE CHATBOX WITH YOUR THREE INCH FLOPPY AND UNCIRCUMCIZED DICKS! GO PLAY WITH YOUR LENGTHY FORESKIN FULL OF SMEGMA UNDERNEATH, YOU VILE CREEPS!

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE... HERE'S SOME NICE DEATHCORE FOR YOU TO FLAIL YOUR ARMS OUT IN THE AIR. FUCK PUSH MOSHING PITS YOU SATANIC FAGGOTS! GO PICK SOME FLOWERS YOU DEMONIC BASEMENT HERMITS. WOW, LUCKILY I WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR LIKES OUT IN THE PUBLIC YOU LAUGHABLE GIMPS.

DEAD WILL RISE - REST ASSURED, THE END IS UPON US

01 UP A CREEK
02 MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS
03 SHE IS THE PLAGUE
04 THE FINER POINTS OF MORTALITY
05 THE ACT OF VANISHING

BRIEF REVIEW:

WHAT? THE DEAD WILL RISE? I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED OF YOU ZOMBIED OUT MOTHERFUCKERS WHO MAY PLACE MY SANITY IN JEOPARDY! IMAGINE THAT! ME GOING INSANE? WHO WOULD HAVE EVER EVEN FUCKING GUESSED OF SUCH! I'M GOING TO CRAWL INTO THE SEWAGE PIPELINES NOW AND MASTURBATE ALL TO MYSELF WHILE SPREADING AIDS AND HERPES INTO NEARBY RATS, WHERE THEN IF THEY DIE AND BECOME FED TO THE FLEAS, IT'D BE AN AWESOME WORLDWIDE RESPIRATORY SYNDROME THAT CAN BE AIRBORNE TRANSMITTED!

THEN WE'LL SEE HOW THE DEAD WILL RISE! HOW FUCKING COOL WOULD THAT BE? SHUT THE FUCK UP.

BOTCH - UNIFYING THEMES REDUX

1. God Vs. Science
2. Third Part In A Tragedy
3. Inch By Inch
4. The Opera Song
5. Closure
6. Contraction
7. Ebb
8. Stupid Me
9. In Spite Of This
10. End Of Discussion
11. Wounded
12. Liquored Up And Laid
13. Leavers Take On Genesis
14. The Lobster Song
15. Frequinting Mass Transit
16. Sudam
17. Untitled

BRIEF REVIEW:

STOP USING ALL THESE BIG WORDS TO BOGGLE AROUND WITH MY FUCKING I.Q. OF NO MORE THAN 39! I'M SICK OF BEING UTTERLY PERPLEXED BY THESE HIGHLY PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE GRADUATES WHOSE KNOWLEDGE OF SOCIO-PHILOSOPHY IS SECOND TO NONE!

BUT HERE IS A QUESTION FOR YOU ASSHOLES... JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IDIOTS GOING TO DO WITH THAT TYPE OF DEGREE?

I MEAN, ARE THERE ANY PRACTICALITY TO YOUR INSIGHTFUL WISDOMS AT ALL? CAN YOU IDIOTS PAINT HOUSES WITH THAT KIND OF EXPERTISE? CAN YOU GUYS BUILD A CAR? CAN YOU GUYS PROGRAM A COMPUTER SOFTWARE?

NOPE! YOUR FAGGOT INTELLECTUAL KNOWLEDGE HAS BEEN RENDERED USELESS AND OBSOLETE BY OUR MODERN TWENTY FIRST CENTURY OF TECHNICAL MATERIALISM.

SORRY DICKHEADS! LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE PLAYING THAT GAY MUSIC FOR THE REST OF YOUR TORMENTED LIVES! WHOOHOO! GO LIVE IN A CAVE AND STARE AT THE SUN YOU GAYLORDS!

BOTCH - WE ARE ROMANS

1. To Our Friends in the Great White North
2. Mondrian Was a Liar
3. Transistions from Persona to Object
4. Swimming the Channel Vs. Driving the Chunnel
5. C. Thomas Howell as the "Soul Man"
6. Saint Matthew Returns to the Womb
7. Frequency Ass Bandit
8. I Wanna Be a Sex Symbol on My Own Terms
9. Man the Ramparts
10. We Are the Romans

BRIEF REVIEW:

EWW, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU WERE? A ROMAN? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PLANET YOU FILTHY ROBE WEARING SAVAGE! BARBARIAN WAS SO THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO! HERE'S A DEER, GO HUNT IT OFF A CLIFF!

(THE IRONY OF THE FACT THAT THE ROMANS WERE THE ONES WHO COLLECTIVELY ESTABLISHED ONE OF THE GREATEST AND THE MOST COMPLEX AND INTRICATE CIVILIZATIONS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE EVER DID, HAS BEEN DELIBERATELY IGNORED AND SUBSIDED)

*FART*

OH MAN, I'M SO BORED WITH THIS WEBSITE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. SOMEONE POST ME SUGGESTIONS AS TO HOW I CAN INNOVATE THIS DYING PIECE OF SHIT SO I MAY END UP ENTERTAINING THE BEST FOR THE BOTH OF US.

BOTCH - AN ANTHOLOGY OF DEAD ENDS

1. Spaim
2. Japam
3. Framce
4. Vietmam
5. Afghamistam
6. Micaragua

BRIEF REVIEW:

EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AVANTE-GARDE NOISE ROCKERS THESE DAYS. WAS YOUR N KEY BROKEN THROUGHOUT THE PUBLISHING DEADLINE OR SOMETHING? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE HORRENDOUS MISSPELLING OF YOUR ALBUM TRACKS? LAST TIME I TRIED TYPING AN ESSAY LIKE THAT, MY MICROSOFT WORD SPELL CHECK BROKE THE FUCK DOWN!!

I LOVE HOW MUSICIANS PERCEIVE THEMSELVES AS SOME SORT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS FOR CREATING THEIR "ORIGINAL OUT OF THIS WORLD CONCEPT ALBUMS" THAT ARE ONLY IMPRESSIVE IN THEIR OWN PERSONALLY DELUSIONAL CRACK-ADDICTED WORLDS. I THINK WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO EXPRESS WITH THIS ALBUM IS THAT EITHER MOST OR ALL OF THESE COUNTRIES ARE BEING AMERICANIZED DESPITE OF THEIR PERSONAL SOVEREIGNTY, CONSIDERING MUCH OF THEM HAVE HAD SOME SORT OF AFFAIR WITH THE UNITED STATES WITHIN THE PAST HALF CENTURY. SINCE COLONIALIZATION, IMPERIALIZATION, INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL INTEGRATION, AND ECONOMIC GLOBALIZATION HAS PLAYED A HUGE PART IN MAKING THE WESTERN CULTURE POWERFUL, AMERICANS ARE SLOWLY TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND OVERRIDING OTHER COUNTRIES' NATIONALISTIC VALUES.

WELL GUESS WHAT MY RESPONSE TO ALL THIS POLITICAL JIBJAB IS?

GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT.

NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. GO SEW A SWEATER TO CRY ON YOU PATHETIC LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS. BWAHHH!

OH MAN, I MISS GEORGIE BUSHIE. I HAVE A LARGE FILTHY BUSH TOO. WANNA SEE IT?

(I THINK YOU'VE GOT SOME PROBLEMS. SEEK FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY.)

BOTCH - AMERICAN NERVOSO

1 Hutton's Great Heat Engine
2 John Woo
3 Dali's Praying Mantis
4 Dead for a Minute
5 Oma
6 Thank God for Worker Bees
7 Rejection Spoken Softly
8 Spitting Black
9 Hives

Brief Review:

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO BOTCH IS? HOW CAN THIS ATROCITY BE? COULD AN ACCURATE EXPLANATION POSSIBLY LIE WITHIN THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A NIGGER? YEAH?

HAHAHAHAHA!

I KNEW IT!

GO DROWN IN A PUDDLE OF QUICKSAND YOU FUCKING BIG BLACK DISEASED THING!

BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED - SPIRALS

1 Age Of Apocalypse
2 Prion
3 Greetings From The Gallows
4 She Speaks To Me
5 Rainman
6 Uatu
7 The House Of Fists
8 Beatnik
9 Beginner's Luck
10 Technicolor Jackets
11 Weeping Willow
12 Call Waiting (John Doe Has The Upper Hand)
13 Six Twelve
14 Corsitone

Brief Review

HAHAHA, IS IT JUST ME OR IS ANYONE ELSE AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THIS ALBUM, THE MOST RECENT RELEASE BY BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED, IS FRONTED BY THAT HUGE FAGGOT FROM EX-KILLSWITCH ENGAGE? AHAHAHA! HUGE FAGGOT BLACK IS HERE TO REIGN HIS GHETTO FURY FROM HAVING TO GROW UP IN A FUCKING WELFARE COMPLEX WITH A FAT PROSTITUTE MOTHER AND AN UNKNOWN FATHER LOCKED UP IN A CELL? YUP, SOUNDS LIKE JUST ABOUT 95% OF THE NEGROES RESIDING IN THIS NATION! HE MUST HAVE STUMBLED INTO THE WRONG PLACE TRYING TO NAVIGATE HIS WAY TO THE FUCKING ANNUAL HIP HOP CONVENTION AND SOMEHOW LANDED A POSITION IN A METAL BAND! WOW, IF ONLY ALL BLACKS COULD BE THIS COOL, THIS WORLD WOULD HAVE NO AIDS LEFT!!

JUST FOR THAT I'M GOING TO DONATE TO THE BLACK PANTHER ACTIVIST GROUP! (A JAR OF FUCKING COTTON TO ALWAYS REMIND THEM HOW FAR THEY'VE COME!)

BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED - NOVELLA OF URIEL

1 Wetwork
2 Benediction
3 And A Seraphim Cries
4 En Sabah Nur
5 Intervention
6 Faded Pictures Faded Memories
7 Signs And Omens
8 ...And Her Name Was Entragian
9 Of Sand And Sulfur
10 Candlelight Vigil
11 Metamorph

BRIEF REVIEW

YEAH YEAH, WE'RE ALL AWARE OF THE FACT THAT THIS SITE'S BEEN DEAD FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT I'VE FOUND SOME SORT OF NEW SALVATION IN LIFE RIGHT NOW I'D STILL BE STUCK WITH TRYING TO ENTERTAIN YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUALS DAILY BY UPDATING THIS HORRENDOUS PIECE OF SHIT. GO EAT COW MANURE YOU STUPID ACHING ANAL SORE.

BLOOD HAS BEEN SHED - I DWELL ON THE THOUGHTS OF YOU

1. From The Outside
2. Timepiece
3. Immortal
4. Purify
5. Mediocrity Syndrome
6. Willfull Ignorance
7. Miasmic

Brief Review:

NOBODY DWELLS ON THE THOUGHTS OF YOU, YOU PATHETIC HOPELESS FUCKING DEPRESSED EMO KID. LET'S ALL FOLLOW YOUR SUICIDAL INSTINCTS AND END YOUR KNIFE WITH A CHOPSTICK RIGHT THROUGH YOUR EYEBALLS YOU PATHETIC VISION IMPAIRED THING.

BENEATH THE MASSACRE - MECHANICS OF DYSFUNCTION

1. The Surface 2:41
2. Society's Disposable Son 3:28
3. The System's Failure 3:29
4. The Stench of Misery 2:57
5. Untitled 0:58
6. Mondern Age Slavery 3:22
7. The Invisible Hand 3:07
8. Better Off Dead 2:36
9. Long Forgotten 3:33
10. Sleepless 3:46

Brief Review

YEAH, MECHANICS OF DYSFUNCTION. MUCH LIKE MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW. SO FUCK OFF.

BUT YET YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M BEGINNING TO MISS DEATHCORE IS SEXY. GODDAMNIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?

BENEATH THE MASSACRE - EVIDENCE OF INIQUITY

1 - Comforting Prejudice
2 - Profitable Killcount
3 - Totalitarian Hypnosis
4 - Regurgitated Lullaby for the Borndead
5 - Never More

BRIEF REVIEW:

WANT TO SEE SOME EVIDENCE OF INIQUITY? GO LOOK UNDERNEATH THE LAYERS OF YOUR PUBES YOU FILTHY, UNHYGENIC AND TESTOCERONE LACKING SON OF A BITCH! OH GOD, MEANWHILE YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR LEGS WHILE SITTING DOWN OR SOMETHING. IT SMELLS LIKE A FUCKING AIDS CLINIC IN SAHARA, AFRICA.

ON A MORE INTERESTING NOTE, IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE OUR ENEMIES IN DEATHCORE IS SEXY HAS BEEN HACKED! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL, SHIT TALKING COCKLOADS! EVERYBODY RESORT TO MY WEBSITE!

SHAI HULUD - A PROFOUND HATRED OF MAN

1. Hardly
2. If Born From This Soil
3. For The World
4. The Bonds Of Those Who Have No Undertanding Of Consequnce
5. Love Is The Fall Of Every Man
6. When One Bests Defeats
7. Fearless Vampire Killers
8. Ser Your Body Ablaze
9. Aneshesia
10. Linoleum
11. Damage Inc.
12. Lost Cause
13. Faithless Is He Who Says Farwell When The Road Darkens

BRIEF REVIEW:

A PROFOUND HATRED OF MAN, EH? NO FUCKING SHIT, I HATE ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS WHO EVER BOTHER TO WASTE YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIVES BY FREQUENTING MY PAGE. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, RETARDED AND LIVING OFF DISABILITY PENSION? WELCOME TO MY WORLD YOU MISERABLE SUFFERING ASSHOLES!

SPEAKING OF A PROFOUND HATRED OF A GENDER, WHY MEN AND NOT WOMEN? WE ALL KNOW WOMEN ARE THE ACTUAL LESSER OF ALL BIOLOGICAL SPECIES. I MEAN, THEY'RE INTELLECTUALLY INADEQUATE, EMOTIONALLY TANTRIC AND OVERALL THE TRUSTWORTHINESS OF A SLOT MACHINE AT A CASINO! WOW, ADAM, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF EVE HAVE YOU MANAGED TO MATE? I WOULD HAVE FUCKED AN ELEPHANT IF I WERE YOU AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

PEOPLE MAY ASK "HEY WEBMASTER, HAVE YOU HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE LATELY RESULTING IN SEVERE SEXUAL DEPRIVATION?" WHOOHOOHOO GENIUS, WELCOME TO MY EVERYDAY LIFE! NOW WILL YOU BEND OVER AND LET ME CUT A HOLE IN YOUR NASTY RAVER JEANS SO I CAN FUCK YOU STRAIGHT UP YOUR HAIRY ASSHOLE?

SODOMY RULES, SAYS GOD!

BENEATH THE SKY - WHAT DEMONS DO TO SAINTS

1. Goodfellas
2. For Each Remembered Name
3. Grave Mistake, A
4. Last Call
5. 7861
6. How The Times Have Changed
7. Our Last Road
8. Reason, The
9. Being In A Coma Is Hell Carried On
10. Falling In Love With Cold Hands
11. Glamour Of Corruption, The

Brief Review

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHINKY NONSENSE ON MY FUCKING CHATBOX YOU STUPID REPULSIVE QUEERS? SOMEBODY MUST HAVE BEEN EJECTED OUT OF THEIR MOTHER'S VILE ANUS JUST YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THAT PORTRAYING ME AS SOME HALF-ASSED GOOK WOULD BE A BRILLIANT THING TO DO! WELL, REALLY? GUESS WHAT? I CHING CHANG CHONGED YOUR VIETNAMESE MOTHER LAST NIGHT YOU FUCKING COCKLESS ASSMONKEYS!

GET THESE FUCKING MINORITIES OFF MY FUCKING WEBPAGE YOU STUPID SHITS. JUST TO TIGHTEN UP MY BORDER A LITTLE BIT, I HAVE NOW LEARNED THE POWER OF THE BANHAMMER! ALL YOU GREASY, UNDER-EDUCATED AND UNEMPLOYED FAGGOTS WILL NOW BE FORBIDDEN FROM ENTERING MY NATION THANKS TO MY TIGHT IMMIGRANT POLICIES. WHOEVER POSTS UNDER THE REFUGE STATUS WILL BE FOREVER BANISHED.

YOU GOT PROXY? I'VE GOT PROXY TOO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. BRING ON THE WAR! BUT BEFORE YOU GO ON, JUST REMEMBER... NONE OF YOU GUYS WILL EVER BE CAPABLE OF RIDICULING ME BETTER THAN I AM MYSELF!

IMPLOSIVE DISGORGENCE - FIVE TRACK EP

01 - CHAPTER 1
02 - CHAPTER 2
03 - CHAPTER 3
04 - CHAPTER 4
05 - CHAPTER 5

BRIEF REVIEW:

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED YOU DISFIGURED FUCKING ABORIGINAL? WHERE ELSE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DISCOVER THIS AMAZINGLY RARE FIVE TRACK DEMO EP? IN THE FUCKING HOMELESS ALLEY WHERE YOU WERE RAISED WITH CRACK ROCKS FOR NUTRITION THROUGHOUT THE FIRST EIGHTEEN YEARS OF YOUR PATHETIC DICKLESS LIFE? GO FUCKING FIGURE YOU ASSHEAD! FINALLY, I CAN BEFRIEND SOMEONE WITH SUCH SIMILAR CHARACTERISTICS! TWIN FUCKER, IS THAT YOU? WANT TO ENGAGE IN A VIGOROUS SESSION OF INCEST?

SPEAKING OF INBREEDING, I AM THE PRODUCT OF THE SIXTEENTH GENERATION OF REPRODUCTION WITHIN MEMBERS OF THE SAME FUCKING FAMILY! HOLY FUCKING AWESOME, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF MY INFECTIOUS DOWN SYNDROME? YOU? OKAY, EASY! JUST BEND OVER SEXY!

BY THE WAY, WHAT A CREATIVE BUNCH WITH THEIR DISTINGUISHABLE TITLES. WOW, THAN YOU FOR THAT, YOU STUPID FUCKING TOOLS. YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I'M READING A GOOSEBUMP NOVEL. THOSE SCARED ME TO THE EXTENT I SHAT MY PANTS SO BAD THAT TO THIS DAY, YOU CAN STILL FIND NUMEROUS SHIT STAINS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE WALL BY THE PROJECTILE LAUNCH OF MY ANUS, EVEN AFTER FOUR YEARS OF RENOVATION AND PAINT JOBS.

FUCK YOU.

SWARM OF THE LOTUS - THE SIRENS OF SILENCE

1. Hookwork
2. Call to Abandon
3. Great Masquerade
4. Yan Hui
5. Jackie G
6. Snowbeast
7. Needles and Knives
8. Insect Trust Fund
9. Vertigo
10. Judas

Brief Review:

FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SOUTHERN WHITE TRASH FAGGOTS WHO ARE BACK TO ASSFUCK YOU WITH A NEW BUCKET OF AIDS! THESE MORBIDLY OBESE AND HAIRY METAL MONSTERS SHOW NO MERCY WHEN SODOMIZING YOU FROM THE BEHIND WITH THIS PILE OF HORSEBACK-RIDING, COTTON-GROWING, SISTER-FUCKING, PREMIUM SOUTHERN PLAGUE! 100% INCEST EFFECTIVE! PERFECT FOR MOST OF YOU ASSHOLE VISITORS OF MY WEBSITE! DOWNLOAD THIS BULLSHIT TODAY!

PSYOPUS - OUR PUZZLING ENCOUNTERS CONSIDERED

1. The Pig Keeperis Daughter
2. 2
3. Scissor Fuck Paper Doll
4. Whore Meet Liar
5. Insects
6. Imogenis Puzzle Pt. 2
7. Play Some Skynyrd
8. Kill Us
9. Siobhanis Song
10. Happy Valentineis Day
11. Our Puzzling Encounters Considered

BRIEF REVIEW:

ASIDE FROM THE TYPICAL BULLSHIT I FORTUNATELY ENCOUNTER EVERYDAY, THERE IS A MORE INTERESTING ONE POSTED TODAY! ONE THAT CLAIMING THE FOLLOWING:

"...you just make yourself look like someone trying to prove a point. that you are a jackass that has the caps button stuck."

HAHAHA, REALLY? YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE YOURSELF SOUND A LITTLE MORE ASSERTIVE BY FOLLOWING MY BIBLE, WHICH JUST LIKE BLOWJOBS, I CAN NOW I PROVIDE YOU AT FREE OF CHARGE!!

SEE HOW EFFECTIVE THIS WEBSITE IS? YOU THINK I GIVE FUCKING JACKSHIT WHAT YOU DISGRUNTLED METALHEADS HAVE TO POOP OUT OF THE DEPTH OF YOUR ANUS? DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND RELOCATE YOURSELF BACK INTO THE LOUISIANA CAVES YOU'VE MIGRATED FROM, BECAUSE I AM AFRAID THIS SOCIETY WILL NOT FLOURISH WITH YOUR INCOMPATIBLE SOCIO-INTELLECTUAL ADAPTATION!

THIS SITE WILL CONTINUE TO OPERATE, REGARDLESS OF ANY LAUGHABLE CRITICS WHO ASSUME THEIR FEEBLY VALUELESS WORDS WITH DISCOURAGE ANY FURTHER UPDATES! DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING MORMONS!

ON THE OTHER HAND, THESE GEOMETRIC MATHEMATICIANS ARE BACK WITH A BRAND NEW GENIUS ALBUM TO HELP THE DEVELOPMENT OF OUR POST-MODERN CIVILIZATION. WHICH IS CLEARLY WHY THESE ALBUMS HAVE NOT BEEN RECEIVING AS MUCH DOWNLOADS AS THEY SHOULD BE, PARTLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT IT'S SIGNIFICANTLY ABOVE THE LEVEL OF YOU PRE-EVOLVED GORILLA APES.

PSYOPUS - IDEAS OF REFERENCE

1 Mork And Mindy (Daydream Lover)
2 Whitelight
3 Death, i...
4 Longroad To The 4th Dimension
5 Mannequin
6 Mirrorrim
7 Imogen's Puzzle
8 Anomaly
9 Bones To Dust

BRIEF REVIEW

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ANOTHER BUKKAKE CIRCLE OF PHD MATH MAJORS WITH MUSIC FOR YOU TO DO YOUR QUADRATIC FORMULAS OVER! DON'T FORGET TO PACK YOUR TEXAS GRAPHING INSTRUMENTAL CALCULATORS FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE THE LISTENING EXPERIENCE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE FAILED MATH FOR THE FIFTH TIME ALL OVER AGAIN, MUCH LIKE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL! DEJAVU, ANYONE? OH GOD, THE PAINFUL FUCKING MEMORIES! MY ANUS NOW ACHES AS I REMINISCE MY UNSPEAKABLY HORRID EXPERIENCES THAT I HAD ENDURED THROUGHOUT THAT TIME, AS THE GUIDANCE COUNSELLORS POINT AT MY FACE AND LAUGH ME OUT OF HIS OFFICE EVERY TIME I WENT THERE FOR SUPPORT.

HELP ME? BWAH! I AM GOING TO SLIT MY WRIST SOME MORE NOW. TODAY I WILL CARVE OUT A BEAR! CREATIVITY, ANYONE?

MAN, I'M FUCKING SICK OF RAMBLING ON POINTLESSLY ON A DAILY BASIS LIKE THIS. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE PURPOSE OF STIRRING UP SUCH A FUCKING SHITSTORM ON MY PAGE LIKE I USUALLY DO, DO YOU THINK I'D TYPE SO OBNOXIOUSLY MUCH?

GET SHOT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ENTERTAINING YOU ASSHOLES AS MUCH AS MYSELF. THIS SITE'S NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US... WITH THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A MORBIDLY OBESE AND GREASY METALHEAD WHO TAKES UP TWO SEATS ON THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION ASIDE.

SUICIDE SILENCE - EP

1 Ending Is The Beginning
2 Swarm
3 About A Plane Crash
4 Distorted Thought Of Addiction
5 Destruction Of A Statue

Brief Review:

HAHAHA, CONTINUE TALKING SHIT YOU STUPID MISERABLE MOTHERFUCKERS! LET'S SEE HOW LONG ALL YOU COCKLORDS CAN LAST BECAUSE YOU ASSWIPES FINALLY DECIDE TO JUST GET THE FUCK OFF MY WEBSITE AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR SUICIDAL INTENTIONS! OH WAIT, SUICIDE IS USELESS FOR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! WHY? BECAUSE YOU SIMPLY CANNOT KILL WHAT HAS NO LIFE!

REMEMBER, EVERY TIME YOU SPAM MY WEBSITE WITH ABOMINABLE FAGGOTRY, GOD KILLS A NIGGER! DO YOU PATHETIC PALE-SKINNED HONKEYS REALLY WISH TO CONDONE THIS TYPE OF GENOCIDE AFTER ENSLAVING THEIR RACE FOR THE PAST FOUR CENTURIES?! YOU HEARTLESS FUCKING PILGRIMS! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU APATHETIC PSYCHOS?

MARTIN LUTHER KING WOULD SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT HUGE HOLE PENETRATED INTO HIS BIG SHINY BLACK HEAD WITH GUSHING RED STRAWBERRY JAM! COME TO THINK OF IT, HE HAD AN ACTUAL DREAM WHERE HE WAS A GANGSTER RAPPER GETTING SIGNED TO DEF JAM AND SPITTIN' OUT TRIPLE PLATINUM ALBUMS AND DRIVING A GOLD-PLATTERED BMW AROUND HIS HOOD ON A DAILY BASIS, PUSHIN THAT SWEET WHITE CHACHA. BRO, BE A GOOD NIGGA AND LINK A BROTHA UP WITH A SWEET LINE!!